Disclaimer: Oh man, if I owned Detective Conan... too bad I don't.

This possibly requires an explanation. Possibly. I have felt a lingering need for ShinHei ever since watching the 13th movie, and with the advent of the posters for th 14th movie, I decided to kill two birds with one stone. Because I need to stop being so suggestible when it comes to pairings. Also, I really like the word zeppelin.

And of course the omake is an omake despite being longer than the actual story because I originally was just going to end it there, and then decided that I needed Heiji and yelling.

Ran couldn't believe that she was on a zeppelin. Or, to be more specific, she couldn't believe she was sitting in the observation lounge of a zeppelin kissing Kaito Kid.

Gloved hands ran through her hair and a low moan escaped her body. As Kid pulled away, she slowly opened her eyes. They went wide though when she realized how truly close the two of them were. Her eyes searched his face, and a hand reached up and touched it. "Shinichi?" she ventured, disbelieving.

"Wrong, Ojou-san," Kid whispered. "Not right now. But I can be if you want me to be. Do you?"

"Oh yes please," Ran nodded. It had been so long since she had seen Shinichi. Even if this wasn't Shinichi, even though they looked so alike that the idea seemed impossible, she still wanted to see Shinichi.

There was a poof and Kid was no longer, replaced by the form of Kudo Shinichi. Ran smiled happily, and they moved closer for another kiss.

Right when the lights came on to reveal a beet red Hakuba Saguru. "Why is it so dark… GYAAHH!"

Ran looked over Shinichi's shoulder and saw him. "Hakuba-kun?"

Hakuba was pointing a trembling Finger of Accusation at Shinichi. "If Kudo-kun is here with you, Ran-san, then who's with Hattori in his room?"

Shinichi took note of Hakuba's facial coloration. "Hey, Hakuba, don't tell me you forgot to knock?"

OMAKE:

"Fuck Hakuba, I told ya we're busy!" One Hattori Heiji shouted, diving for the bed sheets.

"That man is Kaito Kid!" Hakuba accused. "There are two Kudos on this zeppelin. One of them is definitely not wearing a mask." He tugged on Shinichi's face for emphasis. "That means that that one is!"

The Shinichi in the bed deadpanned at Hakuba, managing to look miffed despite being completely naked save for a sheet. "Hakuba, I was in the middle of some very gratifying sex. Do you really think I could be disguised while doing so?"

Hakuba blubbered. Walking in on Hattori Heiji and Kudo Shinichi once was bad enough, but doing it twice and on purpose…

"Ah!" Ran pointed at the Shinichi on the bed. "That's Shinichi! He's got the scar on his stomach from when he was shot!"

"Thank you Ran."

Ran rounded on the other Shinichi. "You're Kaito Kid!"

"I told you I was Kaito Kid! I was wearing the uniform for crying out loud!"

"But I thought you were Shinichi!"

"I told you I wasn't!"

"But you looked like Shinichi, and you passed the tug test!"

"I told you I wasn't Kudo Shinichi! I was wearing the freaking uniform! Are you thick, woman? What gave you any indication that I was Kudo Shinichi and not Kaito Kid?"

"I thought you were both!" Considering her argument won, she rounded on the other Shinichi. She slapped him, hard. "AND YOU! Sneaking around behind my back! You could at least let me down gently!"

"But you're dating Araide-sensei, aren't you?"

"Only because you took so damn long!"

"Would y'all just please, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!"

Poor Heiji just doesn't get a break. Reviewzors?