Earth Mother Whore Type~ It really has nothing to do with the story cept it kind of describes the main character. Newayz it was just something Hyde said and I thought it was funny.

Disclaimer: You know the drill. I don't own any of the characters blah blah blah. Oh yea cept for Mackenzie of course.

Summary: Ok it starts out just That 70's Show, when Donna's cousin comes to live with her. Later I want it to be a crossover with Dazed and Confused though but that shouldn't be for a couple of chapters. Um ratings for language and implied stuff but no sex or anything. I'm gonna write the rest anyways, but review just so I can see how I should go with the rest of the story. Thanks!

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Chapter One~

Eric Forman and Steven Hyde sat watching TV in the Forman's basement, when Jackie and Kelso came through the door, both yelling about something. Kelso slammed the door behind him and continued yelling at Jackie. Eric and Hyde looked on amused. Kelso had apparently spilled hot chocolate on Jackie's new sweater.

"MICHAEL! This is never going to come out!" Jackie shrieked, furiously trying to rub the spot out of her sweater.

"Well JACKIE! If you hadn't hit me I wouldn't have spilled it!" He yelled back, "Besides that sweater is ugly anyways!"

Jackie screamed and lunged at him, but Kelso managed to move out of the way and she flew over the couch. Eric and Hyde laughed hysterically as Jackie pouted on the floor rubbing her scratched knee. "Now look what you made me do Michael!"

Just then Fez came bouncing in through the door. "GUYS GUESS WHAT I JUST SAW AND YOU DIDN"T JUST SEE" he yelled still bouncing up and down. No one guessed. "No really guys, guess." He whined.

"Umm, you killed the president and now the secret service is after you so you need a place to take cover?" Hyde guessed.

"No, his dog started talking and told him to burn down the school so he did it?" Eric tried.

"No you're all wrong. He won the lottery and he's giving me all the money." Jackie corrected them.

"Nope, he ummmm, he... Oh I give up I don't like this game," Kelso whined. They all laughed at Kelso's stupidity.

"NO. There's a moving van outside Donna's house and a really pretty girl outside talking to her." He said proud of himself, "I call dibs on her!" He pointed a warning finger at Hyde and Kelso.

This intrigued the three guys. They knew Donna had said something about her cousin coming but they hadn't paid attention to details. Eric was the only one who had met her cousin but this was 2 years ago, and he didn't really remember her. They started in on questioning Fez.

"What'd she look like?" Kelso asked first. Jackie smacked him on the shoulder.

"She was H-O-T, hot." Fez said with a smile, "And wearing a school uniform too! Now if that's not pure fantasy, I don't know what is." The guys smiled.

Just then, almost as if on queue, Donna and another girl came walking down the stairs. The girl stood almost 2 inches shorter than Donna and had long curly brown hair. She wore a plaid, pleaded skirt, a white button down shirt that was un-tucked and unbuttoned on the bottom, with a jacket over top that had a crest on her chest pocket. The guys jaw dropped. She was beyond hot.


"Guys," Donna started, "This is my cousin Mackenzie. You know the one from Texas I went to visit last summer." Everyone nodded trying not to look too enthused. " Mac, this is Jackie," Jackie smiled weakly and waved her hand. "Next to her is Michael, but you can call him Kelso." He smiled at her and winked, Mackenzie gave him a weird look. Hyde snickered. "On the end of the couch is Eric, you know him."

Eric said "hey" and she waved at him glad she knew at least one person. She had just met his parents and if he was anything like red, she'd like being around here.

Donna continued, "On the chair, that's Steven Hyde." "Just Hyde." He corrected her. Mackenzie smiled at him, he had definite potential. "And on the chair next to you is Fez."

"Hi! Would you like to go make out?" He said bluntly.

Mackenzie who still hadn't taken her eyes off of Hyde shook her head to wake herself up. She gave him a sympathetic look and patted him on the head as if he were a dog.

"Soooo, that's a no?" Mackenzie gave him an odd look. Was there something wrong with this kid?

"No, it's more like a never, sorry kid." She said with the tiniest southern drawl. Now even Hyde laughed

Kelso still laughing like an idiot pointed at Fez, "Ohh she dissed you man." They all rolled their eyes.

"Riiiiight. Well it was nice to meet you guys." She said directing her stare at Hyde once more. Only Donna noticed. "But I'm going to go change out of these God forsaken clothes." She smiled at everyone, and with that she walked back out the door.

