I don't own this franchise. You should know that.

I walked down the hall with my friends. We all had ice cream cones and licking them graciously. "Isn't this the bestest?" My 'friend', Carrie asked me. I didn't even bother correcting her in my words, for it was hopeless, "Yeah, the best."

I don't know, i feel as though i don't really like the Kids Next Door. It's just a weird feeling, i mean, i used to be the best of friends with Carrie and my other friend, Joe. I guess i'm just losing interest. Which is normal for me, you know, i'm turning 13 in august, which is just around the corner. I figure i could just retire from the KND and live a normal life.

Just then, Loud sirens played, and the room was filled with flashing red lights. Over the loud speaker, someone said, "Code Red! Code Red! All Kids Next Door agents report to your battle stations!"

Carrie and Joe ran down the the hall, me following. Just then, i stopped and thought of something.

"Sean? Is something wrong?" Joe asked, I walked slowly backwards, "Uh, yeah. I just need to go check something," They nodded and ran off. My mouth then twisted in a smile. I turned and headed towards the Vault.

The Vault held almost all the KND secrets, from the largest water balloon blueprints from puberty repellent formulas. I ran up to the Vault door and saw the knob, it had a small keyboard on it.

Crap. I don't know the code. I tried random numbers, after what seemed like hours, i banged the keyboard, "Open, Dangit!"

Just then their was a whirring sound. And the door opened up, Pff, stupid kids. I thought. These brat's engineering is just plain tacky. I walk into the room and and scanned it, What is this ridiculous organization's biggest secret?

Just then i saw this small binder on the top shelf, it was plastered with candy wrappers and root beer stains. I pulled it out, and saw blueprints for the biggest KND bases. I smiled again, This betrayal felt so wrong, but it tasted so good.

)ooo(

I hopped into an escape pod, i knew my plan. I would bring these plans to the Teenagers, and they would praise me for my deception. I hit the gas and i was off into space.

)000(

I walk down a lane, much similar to a Church's. I look up to see the Teenager leader smile down on me. I put on a smug look.

"This brave soon-to-be teen went into enemy territory and retrieved a very important piece of information," The leader said as i walked in front of him, the crowd hanging on every word. Oh, did i forget to mention that we were in a stadium full of teens? No? Then read on.

"And for that, he deserves a reward!" The leader then motioned for two stocky guys in football uniforms carrying a golden football helmet and a gold cape. The then placed the items on my body. I knew i didn't get to keep them, but it felt great nonetheless.

The crowd cheered, as yet another teenager joined they're ranks.

I smiled deviously once again. It tasted so sweet.