Cartman and Wendy fanfic! Or possible Cartman and OC: Whatever you guys say!
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Imagine this: You are moving 1,500 miles away from your friends and family to a place where you know absolutely no one or know nothing about. That's what happened to Marta Agnieska O'Boyle. She was stuck for twenty-six hours in a car that smelled like farts with her parents. At least she had plenty of Frerard fanfics to read and great bands to listen to (like MCR, obviously).
The horror was over and beginning. They passed the infamous 'South Park' sign. "Classy." Marta grumped.
"Marta, this is a new start for us. Her mother replied. We miss everyone back at Phily, too."
"I'm sure you do if you traveled 1,500 fucking miles away from them." Her mother ignored the comment. "Spójrz tu jesteśmy!" her mother exclaimed.
The car stopped at their new 'home'. It was a white two-story house that strangely looked like its neighbor buildings. The moving truck parked right behind the civic. "Its bigger than it was in Phily!" her father exclaimed.
"Honey, go out and make some new friends, okay?" her mother said to her.
"Its not like I have a choice." she said with an aggressive tone.
She walked on the sidewalk for what would seem like hours, when she stopped at what would seem like a park. She sat next to a tree and began to read her beloved My Chemical Romance fanfiction. It was only a minute when a obese figure stood in front of her.
"Yo, bitch, what are you reading? Craig and Tweek fanfiction; just like the Asians?"
Marta grabbed his collar with force. "WHAT THE FUCK, FATTY? I AM NOT A BITCH AND I DO READ FANFICTION! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?"
"N-no."
"Good." She let go of his collar. "And DON'T mess with me again, fatty."
"AHY! I AM NOT FAT I'M-
"Shut up."
"Fine."
He ran away as a group of three boys walked up to Marta.
"Wow, you tussled him good." a boy with a blue and red puff-ball hat said.
"Oh, thanks. I'm from Philadelphia, so I have short temper. I'm Marta."
"Hi! I'm Stan, this is Kyle, and this is Kenny."
"Who the hell was that?"
"Cartman. Kyle explained. He is always an asshole, so if he calls you a bitch again, you don't have to beat him up. Unless you really want to, which is fine with me."
"I don't think he would want to call me a bitch again, at least to me!" All of them laughed in unison. "Mph mph mph- mph mph." ("Bye new girl- I mean Marta. See you tomorrow.")
"Bye guys!"
Marta started to walk home, following Stan, Kyle, and Kenny.
"You know, that Kenny guy looks kinda cute." Marta thought.
Marta woke up from a nightmare about MCR breaking up, again, when her mom called from the hallway. "Good morning, honey! Ready to go to school?"
She looked at her alarm clock. "OH SHIT! IT'S 7:30! 20 MINUTES TILL SCHOOL STARTS!" she thought. She quickly got on her hoodie and put on her skull bow and opened the door. "Oh, umm, hi Mama. Gotta go!"
She grabbed a cereal bar and ran out the door, when she tumbled over Cartman. "Oh shit, sorry!" she exclaimed.
"Looks like new girl has a crush, huh?" a girl with a pink berret smirked. How cute."
"Look. It was an accident! I thought I was late-and-"
"Sure. Like you pushed him aggressively because you were late." Marta didn't respond. The girl crossed her arms. "Mystery solved." She walked away.
"Who the fuck is she and why does she think I like you- Yo? Dude? Are you okay?" Marta kneeled next to him. Cartman shivered. "N-no, because you almost beat me up yesterday. AND MY CRUSH THINKS THAT YEW LOVE ME!"
"No, I don't love you- WAIT WHAT? YOU LOVE HER?" Cartman nodded. "I loved her since last year. Do NOT tell anyone. I haven't told anyone yet. Marta nodded. She-she even beat me up because I harassed her that much because I love her."
"Oh my God. I'm so sorry, Cartman. I fucked up, bad. I used to have a crush back in Phily that I harassed because I loved him. But he took it the wrong way and hated me."
"Really?"
"Sadly, no. But I wanted to make you feel better."
Marta picked Cartman back up on his feet. "Don't you dare fuckin' tell this faggy shit to yewr friends, or there will be hell to pay." Cartman replied.
Marta giggled. "Okay, Cartman." They walked toward the bus stop, where Marta, bad at directions as she is, didn't know where it was.
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Sorry if it was so short! Rate and comment! Please tell me if you want it to be Cartman x OC or Cartman x Wendy.