Dean has been driving the Impala for eight straight hours now, his hands sweating and his feet going numb from not moving for a long period of time, he was driving through an open road, with a few trees here and there, not much as the road they were in was partly made up of a desert. Sam was asleep, passenger side as usual, his breath barely audible over the sound of metallica pouring out of the radio. Dean slowly reaches for something in the backseat of his baby, and comes up with a shock ring, his grin mischievously wide as he starts moving the shock ring towards Sams cheeks.
"Nothing wrong in having a little bit of harmless fun every now and then" he thought. At that moment just before he could touch Sam, Castiel appears in the backseat of the car, startling Dean, thus making the Impala screech to a halt.
"Jesus, Cas, you freaked me out" Dean shouted as Sam woke up thrashing, thinking they have been ambushed by Demons, or even worse.. Vampires.
"Hello Dean.." Castiels voice was steady and certain, as it has always been and he nods in Sams direction "Sam.."
"Uh.. yeah.. Hey Cas" Sam replied in his groggy state, barely registering his surroundings. Feeling a little bit dizzy, Sam rested his head against the window of the Impala and closed his eyes, hoping the darkness would lure him into a deep slumber so he could forget about the events that took place the last couple of days.
"What do we owe this pleasurely visit to, oh your gracefullness?" Dean was pissed at the Angel that had made a surprise drop in the backseat of his Impala, he had not only disrupted Dean from pranking his brother, but had startled him to a point where he almost swerved off the road and into a tree. He lowered the volume of the radio and turned to face Castiel.
"I'm here to inform you that a.." Castiel started but found his eyes slowly falling to rest on Deans hand that was laying on his lap.
"What's that?" he asked, nodding at the shocker ring that Dean wore.
"Oh this? It's nothing.. it just does this" he said as he reached out and pressed it against Sams cheeks. Sam jolted and slapped Deans hand away and stared at him with anger and surprise. Dean laughed loudly as Castiel just stared at the brotherly event taking place.
"Why do you always have to be such a jerk, Dean, these things are dangerous you know" Sam hissed as his hand found its way to his cheek and layed there. He hates it when Dean plays his stupid pranks on him, he always knew that Dean liked messing with him, ever since they were little, Dean has always played mean pranks on him and Sam's attempts to get even were always in vain as Dean would always find out about them. As Sam got older, his pranks got better but he always felt bad after pranking Dean because even though he knew his brother deserved the pranks, the look Dean gave Sam always made him feel guilty.
"Why do I get to drive for eight straight hours while you get to have your beauty sleep, princess" Dean got out between laughs, he loved pranking Sam, it was his way of showing how much he loved and appreciated his little overgrown brother. Dean reached out to shock Sam again but Sam quickly got a hold of his hand and snatched the shock ring away from his brother, waved it at his brother, slid the window open and threw the ring out as far as he can. Sam turned to Dean and flashed him a smile while Dean just gave him a dirty look.
"You owe me 20 bucks.." Dean said glaring at Sam "and a pie.." he added smiling. He then turned to Castiel and said "What were you saying, feathers?"
Castiel stared at Dean for a few seconds then spoke up and said "An alarming amount of Demons have been spotted in a town that is located 120 miles north of your current location"
"That's it? Demons? You dropped in here, in the middle of nowhere to tell us that there are DEMONS in a town up north? Demons are everywhere Cas or is your angel radar not working anymore?" Dean said, lashing out at the angel. "Plus why don't you just use your angel mojo thing and just get rid of them? Or is it too much for you to handle?"
"It is not as simple as you state, Dean, I wouldn't be here telling you this if it weren't important and if there was something I could do to stop it. The Demons have somehow taken over a facility that has been warded to keep angels at bay, and they have somehow gathered all of the residents inside the building as hostages to work some kind of ritual or spell" Castiel said in his calm voice, or as it is to Dean.. Irritating.
"Fine, we'll be there.. you stupid dicks haven't been good for anything lately" Dean growled. Castiel cocked his head slightly and gave Dean what looked like a grin before disappearing into thin air. "Yeah that's one of the only things you know how to do you dicks" Dean muttered under his breath and thought about the grin he "thought" Castiel the angel gave him. The same angel who never expressed any kind of emotion.
"Well Dean, guess we have a job" Sam stated while fidgeting with his shirt.
"Yeah, thank you Sherlock" Dean rolled his eyes and shifted the gear to D.
"Uh.. Dean.. Maybe I could drive instead this time" Sam barely got the words out of his mouth as Dean got out of the car. "Dean where are you going?" he asked getting out of the car after his brother. Dean just went around and sat in the passenger seat, kicked back, relaxed and closed his eyes. Sam stared at him in disbelief and said "Really? That easy? Not even a warning as if I scratched your baby you would tear my arms apart and drive over them over and over again?"
