AN/ ohhh. Look at that creative title… I'm like the most creative person I know!!! Note sarcasm. Soooooo, this is like right after the third book. It is JUST a oneshot. And any one who asks me to write more for it will be yelled at excessively. We are all going to just assume that its winter, so that the whole "freezing to death" thing makes more sense. Wow. Fluff. I hate writing fluff!
Disclaimer: V: Taco bell!!!!
Max: WHERE!!!
V: $# MAX!!!! YOU MISSED THE EXIT!! WHAT KIND OF A DRIVER ARE YOU!!??
Max: YOU DON'T OWN ME!!
V:( Insulted) (crying) I HATE YOU!!!! (runs away.) I wonder if my frowny faces will show up. Hmmm.
Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angle were all cuddled up in a cave. They had left Max's Mom's for some reason that James Patterson thought that us readers and fanfiction writers didn't need to know. (Idiot.) Sorry, I have pet peeves. Any way, so they were all cuddled together sleeping in a cave.
Everyone was asleep. So far this story sucks. Well, what happens next may have fluff so stop whining and complaining and skip to the getting over it and reading part.
Fang woke up with something soft and blond in his face. It was now getting in his mouth and making him gag. So he tried to spit it out. It finally came out and he settled back down in the nest that the flock had made. (Wow I just noticed that.)
Then suddenly he was half awake! He had been only one sixteenth of awake before. And don't ask me how that's possible. What was just in his mouth??
He picked his head up over the strange blond and pink fluffy thing. He then realized that it was Max's hair. Oh crap. She was going to kill him if she found out that he had it in his mouth. (Maybe she wouldn't but I would certainly be grossed out.) The entire flock was all cuddled together because it was a cold winter night, and If you had to spend a winter night in a cave, you would snuggle with the annoying kid that sits next to you in science and flicks your ear. Yes I know I already said that but this is fang realizing it, so shut up.
Angle was in Max's arms who back was pressed against Fang. Angle was snuggling with Gazzy. Iggy was next to fang, cuddled against Nudge. Strange picture, I'll be amazed if any one manages to see it. Happy with his discovery of what was in his mouth, Fang pulled Max a little closer (Which meant he also pulled Angle and Gazzy closer) and settled back in to sleep. It was still like 6:00AM and he was NOT getting up.
Not for the world.
Maybe for Max, but not the world. The world hated him, Max, well, he still wasn't sure.
He was almost asleep, when Iggy chose that time to snore. Fang would have been able to sleep if he was normal, but sadly, he had a huge case of OCD. It had to be silent for him to sleep.
Fang lay awake for another hour, before he snapped.
"IGGY!!! SHUT UP!! SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEEEPPPP!!!"
And then every one in that small cave awoke and glared at him. He looked to his left; sure enough there was Max. And she was giving him the death glare. Any one who got the death glare didn't live to tell it. Fang had never gotten the death glare before and was very very scared.
Iggy got the death glare once. Only once. Fang remembered it only too well.
He had blown up Max's favorite tree. Yes, Max had a favorite tree. Don't ask him how she picked the "Perfect tree. The kind that makes a huge fire!". But she did. She took all of Iggy's bombs and blew them up, in a clearing. 500 bombs. It took him and Gazzy 7 months to make more. Poor guys.
And now she was giving the glare to him. Crap.
I'm sorry to say, all of you Fang fangirls, he may not live to see the next book.
AN/ Okay forget that I ever mentioned fluff. I expected there to be some. There was fluff when I thought of it. At 4:00 AM. I might write a sequel. Depends on you guys though.