I deliberately walked into Hot Topic and authentically purveyed the merch available. Instantly, my genuine eyes locked onto the ironic manic red hair dye, irresistible to me. I must have it. I genuinely yet casually picked it up and ran to the cashier. I noticed she was wearing a shirt of my favorite furry rock post avant-garde pop punk slow melody jazz fusion. I walked up to the counter. "Hello FURRiend. HOWL are you doing?" She slowly appraised me. "Knowest thou tha code?" I gleamingly glanced at her and a small smile forced on my facial area. "Indeed, my furry feline festering fraternity frosty fro." We locked eyes. Suddenly, she dropped to the ground and I countered likewise. " Not wanting to disturb the collection of Dorito residue in my beard or my stylish fedora, I knelt on the ground in slow motion. We met eyes once more. I swapped my classy fedora for my work fez, a throwback to a show you've probably never heard of, and initiated the ritual. Upon the blade opening her stomach cavity, she screamed in pleasure. "Ah, the subtle Sudoku opening, I thought to myself. As expected." I noticed that we needed more Dr. Who memorabilia and used my naruto sprint to run fast like sonic across the room. The wake of speed nearly awaked the based god. I quickly located the nearest tardis and fake blood to use as lube
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