"Nope.. Coz you already know all the rules.." Dean said with his eyes closed and a big smile slapped on his face. "And I won't drive all over your arms, Sammy, I'd salt and burn them" he said beaming. Sam just scoffed and started the drive towards the Demon infested town. "Don't even think of doing anything funny, I can see right through you, Sasquatch" Dean said before drifting off to a dreamless nap.
Hours later the Impala slowed down to a halt, Dean woke up rubbing his eyes while Sam stared at him, smiling broadly. Dean looked around at his surroundings and noticed they stopped infront of a motel, he gazed at Sam for a while and then croaked out "What are we doing here?"
"We're stopping here, it's late and we need to look at what we're going after, Dean" Sam kept grinning all the way till they were plopped down on the bed staring at the ceiling. Sam was smiling broadly and said "Hey, how about a bet, Dean?"
Dean sat up and stared suspiciously at Sam. Sam couldn't help but laugh out loud, stopping every few seconds to look at Dean then starting to laugh even louder than before. Dean knew something was up but he could't place his finger on it. Suddenly he bolted straight to the bathroom and looked at himself in the mirror. "You son of.." Dean started shouting and ran to the room, launching himself at Sam. "You turned me into a.. a.. highschool girl whore" Dean raged and chased after Sam, who was now running around the room and jumping over the beds to keep Dean from catching him.
"Hey, it's just some marker and a little bit of hair clips, Dean" Sam managed to get out between laughs as he got slammed into the ground by Dean, who sat on his back and started removing the hair clips and placing them onto Sams hair. He made him a ponytail and started rubbing his hair and messing it up, he reached for the fridge, got out a beer and poured it all over Sam. Sam shrieked as the cold liquid made contact with his skin as Dean was laughing at his brother. Sam pushed Dean off of him and launched at him, messing his hair and tickling him. Dean started shrieking and laughing loud as his little brother tickled his ribs, they both took turns on turning the tables and tickling each other but eventually Sam won due to his overgrown body pinning Dean down.
"Man it's been ages since we've done this.. Now get off of me you oversized gorilla" Dean said as he shoved Sam off of him and helped him up onto his feet. They both sat on the separate beds, breathing heavily with huge smiles on their faces, Dean looked over at Sam who was staring at the ceiling and said "You know what, we should take breaks like this more often, I miss these brotherly moments we used to have when you were a little girl with that awful hair of yours" Dean was grinning as he got up, walked over to Sam and pulled him into a hug while giving him a very wet smooch to the right cheek.
"Ugh Dean.. what happened to no *Chick Flick* moments, huh?" Sam got out as he rubbed his cheek, but nevertheless still grinning and liking it. He hugged Dean back but harder and lifted him up as Dean struggled to break free.
"Sam, you let me go or I swear to God I'll bust your nuts" Dean barely got out as he got an evenly wet smooch to his cheek. He made a disgusted face as he got put down, he punched his brother in the arm playfully and then grinned so wide that Sam was scared for a moment. "I'll make you an even better bet than the one you were gonna make, I know so since you always make lame-ass bets" Dean exclaimed happily and he turned his head towards the ceiling and lifted his hands up to his chest with open palms and prayed "Dear Cas, wherever your feathery ass is right now.. We want you to come here to help us out with some.. stuff.. Just get your butt and wings over here."
The sound of wings flapping was heard and there was Castiel, standing in the middle of the room, staring intently at Dean. "What is it that you want, Dean?" Castiel said with his serene voice.
Dean ignored Castiel and turned to Sam grinning and said "I dare you to bitch-slap Cas and dump his sorry ass." Castiel stared at Dean, expression unchanged then turned to Sam and kept staring.
"Wha-what? What are you saying Dean? I can't do that.. it's.. it's just plain wrong.. bitch-slapping an angel.. no moreover BREAKING UP with him? We're not even together!" Sam exclaimed, stuttering and stumbling over every word. Dean was grinning widely and turned to the angel.
"Do you mind hanging out with us for a little bit Cas? We're gonna have a little game of Dare or Dare" Dean said mischievously, turning to Sam he said "Well comeon Sammy, it's not like we got all night.. go on, bitch-slap him or I'm giving you a wedgie."
