Ch 1: OH, Shit!

Cpov

I knocked loudly on Paige's front door. I went to knock again when the door swung open revealing a disheveled Paige.

"What?" She asked gruffly.

"I found him. I found Gilbertson. He's hiding out in this-"I stopped when a girl walked out of the kitchen wearing handcuffs, whipped cream, and nothing else. Once she seen me she let out a high pitched "EPP" and ran upstairs toward the bedroom.

The whole time Paige had on this shit eating grin she didn't look back at all, until we both heard a loud thump. We looked up and seem the girl clutching her knee saying "Owie!" over and over again.

I look at Paige "Really? Who is that?" She just shrugged "Um, that's Thursday?" "Today is Saturday." I say.

"Whatever." She shrugged and then moved the upstairs to help her. "I'm gonna be in the car. Hurry up!" I shout.

Ppov

"OK where is it?" I ask. "Take a left then keep straight for a mile." Caleb directed. "So what do they want him dead for?" I asked curious.

"Dude read the file." "Just tell me." I say annoyed. "Nope." Caleb said.

So reached into the back seat taking my hands off the steering wheel to find the file. "Are you crazy!" He yelled grabbing the steering wheel.

"OH, he stole some money from a very, very bad person." I said siting by in my seat taking the steering wheel. "OK stop right here, jeez your're crazy." Caleb said once we were near the house.

I continue reading the file "They want it done loud, to make a point. My favorite." I said giddy." Come on, I got some new toys." I said gesturing to the trunk.

I opened up the secret compartment in the trunk. I watch as Caleb's eyes light up. "Whoa! Dude is that a rocket launcher." Caleb gushed.

"Yep" I went to grab it but Caleb stopped me saying "But first we need to figure out if he's the only person in there." Caleb said.

"Said Caleb the overly morally conscious hacker said to his best friend the assassin." I said sarcastically.

"Seriously remember that little girl with the bunny?" He said with a more than a hint of amusement.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I told you to never speak of that again." I said annoyed.

"I'll get the heat sensor." Said Caleb pointing it toward the house. "OK, so there seems to be one person in there, but we should still make sure it's him. The only way to do that is to go in there and get a visual id." He said.

"Awe, but I really wanted to blow something up." "Remember the bunny." He said pointedly. "Whatever fuck it." I said grabbing a gun and a grenade. "And I apologized to that little girl." I said to Caleb before sneaking over to the house.

I was sneaking through the very dark house. When I see him asleep in a lawn chair facing the window with a gun in his lap. I sneak up behind him and put my gun to his head. He jolted for his gun but I stopped him saying "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk? God I always wanted to say that. OK seriously where is the money?" I ask.

"I'm not telling you shit, lady." "Really?" I ask. I picked up his gun and put it in the waistband of my pants. I put my gun to his knee and pulled the trigger.

"Tell me where the money is!" I shout. "Fuck you". He manages to spit out. "OK." I said then shot him in his other knee. "Tell me." I pressed the gun to his head.

"OK, OK. It's in the kitchen taped underneath the sink." "Don't lie to me Mr. Gilbertson." "I pressed the barrel harder to his head. "I'm not I promise." He cried.

I went in the kitchen and surprisingly it was right where he said it would be. "Well thank you." I said politely.

Then I rolled the grenade across the room from him. And ran out of the door. The house blew up behind me. I ran over to the car where Caleb was waiting.

"Dude I bet that I looked bad ass walking away from that." "Get in we have to go." He rolled his eyes. "Fine, you're just jealous. I shoulda took a selfie." I said hopping in the passenger seat. After we get out of the area I asked "Can we go celebrate now?"

"While you were in there Bruno said he has a huge case that just came across his desk. He wants us to come in right away." Caleb responded. "Forget him I'm going to celebrate. We just closed a case and recovered most of the money. Are you in?" "Yeah. But if we get in trouble I'm telling him you made me." He said then playfully punched me in the shoulder.

"What about her?" Caleb points to a beautiful blonde. "Sorry but she's out of your league, man.

How about her?" I ask pointing towards very drunk girl trying to twerk in the middle of the dance floor. "Oh and look she even has a tramp stamp." I say with mock excitement.

"Really? OK, what about him." Caleb said pointing towards some buffed up dude that looked like a jersey shore reject. "Fuck you." I laugh.

"OK just for that I'm going to talk to your girl for you." Before he could object I jump up and make my way towards her with Caleb hot on my trail.

"Hey excuse me." I tap on her shoulder to get her attention. "Can you hold this?" I ask pointing towards Caleb. "I certainly can." She said in a flirty voice. When I walk past Caleb I whisper "you owe me one." Even though we annoy each other sometimes I'd never do anything to hurt him.

But before I could get back to my seat to scan the rest of the bar. I hear "you are a great wing woman." I spin around at the sound of the melodic voice. I see the most beautiful woman I have ever seen with her fit body, tanned skin, dark brown hair, and dark chocolate eyes.

"What?" I ask realizing that I haven't heard a thing she said.

"What you did." She say gesturing to Caleb and the blonde who seemed to be hitting it off.

"Yeah he needed my amazing pick-up lines or else he wouldn't have gotten anywhere." I said smugly.

"Oh really amazing pick-up lines or do you mean cheesy."

"Ok. Does these sound cheesy to you? I'm no photographer but I can picture you and me together. You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip? And my favorite; I'm not trying to impress you but…I'm Batman." I said throwing the cheesiest lines I could think of at her, making her laugh.

"Wow! And those actually work?" "Yes, like a charm. Those are only a few of my best lines." I smile. "I have to admit the Batman one actually worked." She laughed.

"I'm Emily." She said offering her hand, talking it I said "I'm Paige. We stayed there for hours laughing and drinking until we went back to her place she shared with her blonde friend named Hanna.

I woke up to Caleb nudging me. "What!" I shout regretting it went Em started to stirred. "What?" I said again quietly, making sure I was fully covered.

"We have to go. Bruno wants to see us." "I would usually protest being woken up this early but I remembered I can't stay, I can't have an actual relationship with the kind of job I have. Caleb must have realized this to.

"Fine." I say as I shoo him out of the room so I can get dressed. I meet Caleb down stairs who was waiting in a cab.

"Bruno. My man. How are you?" I said trying to kiss ass. "Don't start with me, P." he said firmly. "Why didn't you come in last night?"

I didn't say anything, and Caleb pointed at me "It was her fault." "Traitor." I whispered. "What happened?" Bruno said rubbing his head.

"Well after we closed the case last night I just wanted to celebrate. We went to the bar got shit faced and went home with some girls. And you know Caleb here hasn't got laid since crazy Sheila." "I never slept with her!" Caleb defended.

"That's why you two look like shit." Bruno said. "Are you done insulting, and scolding us?" I ask Bruno. "Fine. Just cause you're my best agents doesn't mean you can disobey me. Ok?" Not waiting for a response he continued

"Listen up, I want you two to actually read this file, this is the most money we have ever been offered for a hit." He said handing me the closed file. I opened it to where Caleb and I can both see it.

"OH, Shit!" We both say at the same time.

"Emily?" I whisper staring at the picture in the file.

A/N: Tell me if you liked it, tell me if I should continue. Who do you think wants Emily dead. I already have an idea, but if your idea is better I'll use it.