Pairing YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!
A/U - Some people should quit while they're ahead.
The Ultimate Grossout
Two figures twined in a cheap motel room in the seedy section of town. A flashing neon sign illuminated the dingy accomodations, casting the heaving figures in wild shadow. For hours the lovers watched porn before deciding to do it themselves.
"Woo. Faster, faster!!"
"I'm going as fast as I can..."
"Hisou. I'll never get it up at this rate!"
"You haven't gotten it up without a ring for years!!"
"Look who's talking."
"Ugh...aahhh....well I'm not as young as I used to be!"
"It's still too soft..."
"Mmm...that tickles...especially down there."
"Want me to do it again?"
"Yeah...if you can do it in less than three hours this time!"
Grunts and groans. "Better?"
"Yatta! Fits good...nice and tight..."
"Well as tight as it's gonna be at this point..."
Licks and kisses. "On my ass. Don't make me beg!!"
"Dog. You always beg. Haven't I always given it to you?!"
"Your gums feel good."
"It feels even better with my teeth in."
"AOOOO!!!"
"Ssh! You want the people next door to hear?"
"What do they expect for a ten buck dive like this?!"
"Those freckles are getting pretty dark now..."
"You used to like them...AAHH! That hurt!!"
"I haven't even done anything yet!"
"Oh. The anticipation got to me."
"It sure is flopping around."
"I'm dry...get the oil!"
"Stand on your head."
"What the hell for? You know my bad back..."
"So take your pills. If we can get the blood to rush that way..."
"I get it!"
"Now lay there and open up, snookywookums."
"All right, cuddlebuns."
"Mercy, that's good. We should have done this years ago."
"Mmm. Well, it takes a little longer now, but...as long as everything works!"
"Get the whip. Yes! One more time..."
"Eeeee..."
"Aaaaa..."
"Oooo..."
"Do you like my patent leather boots?"
"Nice. Easy to slip on and clean off..."
"Aaa..ikk...easy with the spurs, honeybunch."
"Spank me!!"
"Hai!! Hard!!"
"Again."
"Woo!!"
"MORE!!!"
"Yeehah!!!"
"Ride 'em, cowboy!"
Bed creaks, groans.
"YESSSSSSSSS!!!!"
"Damn, I'm wiped out..."
"Me too...these welts will take a week to go down."
"I'll kiss them and make it all better."
"Hentai..."
"Been doin' this for sixty years..."
"It just gets better and better, doesn't it, stud muffins?"
"Yeah. Sweet dreams, my Gero..."
"Nighty nite, Roshi poo."
THE (Ugh) END