The Cookie Marauders and Their Crazy 3rd Year
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Crazy Year
OK, THIS STORY IS CREATED BY BOTH MS. WITCH AND ME (EVILMICELLA)! HOPE YOU LIKE IT!
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M/W (Ms.Witch) OH NO! MY POWERS ARE FADING! NEED MORE VANILLA COKE *runs to the refrigerator* NOO ITS ALL GONE! *pass's out*
E/M (EvilMicella): AHAHA, BEHOLD, MY COLLECTION OF STOLEN VANILLA COKE..I-I mean..my...boughten vanilla coke..*cough*..well..oh great, my n/n reminds me of the Spice Girls..IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER..yeah..
M/W: The readers do not no the doom we have placed apon them..i mean..did i say that out loud?
E/M: No, you wrote it out loud, but still, any minute the police be here anyways, lets go quietly..unlike the last time..*cough* Well, take a pill and read!
HERE'S THE STORY!!:
As far as anyone from Hogwarts could remember..and thank you aliens for probing them all in the butt..the worst children there were 5 little demons sent by Satan..
(E/M: Not me this time)
(M/W:*looks around* was someone gonna say my name? MWHAHAHAHA!*opens vanilla coke* Ahh!)
..with the names James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Lily Evans, and Peter Pettigrew. All were in their 3rd year, though we all know that they *cough*threatenedtheteachers*cough* to get there.
"Mwahaha, I thought this year would never come," James said, looking at Hogwarts from the outside. "Last one in is a rotten rat!"
(E/M: Get it??? Rotten rat?? Cause Peter's a..OH FORGET IT!
(M/W: Uhh i get it *looks side to side* i think...)
They all ran inside, and up the marble stairs. As they turned at the top step, Peter slipped and knocked into James, who knocked into Sirius, who knocked into Lily, who knocked into Remus, causing all of them to fall on each other.
"Ok, who's touching my butt?" Lily demanded.
"Oh, sorry," James said, moving his hand, which 'accidentally' sat on Lily's nice round butt, or in James' opinion it was nice and round.
(M/W: JAMES! YOU ARE TO YOUNG FOR THAT!)
(E/M: he doesn't think so..)
"Remus, you're face is a tad bit too close to mine," Sirius mumbled. It was then that he realized that it wasn't Remus' head near his, but Remus' butt. "ARGH!! GET OFF, GET OFF!! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!. . . . . "
"I hope no one smelt that," Remus said, getting up finally. He looked down and saw Sirius still lying there, with the face of the people from The Ring had when they had to die after 7 days.
"Oh, great, you killed him," James said. There was a slight pause.
"Shall we leave to the feast, then?" Peter said. Another slight pause..
"Yeah, ok," James said.
"Ok, sure" Remus said.
"Yeah," Lily said. "The 1st years will get a treat when they arrive." The remaining friends went off to the Great Hall, but stayed far away from Remus, who was now fully loaded.
(M/W: Whoa! He's loaded... Do you smell that?AHH ITS SO POWERFUL I CAN SMELL IT FROM UP HERE!)
(E/M: And I can smell it from down here! *hint*hint* It's sweety down here..*nudge*nudge* OH SCREW IT! lol)
As they all sat themselves at the Gryffindor table with the rest, Sirius took his fork and threw it at the Slytherins. It hit one of the kids in the eye and he ran out. Everyone looked at Sirius.
"What?" he said innocently. They still wouldn't stop staring. "Well, it's not like you can't live without an eye! Jeez.." Everyone went back to their business. James was playing Go Fish with Remus.
"Do you have an 8?" James said.
"Uh..wrong game, James," Remus lied. He had an 8 but didn't want to give it up. "We're playing..Bloody Mary..lets go find a mirror.." James was about to get up when the Great Hall doors flung open. A very young and, in Peter's opinion, attractive Professor McGonagall came in, with 1st years at her heal. One looked like they were going to barf, while another was about to wet their pants. After the 1st years all came in, Filtch came in, dragging Sirius with him. He dropped him on the ground and left.
"When I call your name, step forward and you will be sorted into your house," McGonagall said. "Ivana Tinkle!" everyone laughed. A girl with blonde hair (E/M: blonde is yellow, and yellow is what? LOOK IN YOUR TOILET!) and brown eyes (E/M: Again, LOOK IN YOUR TOILET!) stepped forward and sat down.
"SLYTHERIN," the hat called, and the girl ran to sit down at the table as everyone else scooted away. What other names will there be???
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M/W: ....That was an intersting chapter wasn't it...?
E/M: A lil TOO interesting, if you ask me..
M/W: Yes too intersting... *x files music* and that ends this file.... i mean chapter.
E/M: *Looks around mysteriously as picture fades*
PLZ REVIEW!! WE'D APPRECIATE IT! NEXT CHAPPY SOON, OK?? RIGHT, MS. WITCH?? OK, THEN. Lol
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Crazy Year
OK, THIS STORY IS CREATED BY BOTH MS. WITCH AND ME (EVILMICELLA)! HOPE YOU LIKE IT!