After she had left Donna spun around towards everyone and sat on the arm of the couch. "Well, what'd you guys think?"

"She was hot." Eric, Kelso, and Fez said in unison. Donna and Jackie rolled their eyes and Hyde smirked.

"I don't know she kind of reminded me of Jackie, I don't think I can't take two Jackies around here." Hyde said emotionless not taking his eyes off the TV.

Donna started laughing uncontrollably and Jackie once again began to pout. "Mac? Like Jackie?" Donna said through giggles. "No way." She managed to regain her composure before going on, "I thought you'd like her most of all Hyde. She certainly liked you."

Hyde forced a small chuckle as if he was amused by the thought of Mackenzie liking him. "Yea sure." There was no way he could like a preppy little rich girl like that. They'd just have noting in common. She'd be a good fuck at most.

"So why is she here again?" Kelso asked.

Donna groaned. " Don't you guys listen to anything I say?" They all shook their heads no. "Ugh. Well when my mom took off, she sort of went over to their house, and took Mac's mom with her." They all got quiet. This was defiantly weird. "And her dad is away on business all the time and she's a year younger than us so her dad sent her to finish school here." Donna explained it like it was something that happened every day. She was obviously trying not to upset herself.

"Is she a girly girl?" Jackie asked. She had been waiting for someone to do her hair with her, as long as she wasn't prettier then her that is. And according to Jackie no one was prettier than she was.

"No not really, but defiantly better at doing nails then I am. Have fun."

"Yes! Someone I can relate to." Jackie squealed. The guys groaned.


A couple minutes later Mackenzie walked back into the Forman's basement. Hyde's jaw almost hit the floor. She was wearing a pair of faded ripped jeans that were cut in the knees and on the bottom making them look like bell-bottoms. Her hair was let all the way down now and was held back by a scarf she had tied as a headband. And to top it all off she was wearing a worn tie-dyed Grateful Dead t-shirt. Hyde screamed in his head, "Oh My God. She's a dead-head!"

"Hey" she greeted, "Donna I think your dad was looking for you." Donna thanked her and ran out the door. Mackenzie took Donna's seat on the arm of the couch and they all stared at her. "Yes? Can I help you?" She asked. She knew it was bitchy but she never really cared about being a bitch, it ran in the family.

"So... You like the dead huh?" Hyde spoke first, now interested in the new girl. Maybe he'd like her more then he thought. She was unquestionably sexy.

"Born and raised a dead-head. You like them?" She asked. She knew the answer. Donna had told her all about everyone, and Mackenzie knew the basics about all of them.

"Possibly." He eyed her suspiciously but she gave off no hint of being intimidated by any of them. "What's your favorite song?" Hyde asked her with one eyebrow raised.

"Good Morning, Little School from the Grateful Dead LP and Friend of the Devil from American Beauty." Hyde still wasn't impressed.

"What finger is Jerry missing?" He attempted to stump her.

"His middle finger on his right hand. However it does not affect his paying abilities seeing as how he picks with that hand. " Mackenzie replied without hesitation, "How'd he loose it?" she dared.

"Cut it off when he was little. A saw I believe." Hyde answered

"Wrong!" Hyde's mouth went slack and everyone else looked at her shocked. He was never wrong about things like this and no one ever challenged him. Mackenzie continued, "It was his brother that cut it off with an axe when he was four. Now would you like to continue?" She smirked at him, crossing her arms across her chest, very proud of herself.

Hyde smiled as well; at least she wasn't faking. However he hated to be wrong, "I knew that I just wanted to see how good you are," he gave in, "Alright. You're worthy."

"I know." She smiled at him. He was going to be fun.

"So...the uniform?" Eric questioned smiling. He loved schoolgirl uniforms.

"I had to get on the plane right after school, didn't have time to change." She explained. Donna came back in and Mackenzie breathed a sigh of relief, hoping maybe she wouldn't have to explain her whole life now. Not that she didn't love to talk about herself though. Mackenzie stood up. "If you guys will excuse me, I need to get my room set up. Donna could you help?"

All four of the guys stood up. "We could help."

"Isn't that sweet? Ok come on." She began to walk out the door, waving to Donna and Jackie, who were giving her dirty looks. Donna hadn't really cared about the guys finding her attractive but Jackie hated when she didn't get all the attention.

