Scene opens in the cabin of the Going Mary at night. Nami is looking over some maps by candlelight. Zoro enters the room, half asleep.
"Zoro?" Nami exclaims. "You scared me. What are you doing up?"
"I should ask you the same question," he replies, rubbing his eyes.
"I'm going over some maps I have, and midnight is the only time I can get some peace and quiet to concentrate. What's your excuse?"
"I guess I got some quality sleep today, so I'm not tired. I saw some light and got curious."
"That's a first."
"Oh, shut up! I've been a part this crew way before you ever came along!"
"And I've been a more important member of this crew since...well, since ever."
"Ugh, why do I even bother with you?"
"Wow," she responds sarcastically, "you certainly are a charmer."
"Oh, please, what woman isn't attracted to me?"
"What woman WOULD be attracted to you?"
"Well...uhh...I'm...sure they're out there..."
"Uh-huh. Real convincing." Nami pauses from looking at her maps to see how embarrassed Zoro looks. When she looks up, however, she sees a very disappointed face on Zoro. "Zoro? You okay? It was just some fun ribbing. No need to take it seriously."
"I know," he sighs. "But you're right. No woman would ever want to be around me, let alone be my girlfriend."
"Oh, don't sell yourself short. I've seen the way women in the taverns we visit look at you. You're a total love guru."
"Ehh...I wouldn't go that far..."
Nami looks concernedly at Zoro.
"Zoro..." she questions. "Are you a..."
"Yes...I've never been with a woman...I'm a virgin..."
"Oh, Zoro..." Nami sighs, giving him a hug. "You poor thing."
Zoro takes Nami's arms and places them at her side.
"It's no big deal. Women just tend to get in the way."
"Get in the way?"
"Oh, yeah! Females are just a distraction. Something to catch a man's eye and keep him unfocused." As he talks, Nami takes off her top, revealing her navy blue bra. "Their only reason for exis-what are you doing?"
"Touch 'em."
"Wh-what?"
"Go on! Touch 'em! Give 'em a squeeze!"
"I...will it...ya know...hurt?"
"Not at all! Just squeeze 'em like fresh fruit!"
"...alright..." Zoro nervously responds, blushing deeply and placing his hands on the bottom of the bra, rubbing the fabric.
"Ugh! Take the bra off first, dummy," Nami sighs.
"Oh, right...how does it...uh..."
Name grabs his hands and puts them behind her back.
"Feel that hook?"
"Y-yeah."
"Just pull the two sides together and unhook it."
Zoro follows the instructions, listening as the metal hooks undo their bind.
"Oh! Well that's not so hard." Zoro comments, pleased with himself.
"Arlon could never figure it out, so you're already doing better than him."
"Wait," Zoro stops, stepping back. "Did you ever...you know...with him?"
"Had to. Guy was obsessed with my map-making skills."
"Sure," Zoro says, looking at Nami's jiggling bosom, "that's what he was obsessed with."
"Oh, shut up! I never slept with him. Dude was creepy as hell. Had some weird kinks."
"Like what?"
"Well, let me put it this way...I lost more pairs of underwear with him than I ever have in my lifetime."
"Oh...yeah, that's pretty weird."
"Tell me about it," she sighs. "Now...let's get back to business! Am I gonna be the only half-naked one or am I gonna see what you've got?"
"Uh, well, I guess I can take my shirt off."
"That's the spirit!"
Zoro slides the white shirt over his head, tossing it to floor. Nami walks over close to him and runs her finger over his toned ab muscles.
"Alright. Now what?"
"Mmm..." she coos. "Kiss me."
"Okay," he responds. "Uhm, here it goes..."
Zoro lunges his pursed lips to kiss Nami. She immediately puts her hand over his face.
"What...the hell...do you think...you're doing?" she ask, pushing his head away from her.
"Here it goes? What am I? A trapeze artist?"
"Well, I'm rusty at it, okay?" he shouts. "What do you want me to say?"
"Shh! Keep your voice down! You don't want to wake the others, do you?"
"I...well, no...they'd spoil the moment," he timidly admits.
"Exactly!" she says, closing the gap between them. "Now let's do this the right way!" Nami unzips her skirt and shimmies her hips around it, letting it fall to the ground. She kicks it aside and walks over to Zoro, who is blushing very hard. "Well...your turn."
"I...I'm not sure about this..."
"Oh, come on," she smiles, putting her fingers along his green sash. "I thought you were getting into this."
"I am! It's just...you're...and I'm..."