Sam went pale white, as if he's seen Lucifer kill his brother before his own eyes "Not a wedgie Dean, remember last time? Plus I could probably fight you off this time, I'm not that wimpy kid you used to know" Sam stuttered and started backing away till he hit the wall with Dean right infront of him, flashbacks of the wedgie Dean gave him when he was young, his underwear went far up his ass he probably needed surgery to get it removed. Moving closer every second until Sam cracked "FINE! I'll do it" he said, turning to face Castiel he said "Is it ok Cas? I'm not gonna hurt you or anything." Castiel nodded and stood his ground while Sam drew closer to him.
"After all I did for you, after all the time I spent thinking of YOU! After all the gifts and presents I gave you.. You cheat on me? With my own BROTHER?" Sam was shouting and thinking about the blow he gave Dean just now, "I don't EVER want to see your face ever again!" He slapped Castiel across the left cheek, but his hand felt as if it had hit metal, sending a burning sensation through his hand. Dean was laughing so hard that his side ached while Castiel just stood there trying to figure out what was so funny about what Sam just did.
"I'm sorry, I didn't realise that you felt that way, and I have not even asked for your time to go out to buy me presents, hence the fact that I could have not cheated on you. Nevertheless I am sorry" Castiel said sincerely and calmly while Sam just stared at him wide eyed while Dean laughed out even harder until his head hurt.
"N-n-no no no Cas, it's just acting.. Uh.. I never meant any of that.. Dean tell him! " Sam was panicking but Dean was too busy laughing to give his brother any notice. "You know what.. since you want to play *Dare Or Dare* how bout this.. I dare you to kiss Cas.. on the LIPS!" Sam said smiling at his idea.
Dean immediately stopped laughing and stared at his brother. "That's not allowed Sam, you know that. Chick Flick dares are out, no exceptions" Dean got out, still aching to breath after all the laughing he just did.
Sam shrugged and said "What I did pretty much falls into the *Chick Flick* category doesn't it? Well you're gonna kiss Cas.. I DOUBLE Dare you, Dean.. you can't back out of this that easily."
Dean stared at him for a moment, then looked at the Angel that stood in the middle of the room with a blank look on his face and no idea about what's happening in the room. Dean started to approach Castiel slowly, he stood right in the spot Castiel usually stood in in which he would be invading Deans personal space. Dean turned to Sam, staring at him with a dirty look with a hint of gratefullness maybe, before turning around and slowly pushing his lips onto Castiels'. Castiel flinched, his eyes open wide but he leaned into the kiss, reciprocating what he was getting from Dean. Sam stared, wide eyed and in shock, never in a million years did he think that his brother would actually kiss a guy, let alone an angel-possessed guy.
Dean was mesmerized. Never did he think that a guys lips could feel so wonderful against his own, he savored every moment, though he broke the kiss really fast so as not to show that he actually enjoyed it. Castiel just stared in awe, shock and amazement, never has he ever experienced such a rushed mix of emotions.
"Uh.. I never thought you'd do it Dean.. umm.. uh.. how was it?" Sam managed to barely get out the words just as Castiel managed to grab Dean by the back of his neck and pull him into another kiss. Sam shrieked, high pitched that it almost sounded like an angel speaking through its real voice.
Dean broke free of Castiels grasp after a moment of passionate and lustful kissing and shoved Castiel a bit harder than he meant to, anger taking over his emotions. "What the hell was that, Cas?" Dean glared at Castiel, turned over to see Sam with hands clasped over his mouth, then averted his gaze back to Castiel. "Well?"
"I.. I don't know what got over me Dean.. I.. my apologies.." Castiel stammered, stumbling over his own words. He lowered his gaze to the ground, shuffling uncomfortably on the spot.
"Cas things like this don't just, *Get Over You*, why the hell did you kiss me again? I did it coz Mr Too Good Morals over here double dared me.. What's your excuse?" Dean started out shouting, but then lowered his voice. He stared at Castiel and moved closer, invading Castiels personal space just like the angel used to do to him.
Sam started saying something but Dean lifted a finger in his direction suggesting that he keeps his mouth shut. Sam obediently obliged. Dean used two fingers and placed them on Castiels lower chin, slowly lifting his head till they locked eyes on each other.
Dean gazed into Castiels blue eyes for a minute, thinking how they looked even brighter and blue-r than the ocean itself, then leaned in and pressed his lips against the Angels' aggressively and possessively. At first Castiel thought it was a joke but he ignored that thought and started kissing Dean back, but calmly and with passion. Deans breath was getting faster and his heart was beating rapidly at his chest, his tongue lunged forward and started tasting Castiels lips, probing and seeking permission to access that sacred shrine which was Castiels mouth.
