Me: I am starting this new piece of work, because I plan on taking a break from my main RVB, I'm still planning my Xmen project's next chapter, I'm still on break from my Haruhi project, and I don't feel like editing old projects right now. So here comes a project I am reluctant to start this early.
Doug: Yeah. Ok. So, I do the disclaimer now, right?
Me: Yep!
Doug: Anonymous Fanz doesn't own anything except me.
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I heard my Phone ringing. "Doug! Get to my at my house as soon as possible!" Sounds like he's angry. Well, I got nothing to do today. I might as well get over there.
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Dan was on the Phone with some one. He hung up and started walking toward the door. Either he's leaving, or he knows I'm here. I'm going to assume the former. "Oh, Doug. Great. Saves me the trouble of leaving the note to tell you go to the library." I'm going to assume he didn't just call me either to save money on his phone bill (note to self: find out what phone plan Dan uses.) or just to make me have to go walk more.
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While Dan went over to Chris, I decided to search through books for anything of importance to the people of New Mexico. I honestly don't care what Dan does, as long as it doesn't mess with my Job. I noticed Dan was fighting Chris. And I just found something that could help him.
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"May I help you, sir?"
"Doubt it."
"May I help YOU, sir."
"Yes. We're looking for information on New Mexico."
"Right over there. Between the nine hundred, and the nine-O-eight." That guy looks familiar. (Note to self: Look for information on that librarian.)
"He's talking in code. Get him."
"Relax. It's the Dewey decimal system, a semi-universal code."
"So he's just talking about books?"
"More specifically, where the Books are located."
"Hey, buddy, don't you think we tried all the normal books?"
"We need some specific information."
"How do we HURT New Mexico?"
"Why would you want to do that?"
"It's personal."
"Personal vendetta's against states? Sure. Right over there in the do it you self section."
"Thank you good sir I— Wait a minute! Drop the attitude pal. We're your customers. I new this guy couldn't help us.
"I didn't say that. I can help you. But I want something in return."
"I just new it. Librarians are jerks."
"Let's hear him out."
"See that goon over there. He's got a new girlfriend."
"So."
"It's my wife."
"We only came in for a book."
"You want help with something, I want help with something."
"And this guy just mulls around your library?"
"Silently mocking me."
"I can't believe this." Good thing I got nothing to do today.
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"I don't feel right about this. I mean, isn't this the librarians business?"
"No it's perfect. We help someone else get their revenge, and in turn, he helps me. Karma."
"Yeah but—"
"But nothing. Shut up!"
"But I'm not killing anyone."
"What!"
"I'm not killing someone for the librarian. That's a deal breaker."
"You run over people dozens of cyclists."
"Yeah, but they all lived. And I'm not killing this guy either." I could do it my self.
"And now you tell me?"
"Yeah. I, mean, I was—I was gonna say something inside but—"
"But?!"
"The. I didn't. Your right, I should have."
"You should have!"
"I know, your right."
"He walks away?"
"Yeah."
"I wonder if he knows how lucky he is." The guy got hit by a bus.
"I guess we were luckier." I said. If Chris had tried, we would have been hit by that bus.
While Dan went inside, I got a phone call. "Agent Silent Wind. We have a assignment for you." Ah great.
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Well, I have to make sure Dan succeeds in finding a way to New Mexico, for my Mission. Apparently Dancing Shadow, Who ever She is, is also on the mission. (Note to self: Find out who Dancing Shadow is.) I got in Chris's car. Apparently his wife (Dancing Shadow?) was coming with us. Also, she already took shotgun.
"All this driving is making me sleepy. Dan! Stop kicking my seat. I'm trying to drive."
"I'm pretty sure that's what's keeping you awake."
"Something on your mind Dan?"
"How come she gets to sit in the front seat?"
"Because it's our car."
"Well that's not fair. What's she even doing here?"
"Your not the only one with a grudge against New Mexico." IT'S HER!
"Hello, I asked what it did to you?" I stopped listening too.
"I don't want to talk about it."
"You can't say something like that and not follow up. Chris, back me up on this. CHRIS!" Chris was asleep. Oh no. Elise took the Wheel. Good thing I buckled my seat belt. To bad Dan didn't.
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"This is not necessary."
"It's this or kicking your seat every Five seconds."
"My eyes are drying out."
"Your small sacrifice will be remembered." We stopped for gas.
"Anybody want anything?"
"Only my sweat, sweat revenge. And maybe some peanut griddle."
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"Yes! Milkshake machine! I choose milkshakes!" Where! I want Milkshakes. I noticed Chris dropped some stuff. I grabbed a bag of chips.
"It's still one thing if the cookies are in them."
"Ok, but we're having Salad for dinner."
"But Dan said We were having Burgers for dinner."
"If Dan jumped off a cliff, would you?"
"Dan would probably throw him off."
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The sign said go home Dan. Well I'll be—
"It knows we're here!"
"Hey drop me off at the nearest exit." Well, that about confirms it.
"Why?"
"Um, uh, Girls stuff."
"We can take you into town."
"This is good. Thanks." I snuck out undetected (Note to self: I'm awesome!) as Dan moved into Elise's seat.
"So your Dancing Shadow."
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We snuck up to AREA 52. It's empty. By appearance.
"We should throughly check the perimeter." Elise began moving to the right. Guess that means I have left. Or she wants me to follow her. Splitting up is faster.
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We grouped back. No security Outside. A saw a Jeep. Elise was near by. I snuck inside the Jeep. Elise struck the Guard after the Jeep went out of my sight. I think. I jumped doubt, onto a roof. I was above a Guard. I jumped on him. Elise hit the other. "Let's get inside."
Elise threw a shuriken at a camera. I threw a small knife at the other. Both were destroyed at the same time. We moved across the hall, and found Cliched laser security systems. Of course, it works great, so who can complain. Oh right, the guys getting past them. I jumped through them to the other side. Elise turned off the switch. I thought that was for this rooms lighting.
I began moving through the Vents. As Elise took out Guards, I hit the last one from above. All too easy.
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"Looks like Dan needs help." I said, as we flew over him. Elise activated the TRACTOR BEAM (Note to self: Take apart the ship to use it's equipment.)
"Keep your filthy tentacle off my—"
"Relax. We are neither aliens, Nor—"
"What are you doing here?!"
"I got abducted by aliens, but I hijacked the Ship, picked up Elise, and now, we are saving you."
"Oh. His Elise."
"What happened to Chris?"
"Cultists."
"What? He's fine!"
"Ready to go?"
"Almost." Elise began firing the Death ray all over New Mexico. I'm starting to Question if this was an actual assignment. It's starting to look more like we've been sabotaged or compromised or something. Meh. Not my mission.