Edward, Emmett, and Jasper had gone to Oklahoma to visit this House of Night. It had a bunch of vampires in it so they wanted to get to know them. Zoey and her friends had agreed to meet them at the East Wall. The sun was out today and the three brothers were doing their normal sparkling when Zoey and her friends came to meet them. Erin said, "Whoa! They're shining brighter than the new necklace I bought, what do you think Twin?"
Shuanee said, " Totally Twin. They're like disco balls."
Aphrodite looked at Damien and said, "What do you think head Brain?"
He ignored her comment and said, "They can't be vampyres. I mean, we aren't sparkling."
Jack said, "He's a fairy!"
Edward groaned and said to Emmett and Jasper, "Not this again! I just got out of that ridiculous mayonnaise jar!" Emmett laughed. (Please read He's a fairy! by me!)
"We aren't fairies. We're vampires, just like you," said Jasper.
"Uh, no you're not. In case you haven't noticed, we aren't sparkling. I agree with Jack," said Zoey.
"Do you think they grant wishes?" asked Jack.
Emmett said, "Dude, we aren't fairies. Vampires."
"Give me a giant dictionary!" said Damien suddenly. Then everyone started shouting out the random things they wanted the "fairies" to give them.
Emmett started getting mad. "If you want that stuff, go buy it yourselves! We aren't fairies!"
Zoey and the gang gasped. Zoey had her hand over her mouth. She said, "Ooooo! He yelled."
Shaunee and Erin said, "He needs a good spanking." They put him over their knees and Aphrodite spanked them with her gigantic purse. Jasper was rolling on the floor laughing and Edward was videotaping it to show everyone back home later.
*When they got back home*
Everyone was laughing so hard. Bella was holding Nessie, who said, "Uncle Emmy? You got powned!