A jealous Sheldon watches as Barry Kripke thanks Amy for helping him progress in String Theory by giving her a bottle of wine.
The nerve of this guy interupting our lunch to give my girlfriend a bottle of wine!
"You're very welcome, Barry. I look forward to reading your paper," Amy smiled up at him, "...and thank you for the bottle of wine. You didn't have to do that."
"Oh, but I di-" Barry was cut off.
"YES! You DIDN'T have to bring MY girlfriend a bottle of wine. Why didn't you bring ME a bottle of wine when we worked together, Kripke, hmmm?," Sheldon said.
"Sheldon! Really?," Amy stopped him, knowing his jealousy was coming out.
"Really, Cooper? All our conversations about the crazy, hot sex you have with Amy and you're insecure?" Kripke shot back Sheldon.
Sheldon's eyes grew as big as saucers and he looked at Amy and back at Kripke.
"WHAT?" She gave Sheldon a death glare.
"Whoops, should I not have said that? Sorry, Cooper," Kripke said almost mockingly.
Sheldon was frozen and unsure of what to say at this point. He knew he was about to recieve major hell from Amy over this, which was well deserved.
"Kripke, may I speak with my boyfriend alone please?," Amy asked him.
Kripke politely nodded and quickly exited the lab, realizing that he just created a very awkward situation.
"Amy, let me expl-," Sheldon was cut off by Amy.
"So, you've been bragging to Kripke about our sex life when we don't have one? NICE! FANTASTIC! PLEASE DO explain to me why you thought that this was okay?," Amy started while motioning with her hands for Sheldon to start talking.
"When Kripke and I were forced to work together on the fusion reactor proposal project, I was really upset when I realized that he was more advanced in the field of string theory than I was. He noticed how upset I was and was surprisingly easy on me about it and told me that he would get distracted too if he was getting laid all the time," Sheldon started.
"Oh?," Amy was interested.
"Yes. When he suggested that to me, I did not correct him. I played along with it to make myself feel better...to let Kripke think that you being my distraction was the reason my work wasn't up to par, not because he's smarter than I am," Sheldon said.
Amy's demeanor softened and she uncrossed her arms and stared at her boyfriend.
"Amy, I have to admit that it was actually kind of nice having a rumor about me being some kind of sex stud going around the university at the time. I also have to admit that what I did was wrong and for that, I apologize," Sheldon said.
Amy couldn't be mad at Sheldon any longer and she laughed before saying, "Sheldon, it's okay. I was angry at first but being that we are like two peas in a pod, I probably would have done the same thing you did."
"Thank you," Sheldon smiled at her.
"So, what exactly does Kripke think he found out about our imaginary sexual relationship? I'm almost afraid to ask, he's such a pervert," Amy was curious.
"Perverted to the highest power. At one point he asked me if we used toys, which I had no clue what he was talking about at the time, and I told him I kept a model rocket next to my bed, " Sheldon laughed at himself.
"OH, MY GOD! HAHAHAHAHA!," Amy laughed, "What was his response?"
"It's Kripke we're talking about here. He patted me on the back like I was a hero and called me a freak," Sheldon responded with a giggle.
Amy wiped tears from her eyes after laughing so hard before saying, "Well, anyway, that was an entertaining story. I'm also kind of turned on by the fact that you enjoyed the sex rumors about us that floated around. Seems to me that your desire for sex is growing nearer and nearer," Amy said as she slowly walked up to Sheldon until her face was inches away from his.
Sheldon swallowed hard and said, "Well, maybe my desire to have coitus with you IS growing nearer. Maybe I wanna take you right here, right now, in this lab."
"Well, maybe I'll LET you," Amy said while moving to lock the door so they wouldn't be disturbed.
Sheldon walked up to Amy pinned her against the door and went in for a long, passionate kiss before pulling away and saying, "Well, that's unfortunate because we have no contraception," he backed away, crossing his arms, trying to be a tease.
"Oh, yes we do!," Amy says and she goes to her purse and grabs a condom out and holds it up.
"What are you doing with that?," Sheldon asked his girlfriend.
"We need it to have sex, do we not?," Amy winked at her boyfriend.
"Yes, of course but why did you already have it?," Sheldon wanted to know.
Amy walks up to Sheldon and says in a sexual manner and says, "Because I've been waiting for this moment for quite some time."
Before another word was spoken between them, Amy grabs Sheldon by the face and pulls him down for a kiss. Her tongue enters his mouth to caress his. Sheldon went deeper into the kiss and wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her in closer. Amy could feel the hardness of his manhood growing against her. She reaches one of her hands in between them to rub it hard. Sheldon quickly breaks away in surprise and stares at her.
"That felt good, didn't it?," Amy winked, "Now take your pants off," she instructed him.
"Wait," Sheldon said as he went to go close the blinds and turn off half of the lights in the lab with one switch to darken the room a bit, "I want to make sure no one can see us," he said as he began to strip himself of his pants and underwear.
"Don't forget your shirt Mr. Sexy biceps," Amy said.
Sheldon did what he was told and then helped Amy out of her clothes. He looked at her breasts before grabbing them and squeezing them while kissing her at the same time. Amy closed her eyes and held onto his arms as he did so. Sheldon stopped to look at Amy.
