Pantless
Rated K+
Disclaimer: I don't own Regular Show so here you go!
Driving his famous Black Viper, Mitch Sorenstein, a.k.a. Muscle Man, had shown up to Starla's house looking like his old self. All except for a few flowers and something else he forgot, but it wasn't the point.
The point was, he was about to go out on a date with the hottest chick in the city. And that of course, was his girlfriend Starla. Well, actually, she wasn't hot since she looked like a female version of her boyfriend, but nevertheless, Muscle Man knew that she was the one.
With his flowers in hand, Muscle Man rang the doorbell. He waited for a good few seconds, until he was finally greeted by his love.
"Hey, Mitch! You were expecting me?" Starla smiled, putting her hand on her waist.
"You know it, baby!" Muscle Man proudly exclaimed. "I got you flowers and tickets for the car show downtown! It's gonna be hot!"
"Oooh... you're a gentleman!" Starla cooed, being touched my Muscle Man's gesture.
But somehow, Starla looked down on him and felt a little disturbed by something.
Muscle Man couldn't get why she was staring way down there.
"Is something the matter babe?" Muscle Man spoke out.
"Did you forget something?" Starla raised an eyebrow.
"All I got the flowers and the tickets, babe." Muscle Man said, raising both gifts in hand so that Starla could see him.
Not getting through to him, Starla whispered to Mitch's ear, "You might wanna look down."
And Muscle Man did look down. When he took a glance at his lower body, realization finally hit him like a rock.
"AAAAAAAGH! MY PANTS!" Muscle Man screamed.
That's what Muscle Man forgot all along! He forgot to wear pants! That's why Muscle Man thought it was cold. How stupid was he to forget one pair of pants?
Frankly, he was so embarrassed that he ran off screaming like a little pig. Starla looked so embarrassed as well to be with him.
Hitting her own forehead, Starla sighed in total shame.
"Maybe I should glue his legs to his pants next time..."
A pantless Muscle Man is something I never want to see, even if someone imagined it.
Anyway, feedback is appreciated. (;D)
