Oh yes hi. You may know me from Instagram as my (new) username suggests. Anyway, this is a crack thing I update every week on there. This uhm. I honestly have no clue what direction this is going in. Nor do I have an idea where it's been. Kthanksbye.
Yeah this is M. Author is paranoid.
Oh yeah I don't own Hetalia or KFC. It'd be nice if I did. Just imagine it; lounging around with hot men and fried chicken. Ohyes.
"I GOTS ME SOME FRIED CHICKEN!" Alfred exclaimed as he triumphantly stood up on the table in KFC. I groaned, watching as a light yellow puddle formed beneath the American. He wet himself again.
Suddenly, a truck rammed into the side of the establishment, and two boys got out of it. One was a short boy with messy black hair under a red hat, and the other was Ludwig.
"VE~!" Italy yelled, running from nowhere and latching into Germany's midsection. I glanced over at Alfred, who was laying on the table in his own urine, fried chicken crumbs all over him.
"I'M GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL!" The other boy yelled, pulling out some strange ball-like object and throwing it at Alfred. The American suddenly disappeared in a flash of red. The ball shook for a few moments, and then stopped moving, the button in the centre glowing red once. I only watched, dumbfounded.
Suddenly, the walls of KFC began to melt and we were all left, floating around a black abyss. I looked at the others; the kid was triumphantly holding the ball that contained Alfred, Germany was naked and Italy was deep-throating him, and the KFC employees spontaneously combusted.
A sudden light appeared from up above, and soon after, a disco ball emerged from the nothingness. Under the disco ball, a portal opened up, and Austria emerged, wearing a sparkly purple party dress, and 5-inch high heels. Poland emerged from another portal, wearing a similar dress, only pink. I looked down at myself, surprised that I was now wearing the same dress, only red. Germany was still butt-naked, and blood started spewing from his anus. Feli started running in circles around Austria, only to explode shortly after. Austria and Poland started chanting some song about 'never ever ever getting back together' and the whole world went black once again.
TO BE CONTINUED - MAYBE