Of Post-It Notes & Mirrors

Disclaimer: This is a purely fan-made piece that is using the world and characters from Masashi Kishimoto's Naruto and is made entirely for enjoyment. No financial gain has been made in the making of this piece

Summery: Naruto keeps covering Sasuke's mirror with post-it notes

Author's Note: Written for Quirkerstein. Possible out-of-characterness

Constructive Criticism is always welcomed

Published: 20 March 2008

Rating: K

Sasuke looked at his mirror and twitched. Ever since Naruto had discovered post-it notes, he stuck them everywhere. He also wrote the most inane comments on them—everything from 'Bastard!' to smiley faces to 'HOKAGE' with big arrows pointing up.

The think that annoyed Sasuke most was that Naruto would stick them on Sasuke's MIRROR.

His MIRROR.

How was Sasuke supposed to check to make sure that he had the right amount of gel in his perfect hair when Naruto left notes like 'I (heart) Ramen!' right where his left cheek bone was supposed to go!

It was unacceptable.

Sasuke plotted what he could do to MAKE his boyfriend understand that post-it notes on the mirror was deplorable, especially when they got in the way of Sasuke's morning preening.

Unfortunately, getting Naruto to do anything outside of eating and sex was problematic. It was a bit like having a puppy that refused to be housebroken sometimes. He did what he wanted when he wanted to, and if that meant putting post-it notes on the mirror, then it meant that Sasuke wasn't going to be able to see his face.

Sasuke glared at the offensive pieces of paper. If they weren't attached to his mirror, he would have burned them into next week for being there. It was like Naruto planned for him to never be able to fix his hair or practice his unaffected glare.

This called for drastic measures.

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Naruto glared at him. "You gave all my post-it notes away!"

Sasuke didn't look up.

"You gave my SPECIAL RAMEN POST-IT NOTES away! Then you told the stores that I was allergic to the glue in them so they won't sell me them any more!"

"You kept putting them on my mirror."

The blond gaped at him. Really, it's no wonder nobody took the boy seriously; if he just put some time in mastering a 'holier-than-thou' facial expression (like Sasuke had—he'd practiced faithfully in between admiration sessions), people might give him more respect.

"Is THAT what this is all about!" Naruto exploded. "Your MIRROR! You—you—you vain BASTARD!"

Sasuke mentally scowled as Naruto ranted and raved and didn't shut up. Really, what was more important here, Naruto's enjoyment or Sasuke being able to see that everything was right in the looks department? Clearly, the latter was the more important thing and he couldn't see why Naruto didn't realise that. His boyfriend must be thicker than he thought.

He needed to start doing some damage control.

He slowly stretched and slid slowly off of his chair, making sure that he was using the signature Uchiha hip sway when he walked. Naruto's diatribe slowly fizzled into nothingness and Sasuke could pin the moment that Naruto started to drool. It meant he had precisely five seconds before—

Naruto pounced.

As he was hauled off to the bedroom, Sasuke smirked. Once again, Naruto had proven his point that looking as good as he did was important.

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