"Mmm-hmm," she says, moving her fingers further into his pants."
"But I've never...and you know..."
"Uh huh..."
"And no one's ever seen..."
"Well, let's change that, shall we?" she slyly says, grabbing hold of his pants.
"...o-okay..."
Nami smiles as she slowly pulls down his pants, exposing his white fundoshi underwear.
"Ooh! How traditional," Nami brims. "I like that in a man."
"Ugh! Don't...say that!" Zoro blushes.
"Why?" she asks, cupping his bulge. "Is it making you hot?"
"Yes! I mean, no! I mean...ugh!"
"Hehe," Nami giggles. "Let's see what I'm working with..."
"Wait!" Zoro concernedly says. "I thought we we're only doing one piece of clothing each!"
"Ehh, I'm greedy," she gleams, cutting the fundoshi strap around his thigh. The white clothe unravels, slowly settling in a pile on the floor. Nami gazes at Zoro's manhood, now exposed to the crisp sea air.
"Z...Zoro..." she gasps.
"What?" he asks. "Is something wrong? Is it small? I've heard that most men are have small ones."
"No...it's perfect..."
"Really?"
"Oh yes," she answers, gently stroking the shaft. "I've never seen one so...so beautiful..."
"Oh...well, thanks, I guess."
"No, Zoro," Nami says. "You should be getting all the thanks.
"What for? I haven't done anything except get naked."
"Exactly," she smiles, continuing to rub Zoro's manhood. "So tell me...that kind of things is Zoro Roronoa into?"
"Uhh..."
"Your personality is the strong, independent type...so my guess is you like a soft touch..."
"...m-maybe..."
"Care to share where you're most sensitive area is at?"
She runs her fingers over his chest, rubbing his nipples in the process. Zoro breathes sharply as they harden.
"Well, I guess that's a start," Nami smiles. "Where else can we go?"
She presses her body against his, placing her hands around his tight butt cheeks. Zoro clenches them together.
"For someone as confident as you are, you certainly are shy."
"Well, I, uh..."
"Just relax," she says, slowly moving her head forward towards Zoro's. "No need to be tense."
"...well...what should I do?"
"Just...do what comes...naturally..."
They both close their eyes and place their lips together, enjoying a long, impassioned kiss. After a moments, their heads separate, giving to a lovers' gaze, followed by Nami resting her head on Zoro's shoulder.
"Nami..." Zoro says, breaking the silence, "...can...can you show me how to...make love?"
Nami lifts her head and smiles.
"I thought you'd never ask."
Nami lets go of Zoro and clears off the table. She lays down on top of it, motioning Zoro to follow suit. He climbs the table and hovers above Nami.
"You sure you're ready?" Nami asks, pointing at his still-flaccid dick resting on her hip.
"Oh, uh, that..." he blushes, noticing the floppy member himself. "...well, uh...I don't know, I guess I'm nervous! I just don't know where to start!"
Nami puts both her hands on Zoro's cheeks and gives him a deep kiss.
"Take off my panties, Zoro."
"...okay." He slides the cotton g-string underwear from around her waist and off her ankles, while the sweet smell of her pussy wafts towards him. "...n-now what?"
"Like I said before," she responds, laying her head back on the table, "do what comes naturally."
Zoro tilts his head, getting different viewing angles of the warm opening.
"D-do what comes naturally...okay...I got this..."
Zoro puts his mouth to her opening, giving it a simple kiss.
"Is that all you've got?" Nami asks, unimpressed with the kiss.
"I'm getting there!"
"Oh my God, just ravage my pussy already!"
"Fine if it'll shut you up!"
Zoro puts his whole mouth on Nami's pussy, giving it a tongue-thrashing while sucking.
"Mmm...Zoro...I thought you said you had never done this before..."
"I haven't."
"Then h-how do-ooo you know-oh how to -mmm- that?"
"I've read things."
"Read thi-ings?"
"I may be a virgin, but I'm no fool."
"Mmm that I can see clearly."
He gives her clit one last good suck before moving his body up where he was face to face with Nami.
"Alright...what next?"
"Seems you're know what's you're doing...what does your instinct say?"
Zoro gets up on his knees and grabs her legs. His erect penis points directly up, patiently waiting the next move.
"Do...do I just...put it in?"
"Sounds about right," Nami winks. "But put it in slowly."
"Alright...here I go..."
Zoro pushes his shaft down so it lines up with her wet opening. He slightly pushes his hips inward, letting the big head part the folds of flesh.
