Prologue
The Priest
So… I'm pretty sure you've at least once heard of The Doctor, you know, Doctor Who? Well, this the story about how a lot of things you thought you knew about the apparently "Doctor Who World" is pretty much either not explained very well, or a flat out lie. I'm pretty sure you've never heard of The Priest, huh? no such thing as Priest Who? Well… that is definitely about to change, and don't worry, I have encountered The Master in case you were worried. Oh, and, yea, that's me, The Priest.
Right about now your probably like… "Um….. What?!" I purposely just tried to lay it out there with a crazy prologue, but all of thats true. My name is the Priest, I am 304 years old, and of course, I have a TARDIS. Unlike the Doctors' Tardis, though, my chameleon feature isn't broken, and my TARDIS' stabilizers are always on, and I'm not always holding down the brakes while flying like an idiot. I was born after the Time War, (Thats why I'm alive) but, I actually have no idea what or where where I came from, all I know is it was in 1711, in October. I didn't know I was a Time Lord until my first regeneration. I was shot in a kind of mini war when I was twelve, but I'm not going into details about that. Anyways, I already knew everything about Time Lords, (Geek) then discovered I was one, that was a crazy day! Oh, and by the way, I am a girl.
So, why is a lot of things a flat out lie? Okay, I over exaggerated a little, (ok a lot) ok, the only thing thats wrong is that all those crazy stories you've heard about, is that I was involved in most of those. Like I said earlier, you've never heard of me, right? The Doctor and I have a complicated relationship, he pretty much at some point erased all memory of me in his 15th regeneration, not from him or River, but everyone else. Amy, Rory, Rose, Martha, even Clara, and my best friend of all time, Donna. Like I said, very complicated relationship.