Sticking Up For Onii-chan!
Chapter 1: Thank you!
InuYasha: (knocks on a door)
Sesshoumaru: (opens the door and looks at Inu) LITTLE BROTHER! hugs him You've come to visit!
InuYasha: Oh, but of course! It is afterall, YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Sesshoumaru: Come on in!
InuYasha: Alright!
Kagome: (yells at Inu) Make it quick! We don't have all day, we gotta find jewel shards!
Inu & Sessy: (walk inside to a nicely furnished home)
Sess: This is my house! Isn't it just so lovely?
Inu: But of course, my dear big brother. ...I've got you a present!
Sess: Oooh! (dances around) What is it?
Inu: (pulls out Tessaiga/Tetsusaiga)
Sess: (covers his mouth in shock) Oh my! But that's YOUR sword, I couldn't possibly take it!
Inu: Golly, big brother! Of course you can!
Sess: No. I cannot accept it.
Inu: Take it. (pushes it into Sessy's hands)
Sess: No. (pushes the sword back)
Inu & Sess: (continue to argue)
A voice from inside Sessy's bedroom: Sesssyyyy! Come back to bed!
Inu: .....Naraku!?
Sessy: I'll be back in a moment, My Naraku!
Naraku: Alright, (gets a girly voice) My Sess-yooou-maru!
Inu: I'm shocked and appalled! What will Jaken think? Hmm?
Sessy: I have a shocking revelation about Jaken... He tried to kill me! (cries)
Inu: Oh! Big brother, you surely must be traumitized!
Sessy: I was! And when he left, he took my shopping buddy, Rin!
Inu: I'll go get him for ya! I must fight for my brother!
Narku: Sesssyyyy!!!
Sessy: (hugs Inu) Thank you little brother! Thank you, from the bottom of my heart. Thank you to the hilltops. Thank you to the depths of Hell, the height of Heaven. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you with all my heart. Thank you little brother. Thank you. Thankies. Thanks. Thank you InuYasha.
A/N: How stupid is that? The second chapter will be up some other time. I know this one was short... It started as a post under a "What Anime Characters Will Never Say" topic, but it turned into a good (stupid)fanfic idea. You like it?