"Holy crap!" Nami yelps. "That thing is bigger than it looks."
"Heh thanks," Zoro smiles, enjoying the ego boost. "I guess you could say there's more where that come fr-OW!"
Zoro feels her flesh tighten up around his sensitive head.
"Say another pun and I will show you what daily Kegel practice does to a woman."
"Y-yes ma'am," Zoro whimpers, feeling the pressure relief around his member.
"Now...continue...slowly...you're girth is something I've never had before."
Zoro follows his command, slowly sliding his entire length inside her. As their hips meet, Zoro pauses, letting them both recover from the sensation.
"...well, that's all I've got."
"Not bad...how do I feel?"
"Tight. Warm. Wet."
"Good? Bad?"
"Ehh, pretty good."
"Pretty good?"
"Yeah, I guess fucking for the first time is a bit overrated."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. I've always heard it's overpowering and once you start, it's over too quickly."
"But we haven't even started."
"Well, what do I do next then?"
"Pump! Thrust! This part should be self-explanatory!"
"Well I'm still learning, okay?! Throw me a friggin' bone!"
"Oh, for Pete's sake!"
"Just...give me a minute!"
"Fine, just don't take all night!"
Zoro inhales and exhales a cleansing breath, then slides his cock slightly out then back in. As he finds his rhythm, he picks up speed.
"Oh, Nami! You feel amazing! You're unlike anything I've ever felt before."
"Oh, Zoro! Your cock is so big! I can feel it deep inside me!"
"I never want this sensation to end, Nami! I want to fuck you forever!"
Zoro pounds harder and harder as the sensation of his first orgasm starts to build. Nami clenches the thick manhood inside her, feeling the passion building inside her as well.
"Oh Zoro! I'm getting close!"
"Me -ugh- too!" he grunts. "What should I do?"
"In-inside! Cum inside!"
"B-but won't you get pregnant?"
"I-I want to! I want to have your baby!"
"Oh Nami! Nami!"
"ZOROOO!"
Nami clenches Zoro's body as she is overthrown with the pleasure of her orgasm. Zoro thrusts again and again as he is overcome with his own, first orgasm.
"NAMI! I'M CUMMING!"
Nami can't respond as she has become mentally gone with the sensation of her womb filling with Zoro's virgin cum. Her eyes roll into the back of her head as Zoro pumps more and more inside her. After Zoro's body gives out, he stops thrusting, letting Nami regain her composure.
"Z-Zoro..." she wheezes "...where...what...how...fuck..."
"I...I just...did...what came...naturally..." he responds, breathing deeply with every other word.
"...fuck...you..."
"...but...we just...did that...I don't know...if I can...take another...round like that..."
Nami smiles and playfully punches him in the shoulder. They share a laugh and Zoro dismounts Nami.
"So...how was it...first-timer?" Nami asks, sidling up to Zoro.
"I...have no idea...what just happened," Zoro smiles, kissing her on the forehead. "But I do know this...for the first time...I'm happy."
"Aww..."
The two of them embrace for a moment, enjoying the blissful silence of two young lovers.
"...hey, Nami?"
"Yeah?"
"...we're gonna keep this between us, right?"
"Oh, hell yeah. If everyone else found out, we'd never hear the end of it."
That morning, the crew wakes up and gathers for breakfast. Nami sits across from Zoro, who is seated between Usop and Luffy. Sanji enter with the hot food, placing it in the middle of the room.
"Alright! Breakfast!" Luffy gleefully declares.
"Hot and fresh as always, Sanji," Usop smiles.
"Man, I've been looking forward to this since last night!" Zoro adds.
"Hey, it's just breakfast, guys," Sanji replies.
"Yeah, but I love fuckin' pancakes!" Zoro pipes up.
"Yeah," Nami adds, "just about as much as me."
The whole group looks at Nami.
"Wh-what?" Sanji nervously asks.
"Did I say something wrong?"
"You may have, Nami," Zoro gripes, clenching his teeth.
"All I said was I like pancakes more than Zoro."
"Ohhh!" the group sighs.
"Ha, for a minute there, I thought you were talking about Nami and Zoro sleeping together," Sanji chuckles.
"Haha fat chance of that!" Usop laughs. "Nami and Zoro would never come close to doing that! Nami's standards are way too high."
"Heh, hey, if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with," Zoro replies, winking at Nami, who smirks back at him.
"Huh," Luffy thinks aloud, stuffing his face with pancakes, "wonder what that means..."
-THE END-