A Skool made by Jhonen Vazquez
Disclaimer: The only thing in this fic I own is myself
One day Jhonen Vasquez decided to make a school with the characters of Invader Zim as teachers. Using the devise Zim used in "The Nightmare Begins" to build his house, Jhonen built a school which he called: Vasquez Skool.
The teachers and staff are:
Jhonen Vasquez: Principal
Gir: Band
Dib: Science
Torque: P.E
Zim: History
Nookums: Math
Gaz: Language
Allmighty Tallest Red: Wood Shop
Allmighty Tallest Purple: Foreign Language
Bloaty: Lunch Person
The day before opening the school, Jhonen held a meeting with the teachers.
"How come I have to teach math?" Nookums asked standing up in his chair, "How come I can't teach P.E.?"
"Because your a baby." Torque said.
"Don't make me form Giganto Baby!" Shouted Nookums.
"Can pig play baritone?" Gir screamed holding up his stuffed pig.
"Can pig even hold up a baritone?" Zim asked.
"I don't know." Gir said. "May be he can play tuba."
"Tuba is even bigger."
"Oh." Gir said dejectedly.
"How come I have to teach Language?" Gaz asked, "I wanted to teach I.S.S!"
"Because I.S.S isn't a subject and Language was the only class left." Jhonen answered.
"Can I serve pizza every day in the cafeteria?" Bloaty asked.
"I'm with the pig!" Gaz immediately said.
"I've decided the plan for tomorrow," Jhonen shouted over the arguing characters, "We'll start with an anti Butt Ugly Martians assembly, then we'll get to the classes.
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Note: If you want to join the school, review telling what classes you want to take, if you want to play in Gir's band tell what instument you want to play, ext. ext.
Disclaimer: The only thing in this fic I own is myself
One day Jhonen Vasquez decided to make a school with the characters of Invader Zim as teachers. Using the devise Zim used in "The Nightmare Begins" to build his house, Jhonen built a school which he called: Vasquez Skool.
The teachers and staff are:
Jhonen Vasquez: Principal
Gir: Band
Dib: Science
Torque: P.E
Zim: History
Nookums: Math
Gaz: Language
Allmighty Tallest Red: Wood Shop
Allmighty Tallest Purple: Foreign Language
Bloaty: Lunch Person
The day before opening the school, Jhonen held a meeting with the teachers.
"How come I have to teach math?" Nookums asked standing up in his chair, "How come I can't teach P.E.?"
"Because your a baby." Torque said.
"Don't make me form Giganto Baby!" Shouted Nookums.
"Can pig play baritone?" Gir screamed holding up his stuffed pig.
"Can pig even hold up a baritone?" Zim asked.
"I don't know." Gir said. "May be he can play tuba."
"Tuba is even bigger."
"Oh." Gir said dejectedly.
"How come I have to teach Language?" Gaz asked, "I wanted to teach I.S.S!"
"Because I.S.S isn't a subject and Language was the only class left." Jhonen answered.
"Can I serve pizza every day in the cafeteria?" Bloaty asked.
"I'm with the pig!" Gaz immediately said.
"I've decided the plan for tomorrow," Jhonen shouted over the arguing characters, "We'll start with an anti Butt Ugly Martians assembly, then we'll get to the classes.
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Note: If you want to join the school, review telling what classes you want to take, if you want to play in Gir's band tell what instument you want to play, ext. ext.