Alright! It has finally come! The Holy Notebook!! The Holy Notebook is a story co-writen by the incredible Nara Okami (Me!) And the lovely Koru Da Fern Princess (some of you may know her…) This is the first part because I suck at typing and this is as far as I have edited...Here we go!! I think I might attack this stupid thing right now...I just spent an hour trying to get it posted right. I deleted it three times...Oh, well, onward!
Disclaimer: Does it LOOK like I own D. Greyman? No, Didn't think so.
Holy Notebook:
The Crazy Adventures of Koru and Okami
By: Koru and Okami!!
Koru and Okami swiftly made their way down the halls.
"Oh, god! Yu-Chan is so going to kill us!" The two giggled.
"If he knows it was us who drew on his face!" Okami stopped at the end of the hallway. So did Koru.
"He'll know. I wrote my name on his face…"
"Idiot!" Koru cried out in pain as the one eyed brunette whacked her in the head.
"I thought it would be funny!"
"You are so stu–" Okami was cut off by a loud scream coming from down the hall.
"GYAAHHH!"
The two stared at each other, then down the hall. "Was that Lavi?" They questioned in unison.
Sure enough, Lavi came screaming down the hall. He pummeled over Koru and Okami. "What the hell, Lavi?" Okami stood back up. Lavi was still on top of Koru.
"Eh…" The carrot topped girl was dazed. "L-Lavi…top…on…me…" Her face was bright red.
"Koru, save me!" He screamed, hugging on to her waist. "There's a big brown furry monster in my room!!
"Hands of my friend, buddy boy." Okami scowled. She tugged at his collar, He held on to Koru tighter.
"Eh?" Koru's eyes turned lovey-dovey. "Oh my god! Lavi! You are so adorable! EEE!"
Okami sweat dropped. "Koru, I don't know about you sometimes…"
"What monster?" Okami looked around the room.
"It's over there." Lavi pointed. He was hiding behind Koru. "Get it out!"
The brunette walked to the corner of the room. A little brown furry spider crawled across a cobweb. She started laughing. "Koru, come here."
"What is it?"
"Just come here." She laughed harder.
Koru made her way around the books to Okami, Lavi following behind. "A spider?"
"A wittle-itty-bitty-spider." Okami chuckled.
"It's a huge spider! Get it out! Get it out!" Lavi screamed.
The orange haired exorcist held out her bat to the cobweb. The spider climbed on. "What a cute little spider!" She walked over to the window and opened it. "Bye-bye little spider!" She said with a wave.
"Wow, Lavi. You're a fraidy cat!" Okami poked at his forehead. "A spider…" She sighed.
"A monster?" He pouted.
"Oh, well, it's gone, now." Koru smiled. "Yu-Chan should be waking up soon, so we should be going…"
"OKAMI!! KORU!!" An enraged voice stormed through the hall, his hand holding out Mugen.
"Oh, shit…" They glanced at each other, and then stared at the door. "We have to go."
"Bye Lavi!" They bolted out the room and ran down the halls, bursting out laughing.
"Koru-hime " Lavi called, skipping through the hall. "We have a mission!" He suddenly stopped, cradling his nose.
Okami stood before him, twitching. "I'm here, too, ya know! And Koru isn't deaf! You woke me up, baka!"
"I'm not a baka, you are! Baka!"
"Bastard!"
"Man!"
"Brainless blob!"
"Lazy slob!"
"Pirate-ass!"
"Innocent less!"
"Epic fail innocence!"
"Short!" Okami twitched at bit.
"Moyashi!"
"One-eyed freak!"
Okami triple blinked, taken aback. "What the hell? You only have one eye, too, you dumb bookman!"
"Oh, yeah…" Lavi said, rubbing his red hair sheepishly. A thud echoed through the hallway as Okami fell over at his supreme idiocy.
Just about then, Koru walked out of the room she and Okami shared, orange hair wrapped in a towel. "Were you looking for me, Lavi? I was in the shower…" Abruptly Okami popped back of and hit Lavi in the head…again.
"Pervert." Koru started laughing.
"So what were you two arguing about this time?" She asked through fits of laughter.
"Lavi here oh-so-conveniently forgot that, he, too, is short an eye, and called me a one-eyed freak." Koru giggled pointing at Lavi who was blushing ferociously.
Once she finished making fun of Lavi, she re-asked her original question. "You said you had something to tell me!"
"Um, we're going on a mission, and Allen and the demon are coming with us. Hmm…maybe we can lose her and be left…alone together…" He said suggestively.
Lavi fell on the floor unconscious, eyes in swirls. Okami was standing over him while Koru was protesting indignantly…
"We're going on a mission, we're going on a mission..." Okami sang, while Koru glared violently.
"Shut. Up. It's like, four o' clock in the frickin' morning!"
Lavi and Allen were asleep, looking very much like a Laven fangirl's dream. It was a second after Koru had scolded Okami that she saw it. She barely suppressed a squeal, but it didn't get by Okami. Her amber eye widened, and she whipped a camera out of nowhere. Click!
"Oh my god, you didn't just–" Koru jabbed her finger at Okami. The brunette just nodded.
"Blackmail."
"Give me copies." An identical maniacal sneer crossed their faces. EVIL MINDS AT WORK.
That's it for now. I should have more up tomorrow, if I don't have homework...
You know you love it!
Nara Okami
Oh, yeah...future refrence; A/N will be at the bottom!