Mackenzie led the four boys up to the guest bedroom in the Pinciotti's house that she now occupied. The room was scattered with boxes. Mackenzie walked over to one of the many boxes labeled 'music' and opened it up pulling out a record player and an Aerosmith LP. She plugged in the record player and 'Sweet Emotion' filled the room. Mackenzie began to move to the music and the four boys stood at the door watching her. She spun around and faced them, "Well? What are you waiting for? Start unpacking." Mackenzie instructed them. They each began to the open boxes. Hyde strolled over next to her and began to look through her records. "Could you guys go down and make sure everything's out of the van?" She smiled sweetly at them.

Of course they all agreed and turned to walk out of the room. Mackenzie stopped Hyde before he left by gently grabbing his arm. He looked at her with a raised eyebrow but an approving smile. "Wait. I need your help."

Hyde smiled from ear to ear. "Oh yea?" Mackenzie nodded her head. "I'm your man then."

"I bet you are." Mackenzie said in a breathy voice. She bent down, so her thong was in plain view of Hyde, to open a box on the floor. Hyde moaned lightly, anticipating the very best. He walked over and closed the door. When he turned back around Mackenzie was holding a tapestry in her hands. He looked at her oddly. "Where do you think I should put this?"

"THAT'S what you wanted me to help you with?" He asked incredulously.

"Yea, what'd you think I wanted your help with?" She was looking at him like he was a total moron; she of course knew perfectly well what he was thinking. And granted she was thinking the exact same thing since the minute she saw him, she wasn't that much of a slut. She pretended to only just realize what he was talking about, "Ohhhhhh." She hit his arm playfully. "No silly, although I wouldn't object." Mackenzie added seductively, and Hyde couldn't tell how serious she was being.

He shook his head. He felt like such an asshole. This was why he never showed his emotions to anyone. He scratched his head. "Um, how about the ceiling?"

"No I think it's too big." She said as if nothing had happened. He let out a sigh of relief. If this had been anyone else he never would have heard the end of it. Maybe she was cooler than he thought. Still would have been nice to nail her though. "Hmmm. Maybe it could work. Here take this side." She tossed him one side of the tapestry and pulled a chair over to where she stood. After she pinned her side up she moved the chair over by Hyde and began to tack up the other side. Mackenzie smiled to herself before she started to wobble in the chair. Hyde looked up at her just in time to see her begin to fall. He instinctively grabbed her and she fell into his arms so that his one arm was around her back and other supporting her knees. She wrapped her arms around his neck, "My hero," she sighed sarcastically.

Just then the other three guys walked into the room, each carrying a box. "Ummm" Eric started, "Are we interrupting something?"

"Someone's going to DOOO it." Fez said in a singsong voice.

"Ew, HYDE! Couldn't have waited? We didn't even get a chance yet." Kelso said disgusted.

Hyde dropped Mackenzie and wiped his hands on his pants attempting to look innocent. Mackenzie began to laugh hysterically. "Oh but Hyde we were just getting to the good part." She said through giggles. "You guys have the worst timing," said Mackenzie serious now, but with a smile on her face. She motioned for them to come in. "So what do you think?" she said looking up to the ceiling. "Ceiling or wall?"

"Whoa, that thing is awesome." Eric said craning his head to look up at the ceiling.

"Thanks." Mackenzie said. "My friend made that for me for my last birthday." She looked sad for a moment, remembering all her old friends she had left behind at home. Hyde noticed and took a mental note. She perked up quickly though, never one to let her emotions get the best of her. She turned and smiled at the guys. "Ok, umm Hyde you wanna take out the records and stuff?" he nodded. "Ok um put the records next the player on the shelves over there." She looked at Eric. "Can you find the books? They need to go on the bookshelf but that needs to be dusted first." She turned to Fez. " Please?"

"Sure" he mumbled. Obviously unhappy with the job he had been given.

"What about me? What about me?" Kelso said much like a five year old.

"Hmm. I know. You can go through all my dirty lingerie and put them away." Kelso let out a triumphant yell, raising his hands. Mackenzie rolled her eyes. "You're truly a lost cause, lil' fellar." Her voice dripping with a southern accent. "Just look for my posters and stuff. They should be over there." She pointed to a corner.

Mackenzie walked over to where Hyde stood and began to go through a box of papers next to the box of records he was looking at. "Lil' fellar." He repeated. "Hum, I like that."

She smiled at him and he nudged her a little. She gently elbowed him back and now it was his turn to smile at her.

Eric who had witnessed the little encounter, smiled, "Aww, our little Hyde has bonded." He pretended to wipe away a tear. "Sob."