Phantom Troupe Café
First off, I apologize for the long hiatus.
I've been wondering whether I should quit writing altogether, but decided I would miss it, so here I am to restart my stories (despite being an irresponsible writer). I have updated my profile, so it'd be nice if you checked it out again, and unnecessary stories have been deleted. Stories I wish to continue will be rewritten.
Thank you.
TSM is now officially back and extremely nervous.
A/N:
So this is a café where Gon's crew, the Phantom Troupe, etc act as waiters and waitresses in the café Kuroro owns: Phantom Troupe Café. You can visit the café and drop in dares by reviewing, and it can be anything (EXCEPT: asking characters to sing a song. However, a SHORT section of a song is permitted). You can even order a drink, and I'll type your names down as the customers (will be shortened for my convenience).
PS. Other HxH characters will be coming out as customers as well.
Before you start reading:
Phantom Troupe Café is one café, but it consisted of two groups; the Spiders, and the Hunters.
The Spiders:
Kuroro (owner), Machi, Kalluto, Phinks, Feitan, Shizuku, Shalnark, Bonolenov, Coltopi, Franklin, Pakunoda, Ubogin, and Nobugana.
The Hunters:
Gon, Killua, Kurapika, Leorio, Pokkle, Ponzu, Hisoka, Illumi, Alluka, Hanzo, and Komugi.
Welcome to Phantom Troupe Café!
xXx
"A cosplay dare for Hunter Kurapika, please!" A customer squealed as she waved her bill.
Kurapika smiled kindly as he approached the blushing customer, and took her offers.
"A…" He glanced at the note. "Cat cosplay, coming right up."
It was a dare he received very often, and he was used to it.
"Your choice of cat will be?" He asked.
"A white Persian thanks!" The customer beamed.
"Very well." Kurapika bowed politely and shot her a kind smile. "Thank you for ordering, and welcome to Phantom Troupe Café, ma'am."
Placing a light kiss on the customer's hand for service, he left to do his job.
Flustered, the customer made a mental note to add a tip.
xXx
"The service is great here!" A customer squealed.
"And the workers are so pretty and handsome!" Her friend gushed.
They both glanced at Leorio.
"Except maybe him."
"I heard that, ladies!" Leorio called out with a grin.
The customers all giggled as a few fawned over the funny man.
"Hunter Gon?" A customer timidly held her hand up.
"Yes, pretty nee-san?" The young waiter ran up to her with a beam.
"Could you kiss Hunter Killua on the cheek?" The customer shyly asked.
"Of course!" Gon chirped. "Ne, Killua!"
"Yeah?" Killua called back as he trotted towards his friend.
Gon swiftly pecked the boy's cheek, and the customer almost died of the cuteness.
"Wha- What the hell?!" Killua blushed beet red.
"A dare." Gon laughed. He turned to the fangirling customer. "Thank you, and welcome to Phantom Troupe Café!"
Killua flashed her a sheepish grin as well.
xXx
"Spider Machi?" A customer called excitedly.
"Yes?" The waitress answered as she appeared next to her, cool as ever.
"Could you stuff a chocolate cake into Hunter Hanzo's face?"
Machi glanced at the annoying bald waiter.
She wasn't so fond of him. He called himself a ninja, which greatly irritated the kunoichi-born girl.
"Sure." Machi smirked.
Taking the chocolate cake from Hunter Alluka's tray and ignoring his small cry of 'Are? (A/N: pronounced in Japanese: ah-re)', she tapped Hanzo's shoulder.
"What?" The ninja waiter frowned, and Machi slammed the pastry into his face.
Dusting her hands, she walked off to another customer, leaving him shocked.
"A dare." She remarked blankly.
But inside, she was glad.
xXx
"Illu-nii…" Small Alluka pulled on his brother's waiter apron. "Machi-nee took my chocolate cake." The young waiter pouted.
"That's what happens, Allu." Illumi replied in a monotone. "Go get a new one."
Puffing out his cheeks cutely, Alluka ran to do as his brother had said.
Illumi barely had the time to sigh when a customer called for his attention.
"Yes?" He said with a blank look.
"Could you pat Spider Kalluto's head?" The customer breathed out, barely containing her excitement.
With a short nod, Illumi did as she wished.
"I-Illumi-nii-sama?" Kalluto looked confused when his brother patted his head twice.
"Dare." Was Illumi's short reply, but he was quite satisfied he could have created a small brotherly bond with an excuse.
He turned to walk away, when he caught Killua and Alluka staring at him.
"Want me to pat you too, Killu?" He cocked his head.