"Okay, so. We're both naked. Now what?," Sheldon asked.
"Condom, you silly goose," Amy winked and got down on her knees. She carefully opened the condom wrapper and placed the condom on the tip of Sheldon's penis as he watched her. She looked up at him and winked before placing her mouth over the tip of the condom and rolling the condom the rest of the way on with no help from her hands. She decided to take things up a notch and stroke his penis back and forth with her mouth.
"Oh, God...," Sheldon let out.
She took her mouth off his penis to give it a few more strokes with her hands before stopping.
"We better save some for later," She looked up at him and winked again.
Sheldon smiled down at her, grabbed her hand to help her up. He then grabs a fresh towel near by to lay it out on top of a table. He picks Amy up, places her on top of the table.
"Lie down, Amy," Sheldon tells her.
"Yes, sir," Amy says as she lies down on top of the towel on the table.
Sheldon moves towards Amy and spreads her legs apart so that he can do a little teasing of his own. He begins to rub her clitoris with his thumb before replacing it with his tongue. He flicks his tongue over her clitoris before sucking on it hard.
"Oh, yes! yes! That feels so good, Sheldon," Amy moaned.
Sheldon then sticks one of his fingers into her vagina and moves it in and out until she's about ready to come and stops.
"Oh, God, why did you stop?," Amy asked.
"We better save some for later," Sheldon winked at Amy.
"Using my own words against me, Dr. Cooper?," Amy smirked as he helped her up and off of the table.
"Yes, exactly, Dr. Fowler," Sheldon smirked back at her, "On the plus side, "later" is right about now."
"Oh?," Amy asked bringing a finger up to her mouth to bite it, pretending to be innocent.
"Oh, indeed," Sheldon said while spinning Amy around to face the table in front of them. He wraps his arms around her from the back and rubs her body all over, from her breasts to her stomach and down to her vagina. He plants sweet kisses all down her neck and shoulders.
Amy's head is to the side, welcoming every little kiss. She is so turned on as she feels his penis growing hard again behind her. She reaches behind her to stroke it.
Suddenly, Sheldon bends her foward until her elbows are now resting on the table and enters her from behind.
"Oh, Sheldon!," Amy was taken by surprise. She spreads her legs apart even more for him once she feels his penis inside of her.
"Yes, Amy! Yes!," Sheldon shouted as held onto her hips and moved himself in and out of her. He takes one of his hands and smacks her ass.
"Uhhh, yes! Oh, God, oh, God!," Amy moaned. She grabbed onto one of her breasts and squeezed it.
Sheldon suddenly pulled out of Amy, turned her body around so that she was facing him and picked her up and entered her again. His hands cupped her ass as he bounced her up and down. Amy wrapped her legs around his body as she felt his penis move in and out of her again.
"Mmmmm, Sheldon..." She moaned as she held onto his shoulders, "You're so strong! Yes!"
They stared intensely into each others eyes for a moment before Amy hungrily shoved her tongue into his mouth.
"Mmmmmm," Sheldon moaned into her mouth as he caressed her tongue with his. He broke away from the kiss after a moment so that he could admire his girlfriends breasts that were boucing right in front of his face. He couldn't help but burry his face in them and motorboat them, which made Amy laugh because it was so unexpected in this moment. Amy returns her lips to his for one more quick peck.
"Ooooo! Amy! I'm gonna-"
"Sheldon," Amy placed her hand on his shoulder to gently shake him awake, "Sheldon! Wake up, dinner is ready," she smiled down at him as she flung a dish towel over her shoulder.
He quickly opened his eyes and sat up on Amy's couch, "I was in the zone. You woke me up at the worst possible moment, Amy."
"I'll say you were in the zone. Must have been some dream you had, Sheldon. You've pitched a tent in your pants," Amy giggled with a mocking smirk on her face.
"What on Earth are you-," Sheldon realized what she was talking about when she interupted him to point to his crotch. He immediately turned red and used a pillow to cover himself, "I'll have you know that what is happening right here has nothing to do with the dream I just had," He said trying to deny the truth.
"Uh huh, sure," Amy giggled at her boyfriend, leaned down to give him a peck on the lips before heading back towards the kitchen again. She takes a few steps before accidentily dropping her dish towel on the floor. She bends over to pick it up. Sheldon is admiring her lovely, round behind. He shakes his head to snap himself out of his trance and says, "Oh, Frickity-Frack."
"What, Sheldon?," Amy asks.
"Oh, nothing. I'm gonna go wash up and come join you for dinner," Sheldon replied as he got up off the couch and headed towards the bathroom.
"Okay then, Sheldon" Amy smiles at him as he walks away. She giggles to herself before saying, "I sure hope he's not wearing flag underwear this evening."
"I HEARD THAT!" Sheldon yelled from the bathroom.
Darn him and his Vulcan hearing.
"DON'T WORRY, SHELDON! MY LOINS ARE ON FIRE FOR YOU TOO!," Amy mockingly yelled back before laughing to herself.
Sheldon looked at himself in the mirror, "Oh, boy. she'll never let me hear the end of this. What has this vixen done to me?"
THE END.