Jeff Hardy OH lawdy, I just had a dream that I got raped and kidnapped by Cher. She wouldn't stop singing 'Believe' Dx
Hunter Helmsley Randy Orton is so oily he makes butter jealous.
Randy Orton - Hunter Helmsley You're one to talk, you're not exactly oil free….Speak for yourself.
Hunter Helmsley - Randy Orton I did speak for myself, I am the butter… and I am jealous.
Shawn Michaels - Hunter Helmsley First thought "I AM the butter and I want to play. It's all about the butter and how you spread it. It's all about the knife and-is-it serrated."
Cody Rhodes FFFFFUUU- the dog ate my Emory board!
Ted DiBiase Jr - Cody Rhodes Dearest me, however will 'Dashing' Cody Rhodes do his nails now?
Cody Rhodes - Ted DiBiase Jr This is a serious matter Teddy! D:
Shane McMahon Fucking printers give me the shits.
Shawn Michaels - Shane McMahon Fuck-ink hell…
*Shane McMahon likes this*
Shawn Michaels - Shane McMahon Glad someone thought that was funny….
Shane McMahon - Shawn Michaels Oh, I did.
Jeff Hardy - Shane McMahon You probably shouldn't be fucking printers in the first place. Maybe then it wouldn't give you the shits.
Shane McMahon - Jeff Hardy But I'm just that horny that I have to shove my dick in the printer, then click print, for my pleasure.
Sable - Shane McMahon Oh, stop it with your erotic language Shane, it's making me horny.
Shane McMahon - Sable Print, print, print.
Shane McMahon - Sable Feels soooo good.
Sable - Shane McMahon Mannnn, imam hafta try this shit out.
Jeff Hardy - Shane McMahon You know the all-in-ones give you the best bang for your buck, Shane. Trust me on this. You haven't lived until you've faxed with your dick.
Sable - Jeff Hardy I'm a fan of the Scanner.
Matt Hardy Okay so Amy is fucking hammered and she lies down in the grass at the back near my clothes line, I'm worried about her so I lay down next to her, I put my head on her uber comfy boobs and almost fall asleep… then I hear her go.. Matt what are you doing? Is that you? I look down and my dog has his nose up her skirt… loooool.
Christian - Rob Van Dam Have you seen Edge? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
*Edge likes this*
Christian - Edge WTF Where are you?
Edge - Christian Toilet seat.
Christian - Edge ?
Edge - Christian NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bree Bella - Nikki Bella Dude…What the fuck…..
Nikki Bella - Bree Bella So I gather you met him?
Bree Bella - Nikki Bella More like I walked in on him Drunk, naked and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Drew Mcintyre :( Just got deported.
Justin Gabriel - Drew Mcintyre WTF HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS!?
Drew Mcintyre - Justin Gabriel I DON'T EVEN KNOW! oh my god.
Jeff Hardy Fact: Lube is flammable.
Matt Hardy - Jeff Hardy….Do I even want to know how you worked this out?
Jeff Hardy - Matt Hardy You might *wiggles eyebrows*
Undertaker - Jeff Hardy Shut up Jeff.
Jeff Hardy - Undertaker Come make me ;D
Undertaker - Jeff Hardy Uhhgghh. I don't have time for this shit.
Jeff Hardy - Undertaker ….Y-you..you don't have time for me…. *big sad eyes*
Undertaker - Jeff Hardy Christ boy that's not what I said and you know it.
Shawn Michaels - Undertaker Loooovvvvveerrrsss Sppaaaaattt!
Undertaker - Shawn Michaels Out. Now. *points to door*
Shawn Michaels - Undertaker :( awwww.