"What- No!" His brother hissed, flustered.
He brought his arms around Alluka defensively, and Illumi almost chuckled.
His brothers were too cute.
xXx
"Spider Pakunoda, could you please shut Nobugana up?" A customer grinned.
"If you wish." Pakunoda shrugged casually as she hit the talkative samurai waiter's head and knocked him out.
Ubogin, who had been watching, roared out laughing.
xXx
Bonolenov and Coltopi shared each other a look at the odd dare their customers had given them.
Wear a maid dress?
Wow, weren't they lucky.
xXx
"No." Feitan hissed at the customer's request.
Phinks, on the other hand, burst out laughing.
"Will do, miss!" He gave their customer a mock salute as he turned to his smaller friend.
"No." Feitan repeated with a frown.
"Should I call Dancho?" Phinks cocked his eyebr…ow-less eyebrow, referring to Kuroro, the owner of this café.
Feitan stiffened.
"Fine." He spat out.
He shot their customer a glare, but she only squealed at his attitude.
Muttering curses, he snatched the cosplay clothes Phinks was giving him with a snicker, and he shut himself up in the changing room.
Seriously!
Why did everybody keep insisting him to cosplay as Levi from Attack of Titans? Levi when he was in his 'Cleaning Mode'?
Feitan grumbled to himself as he switched his black mask with a white one.
He'll have to feather dust the windows… Again.
xXx
"Spider Franklin, please read Spider Shizuku a story book!"
Franklin blinked at the customer's dare, but did so anyway.
He sat next to Shizuku.
"Franklin?" She blinked at him.
"I'll read you a story book." He added, "It's a dare."
Nodding, Shizuku handed him a book, and Franklin stared at it.
Beauty and the Beast?
Franklin shot Shizuku a weird look. But he shrugged and opened the book.
"Err… Once upon a time…?"
xXx
"Hunter Pokkle, you may kiss Hunter Ponzu!" A customer announced her dare dramatically.
The two blushed, but Pokkle soon sighed and performed the dare.
The squeals they earned were deafening.
xXx
"You wanted to dare me?" Shalnark grinned at the two customers.
"Yes!" Once of the two gushed. "We dare you to not smile for ten minutes!"
The other customer giggled.
"Your wish is my command." Shalnark laughed. After checking his watch, his smile dropped at once as all traces of cheeriness disappeared from his face.
The two poor customers shot each other nervous looks.
They immediately regretted their dare as Shalnark stared at them with a cold, blank look.
This was going to be a long ten minutes…
xXx
"Yah~ Ladies." Hisoka grinned slyly at the group of customers at Table Four.
"We have a dare for you." One of them smiled shyly.
"Proceed." Hisoka waved his hand like how a magician would.
Giggling, another girl said,
"Please mimic Hunter Illumi and do the samba!"
Hiso blinked, then laughed.
"Of course, my princesses."
"Thank you!" Another gushed.
"My pleasure." Hisoka smirked.
Then he stilled his face and looked at them emotionlessly.
"Would you like to order?" He spoke blankly, perfecting Illumi.
His customers gawked before laughing.
"Kufufu~ Kufufu~ Kufufu no fu~" Hisoka sang in a monotone as he did a samba, which got the girls laughing even harder.
Hisoka's lips twitched, wanting to join their laughing, when he saw Illumi shoot him a dirty look.
But he managed to keep a straight face.
xXx
Meruem glanced around the café he was sitting in.
Why was he here in the first place, anyway?
He frowned to himself and was about to leave, when a waitress stood at his table.
"U-um, m-may I take your order?" She stuttered, shyly fidgeting with her fingers.
Meruem stared at the white haired girl with pretty teal eyes, and slumped back into his seat as he tried to fight his blush.
Maybe he'd stay for a moment after all.
xXx
Ring~
"Oh?" Kuroro, the café owner, glanced up at the door to see you and your friends. (A/N: Yes, it's you!)
Even from a single glance he could tell it was your first time here.
Smiling kindly, he faced you.
"Welcome to Phantom Troupe Café." He chuckled. "I am Kuroro Lucifer, the owner." He bowed with a twinkle of mirth. "Please take your seats and order a drink. Also," He paused and shot you a grin. "We would appreciate it if you dropped in a dare. Thank you, and enjoy."
A/N:
Maximum THREE dares PER review EVERY chapter! Dares will be accepted through reviews.
PREVIOUS REVIEWS WILL BE DEFAULTED. Only reviews from THIS chapter will be accepted.
I am sincerely sorry for the inconvenience I have given you.