Disclaimer; I do not own any of the characters in this story; I do however own a very dirty mind which assisted me in the writing of this story, which took longer to write down than to make up.
Draco Malfoy stood in the doorway to the Gryffindor common room. Harry watched as he drew nearer, ever so slowly, outstretching his arms. He pushed Harry onto the couch behind him, and passionately made out with him, sliding his hands toward Harry's crotch. He unzipped Harry's pants, and slid his hand down them. He grabbed, but there was nothing there. He jumped up and screamed, "YOU LIED TO ME, YOURE A GIRL!" with that; he stormed out of the room, passing Hermione as he went.