Green Ketchup
It was 1:30 in the morning. Fuzzy Blue Owl, master prankster of the DSE, was in her human form, preparing for a huge joke that the world would see. She had a small vat strapped to her back, and she was wearing an all black uniform with the letters "F.B.O." printed on her back in blue. She had a black satin bandana over her mouth and hair. They would realize: Fuzzy Blue Owl, the master prankster, is one not to be crossed. She stood still for a while, imagining her glory.
Fuzzy flew to the roof of a factory. She silently cut a small hole in the roof using a sharp dagger, then fastened a rope to a conveinent metal bar sticking up from the roof. She tied the rope around her waist and lowered herself down.
Once she reached the floor, Fuzzy walked silently around until she reached a huge vat of ketchup. She climbed to the top of the vat and inched open the cover. Tons of yummy red ketchup was inside. She tasted a fingerful. Hmmmm... she thought. Ready for bottling up and selling. Perfect.
Fuzzy cafefully unstrapped the small vat from her back and poured the liquid green food coloring into the huge vat of ketchup, a satisfed smirk slipping onto her face.
When all of the food coloring was poured into the ketchup, she closed the vat, gracefully jumped down from the top of it, and found the switch that would turn the mixer on. She quickly hit the switch to 'On' and leaned against the wall, waiting to mix.
Suddenly, an alarm went off. Fuzzy raised an eyebrow at the flashing red light, but quickly hit the switch to 'Off' and ran to the rope, still dangling from the ceiling. She gave it a tug, and it swiftly pulled her to the ceiling.
Security officers were flooding the floor of the ketchup factory, looking for whoever had broken in. Fuzzy Blue Owl smiled satisfactorily. Before climbing back onto the roof, she pulled out a crossbow and shot a small arrow at the big bulletin board. An officer saw it and ran to it, seeing a message unfolding from it.
He picked it up and unfolded the message;
"Green ketchup is yummy, no? Have fun trying to explain this to your boss. Maybe you could even try selling it, if you feel the urge. ~F.B.O."
He slowly looked up to the place where he had seen the arrow come from. A royal blue owl was flying through a hole to the roof. His mouth dropped open as he realized that the F.B.O. on the message stood for Fuzzy Blue Owl. He gasped. One of the NormCrowd, the major members of the DSE? It was impossible! The DSE was only a myth used to scare security officers of sugar factories so that they wouldn't fall asleep, but...
He stared at the message. They had been visited by an insane Owl capable of many things... at least it was only one member, more than that was truely chaotic. He shuddered slightly, imagining five or six members together, wrecking chaos on the factory. Not a good mental picture.
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Two Weeks Later
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Fuzzy stared at the bottle that her brother was holding.
"Can you believe it? They're selling GREEN KETCHUP. I bet some accident happened with food coloring and they decided to just sell it anyway..."
Fuzzy smiled slightly, the trademark grin slipping back onto her face. "You have no idea..."
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Disclaimer: i do not own green ketchup, but did i create it? *winkwink* that's for me to know and you to find out. *grin*
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It was 1:30 in the morning. Fuzzy Blue Owl, master prankster of the DSE, was in her human form, preparing for a huge joke that the world would see. She had a small vat strapped to her back, and she was wearing an all black uniform with the letters "F.B.O." printed on her back in blue. She had a black satin bandana over her mouth and hair. They would realize: Fuzzy Blue Owl, the master prankster, is one not to be crossed. She stood still for a while, imagining her glory.
Fuzzy flew to the roof of a factory. She silently cut a small hole in the roof using a sharp dagger, then fastened a rope to a conveinent metal bar sticking up from the roof. She tied the rope around her waist and lowered herself down.
Once she reached the floor, Fuzzy walked silently around until she reached a huge vat of ketchup. She climbed to the top of the vat and inched open the cover. Tons of yummy red ketchup was inside. She tasted a fingerful. Hmmmm... she thought. Ready for bottling up and selling. Perfect.
Fuzzy cafefully unstrapped the small vat from her back and poured the liquid green food coloring into the huge vat of ketchup, a satisfed smirk slipping onto her face.
When all of the food coloring was poured into the ketchup, she closed the vat, gracefully jumped down from the top of it, and found the switch that would turn the mixer on. She quickly hit the switch to 'On' and leaned against the wall, waiting to mix.
Suddenly, an alarm went off. Fuzzy raised an eyebrow at the flashing red light, but quickly hit the switch to 'Off' and ran to the rope, still dangling from the ceiling. She gave it a tug, and it swiftly pulled her to the ceiling.
Security officers were flooding the floor of the ketchup factory, looking for whoever had broken in. Fuzzy Blue Owl smiled satisfactorily. Before climbing back onto the roof, she pulled out a crossbow and shot a small arrow at the big bulletin board. An officer saw it and ran to it, seeing a message unfolding from it.
He picked it up and unfolded the message;
"Green ketchup is yummy, no? Have fun trying to explain this to your boss. Maybe you could even try selling it, if you feel the urge. ~F.B.O."
He slowly looked up to the place where he had seen the arrow come from. A royal blue owl was flying through a hole to the roof. His mouth dropped open as he realized that the F.B.O. on the message stood for Fuzzy Blue Owl. He gasped. One of the NormCrowd, the major members of the DSE? It was impossible! The DSE was only a myth used to scare security officers of sugar factories so that they wouldn't fall asleep, but...
He stared at the message. They had been visited by an insane Owl capable of many things... at least it was only one member, more than that was truely chaotic. He shuddered slightly, imagining five or six members together, wrecking chaos on the factory. Not a good mental picture.
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Two Weeks Later
~~~~~~~
Fuzzy stared at the bottle that her brother was holding.
"Can you believe it? They're selling GREEN KETCHUP. I bet some accident happened with food coloring and they decided to just sell it anyway..."
Fuzzy smiled slightly, the trademark grin slipping back onto her face. "You have no idea..."
Review? Pweeze?
Disclaimer: i do not own green ketchup, but did i create it? *winkwink* that's for me to know and you to find out. *grin*
REVIEW!