A/N: Alright I will admit it, I really do like the anime Sayonara Zetsubou sensei, but I do enjoy making fun of the characters in a bad way as well. Review kudasai(please)!


Haiku's of Despair (俳句の絶望)

糸色 望, Itoshiki Nozomu

Despair senseless one

Suicidal never meant to please

Pines for life untold

糸色 命, Itoshiki Mikoto

He is Doctor Death

Is not read as "Zetsumei"

No one shows anyway

風浦 可符香, Fuura Kafuka

Secret unknown

Spoken words of joy and care

Denseness unrated

音無 芽留, Otonashi Meru

Ring ring ring mail mail

The silence of only texting

Insulting unfold

木津 千里, Kitsu Chiri

Perfectionism

Demands that only God can meet

Perfection ingrate

木村 カエレ, Kimura Kaere

Always threatens to sue

Schizophrenic odd changes

Panty character

小節 あびる, Kobushi Abiru

Pull once pull twice

Obsession of animal tails

Isn't Masochistic

小森 霧, Komori Kiri

Hikikomori

Loves Itoshiki sensei most

Should really go outside...

常月 まとい, Tsunetsuki Matoi

Pure hardcore stalker

Current love is Itoshiki

Until Tomorrow

日塔 奈美, Hitō Nami

Ordinary school girl

Cannot finish this haiku

Much too ordinary

藤吉 晴美, Fujiyoshi Harumi

Doujinshi freak

Loves Cat ears and slash fiction

Run! Rabid fangirl!

"Oops I forgot..."

臼井 影郎, Usui Kagerou

Lost yet not spoken

Drifting through the dark

Seen through divine wind


A/N: I hope everyone enjoyed my little haiku's. I was never good at writing them, so please let me know if I got the wrong number of syllables. Thank you! Review kudasai(please)!