CHATTERBOX
Edward and Bella enters chat.
Edward: Hey Bella.
Bella: Hi Edward.
Edward: Look, I'm going to have to break up with you.
Bella: Okay. I was going to break up with you anyways for Emmett.
Edward: Then who would Rosalie be with?
Bella: Simple: Jasper.
Edward: And Alice?
Bella: With y.o.u.
Edward: Okay. Well, bye then.
Bella: Bye.
Edward exits chat.
Emmett enters chat.
Bella: Hi Emmett.
Emmett: Hi Bella.
Bella: Listen Emmett, are you going to divorce with Rosalie for me?
Emmett: Sure.
Alice enters chat.
Bella: Hi Alice.
Alice: No time for that! Emmett: is it true? That your going to divorce with Rosalie for Bella? Don't ask how I know, instead I'm going to tell you how: I saw it in my (wait for it!!)—vision!.
Emmett: Like, Duh!
Alice: Ohh. Oh no! Here comes Rosalie! (Another one of my visions)
Rosalie enters chat
Rosalie: Hey people.
Bella: Hey.
Alice: Hi. How ya felling?
Rosalie: Swell?
Alice: Well, not after this! Hit it Emmett!
Emmett: Rosalie: I have to divorce with you.
Rosalie: Fine!
Jasper enters chat
Jasper: HI PEOPLE
Alice: Hi.
Bella: Hey.
Emmett: Hi.
Rosalie: Emmett divorced.. With me!!!
Jasper: REALLY? Then I guess I have to divorce with Alice. Hey Alice! I want a divorce so I can marry Rosalie.
Alice: Okay. Bella: Is Edward free?
Bella: Yes.
Alice: Okay. Let's wait for Edward!
Twenty minutes later.
Edward enters chat.
Alice: Edward, do you want to marry me?
Edward: Sure
Stephenie Meyer, Robert Patterson, Kristin Stewart enters chat
Stephanie Meyer: Nooo!! I won't allow you guys to mess up a beautiful piece of writing!
Kristin Stewart: So does that mean I have to be with… *gulp. Emmett?
Emmett: Yeah! See Edward? More girls like you but more celebrities like me better.
Robert: And I have to be with Alice? Aww... I don't like girls with short hair.
Stephenie: Noo!! Nobody's going to mess up my work! My- my masterpiece!
All except Stephenie, Robert, and Kristin: Too bad!
Bella: It's been like this for 40 minutes and it's going to stay that way! Period!
--Silence—
This is for you readers to practice your flaming!!! Review with flaming if you want…-raises eyebrows-