Castiel immediately opened up to Dean and allowed Deans' tongue to roam and explore the insides of his mouth, until Dean found his tongue and they started dancing around each other, wrestling for control. At that moment Castiel couldn't help but let out a moan of pleasure and desperation, he started kissing Dean more aggressively, licking Deans lips and exploring every inch of his mouth.
"DEAN!" Sam was now right next to Dean, face flushed and flashing red from embarrassment, his breath faster than normal.
Dean broke the kiss, face red, chest inflating at an abnormal speed, and eyes locked onto Castiel who has the same exact problem as he does. Dean turned to Sam, breath heaving. "Wow.. That was breathtaking.. Literally. You oughta try it Sammy! Just go get your own damn winged dick!" Dean flashed Sam a smile, his eyes gleaming with happiness.
"I've been shouting your name for a minute Dean.. Uh.. Are you ok? I mean are you.. You know.. A homophile? " Sam's voice was barely over a whisper as he chose his words carefully.
"Can you be not weird for once and use a regular non geeky term, princess? Who the hell uses the word homophile? What the hell does it even mean?" Dean was clearly confused, having no idea what Sam was trying to say.
"I believe the word Sam just used has similar meaning to the words Homosexual, Homoerotic or what you refer to as Gay" Castiel explained, eyes locked onto Deans face and slowly traveling down to his lips.
"Uhm.. Yeah.. What he said" Sam replied, nodding his head towards the angel, his face shifting into a look of concern as he kept looking for an answer in Deans' eyes.
"In other words you're calling me a man-whore? You think I like taking it up the ass?" Dean was glaring at Sam furiously but then his expression softened and he started talking in a calmer voice. "No Sammy I'm not whatever the hell you're thinking. I've never looked at dudes that way and I never will" Sam let out a sigh of relief as Dean continued "but Cas.. He's different.. It just feels right" Dean looked at Sam, his eyes watering and fear consuming his entire body, thinking that Sam might turn his back on him. It was the first time Dean has ever been open up about his feeling and he was hoping it would work. He was praying it would work.
Sam just stood there, keeping his eye locked onto Deans. He could feel and see the fear and tears in his brothers' eyes so he did the only thing he could do. His face turned into a look of pure disgust and turned away from his brother, his breath heaving as he started shouting "YOU.. DISGUST ME! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT TRASH.. DEAN.. NOTHING!" Sam still had his back turned so he couldn't see the hurt and pain on his brothers face.
Deans tears started rolling down his cheeks, sobs escaping his lips as he started choking out the words "Sammy.. No.. Don't do this" his words were barely coherent but Sam heard them and Castiel could do nothing but stare at the Winchesters.
Sam turned around to face his brother, he couldn't bare to see the look on his brothers face anymore so he just approached him and lifted both hands as Deans' face winced, thinking that a punch would land on his face anytime now but instead the arms embraced him in a hug, tight and warm.
"Sammy? What's goin.." Realization hit Dean like a ton of brick walls falling on his head "You son of a BITCH!" Dean broke free of Sams' embrace and punched him really hard on the left cheek. "You do NOT kid around at a time like this you dumbass! This here is friggin serious" Dean was furious that Sam had played one on him, he never knew that Sam was that good an actor.
Sam was laughing really hard on the floor, his hand on his left cheek. Soon enough Dean was joining him and helping him up, pulling him into a big hug. "This is why I don't do chick flick moments or talk about my feelings you moron." Dean said in between laughs as he wiped the tears off his face. Castiel just stood there staring, his head cocked slightly to the left, the way he does it when he doesn't have a clue about what's going on.
"I am oblivious to what is happening at this moment.. Can you explain it to me?" Castiel still had his head cocked slightly and his voice was back to its calm and serene origin.
"I was acting Castiel, just like when I did earlier remember? I was just faking" Sam explained as easily and as simply as he could.
"Are you really ok with this Sammy? I mean.. I've whacked a gazillion babes, and now I'm all up in an angel-possessed vesseled guys pant's.. Are you really ok with it?" Dean was serious now, his voice trembling a bit but sincere nevertheless.
"Yeah were cool bro. Just don't do anything with me running about ok? I might know about you, but I don't want to see any unrated.. stuff.. I might get scarred for life!" Sam was smiling broadly, his eyes gentle and happy. "Plus you make a cute couple, like Eric & Bernie.. it's like one big gay love" Sam teased Dean and his grin was getting wider by the second as he approached Dean and pinched his cheeks.
Dean slapped Sams hand away, "You really don't wanna go there you dimwit" Dean replied, pinching Sams cheek in return.
"Yeah whatever you say, brah" Sam was over the top with joy for his brother.
"Ok.. now who's up for some strip poker or naked twister?" Dean grinned.
To Be Continued...