One day Mr. Burns was sitting in his office when he heard a knock on the door. Come in, said Mr. Burns, and Wario came into Mr. Burns' office.
It's-a me, Wario! said Wario. Hello, said Mr. Burns.
Mister Burns, said Wario, we should try to take over the world together, because if we do that, we can killer Homer and Mario. O.K. said Mr. Burns. We can use my money to by guns.
Good thinking, said Wario, but we shoudld also disconnect everyone's phone so that they can't call 911.
O.K. said Mr Burns, I can do that too because I run a telephone company and the nuclear power plant.
Wario went to Grandpa's Gunshop and he said, "I would like to buy everything you have."
O,K. said grandpa, that will be two billion dollars because we also have bazookas Thanks, said Wario. Later, while mr burns and wario were organizing the guns by how loud they were (editor's note: some guns are louder than others, I know because I went hunting once with my step dad i didn't kill anything but that's because my gun was so loud that when i shot it just to test it out it was so loud that it made a bunch of the dirt on the groud fly into my eyes so i had to cry to get it out but the gun was so loud that it kept happening so I had to keep crying and a bunch of animals probably were scared off by my crying to because it was sounded like a moose that was angry because he didn't have any food so he had to eat his wife). Suddenly, there was a cry and it was crom Smithers because his body had been shot.
"oh on, said mr burns, I thought that we had all of the guns. Nope said homer beause i bought all of the guns first and replaced with beenie baby guns so that i could kill you. Homer took out a bazooka and shot mr burns and then he shot wario. Also, he said, because you gave me that money for the fake guns I now have 2 billion dollars which i will invest wiselyk (he said this before he shot them by the way), but then he say that the check was from the government because mr burns got bail out money so he returned it to obama (E.N.: if anyone from the simpsons is reading this and wants to make this an actually episode, you really should try to get obama to do the voice. if not you should get the nutty professor). Obama (E.N.: see previous editor's note) said to homer, "for being good, we will give you some medicine that will make bart be nice to you" thanks said homer.
It's-a me, Wario! said Wario. Hello, said Mr. Burns.
Mister Burns, said Wario, we should try to take over the world together, because if we do that, we can killer Homer and Mario. O.K. said Mr. Burns. We can use my money to by guns.
Good thinking, said Wario, but we shoudld also disconnect everyone's phone so that they can't call 911.
O.K. said Mr Burns, I can do that too because I run a telephone company and the nuclear power plant.
Wario went to Grandpa's Gunshop and he said, "I would like to buy everything you have."
O,K. said grandpa, that will be two billion dollars because we also have bazookas Thanks, said Wario. Later, while mr burns and wario were organizing the guns by how loud they were (editor's note: some guns are louder than others, I know because I went hunting once with my step dad i didn't kill anything but that's because my gun was so loud that when i shot it just to test it out it was so loud that it made a bunch of the dirt on the groud fly into my eyes so i had to cry to get it out but the gun was so loud that it kept happening so I had to keep crying and a bunch of animals probably were scared off by my crying to because it was sounded like a moose that was angry because he didn't have any food so he had to eat his wife). Suddenly, there was a cry and it was crom Smithers because his body had been shot.
"oh on, said mr burns, I thought that we had all of the guns. Nope said homer beause i bought all of the guns first and replaced with beenie baby guns so that i could kill you. Homer took out a bazooka and shot mr burns and then he shot wario. Also, he said, because you gave me that money for the fake guns I now have 2 billion dollars which i will invest wiselyk (he said this before he shot them by the way), but then he say that the check was from the government because mr burns got bail out money so he returned it to obama (E.N.: if anyone from the simpsons is reading this and wants to make this an actually episode, you really should try to get obama to do the voice. if not you should get the nutty professor). Obama (E.N.: see previous editor's note) said to homer, "for being good, we will give you some medicine that will make bart be nice to you" thanks said homer.
My next story: Milhouse and Sideshow Bob start a band, and Doctor Hibert becomes obsessed with Twilight!