~*~
M/W (Ms.Witch) OH NO! MY POWERS ARE FADING! NEED MORE VANILLA COKE *runs to the refrigerator* NOO ITS ALL GONE! *pass's out*
E/M (EvilMicella): AHAHA, BEHOLD, MY COLLECTION OF STOLEN VANILLA COKE..I-I mean..my...boughten vanilla coke..*cough*..well..oh great, my n/n reminds me of the Spice Girls..IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER..yeah..
M/W: The readers do not no the doom we have placed apon them..i mean..did i say that out loud?
E/M: No, you wrote it out loud, but still, any minute the police be here anyways, lets go quietly..unlike the last time..*cough* Well, take a pill and read!
HERE'S THE STORY!!:
As far as anyone from Hogwarts could remember..and thank you aliens for probing them all in the butt..the worst children there were 5 little demons sent by Satan..
(E/M: Not me this time)
(M/W:*looks around* was someone gonna say my name? MWHAHAHAHA!*opens vanilla coke* Ahh!)
..with the names James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Lily Evans, and Peter Pettigrew. All were in their 3rd year, though we all know that they *cough*threatenedtheteachers*cough* to get there.
"Mwahaha, I thought this year would never come," James said, looking at Hogwarts from the outside. "Last one in is a rotten rat!"
(E/M: Get it??? Rotten rat?? Cause Peter's a..OH FORGET IT!
(M/W: Uhh i get it *looks side to side* i think...)
They all ran inside, and up the marble stairs. As they turned at the top step, Peter slipped and knocked into James, who knocked into Sirius, who knocked into Lily, who knocked into Remus, causing all of them to fall on each other.
"Ok, who's touching my butt?" Lily demanded.
"Oh, sorry," James said, moving his hand, which 'accidentally' sat on Lily's nice round butt, or in James' opinion it was nice and round.
(M/W: JAMES! YOU ARE TO YOUNG FOR THAT!)
(E/M: he doesn't think so..)
"Remus, you're face is a tad bit too close to mine," Sirius mumbled. It was then that he realized that it wasn't Remus' head near his, but Remus' butt. "ARGH!! GET OFF, GET OFF!! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!. . . . . "
"I hope no one smelt that," Remus said, getting up finally. He looked down and saw Sirius still lying there, with the face of the people from The Ring had when they had to die after 7 days.
"Oh, great, you killed him," James said. There was a slight pause.
"Shall we leave to the feast, then?" Peter said. Another slight pause..
"Yeah, ok," James said.
"Ok, sure" Remus said.
"Yeah," Lily said. "The 1st years will get a treat when they arrive." The remaining friends went off to the Great Hall, but stayed far away from Remus, who was now fully loaded.
(M/W: Whoa! He's loaded... Do you smell that?AHH ITS SO POWERFUL I CAN SMELL IT FROM UP HERE!)
(E/M: And I can smell it from down here! *hint*hint* It's sweety down here..*nudge*nudge* OH SCREW IT! lol)
As they all sat themselves at the Gryffindor table with the rest, Sirius took his fork and threw it at the Slytherins. It hit one of the kids in the eye and he ran out. Everyone looked at Sirius.
"What?" he said innocently. They still wouldn't stop staring. "Well, it's not like you can't live without an eye! Jeez.." Everyone went back to their business. James was playing Go Fish with Remus.
"Do you have an 8?" James said.
"Uh..wrong game, James," Remus lied. He had an 8 but didn't want to give it up. "We're playing..Bloody Mary..lets go find a mirror.." James was about to get up when the Great Hall doors flung open. A very young and, in Peter's opinion, attractive Professor McGonagall came in, with 1st years at her heal. One looked like they were going to barf, while another was about to wet their pants. After the 1st years all came in, Filtch came in, dragging Sirius with him. He dropped him on the ground and left.
"When I call your name, step forward and you will be sorted into your house," McGonagall said. "Ivana Tinkle!" everyone laughed. A girl with blonde hair (E/M: blonde is yellow, and yellow is what? LOOK IN YOUR TOILET!) and brown eyes (E/M: Again, LOOK IN YOUR TOILET!) stepped forward and sat down.
"SLYTHERIN," the hat called, and the girl ran to sit down at the table as everyone else scooted away. What other names will there be???
~*~*~
M/W: ....That was an intersting chapter wasn't it...?
E/M: A lil TOO interesting, if you ask me..
M/W: Yes too intersting... *x files music* and that ends this file.... i mean chapter.
E/M: *Looks around mysteriously as picture fades*
PLZ REVIEW!! WE'D APPRECIATE IT! NEXT CHAPPY SOON, OK?? RIGHT, MS. WITCH?? OK, THEN. Lol