Snow White: Magic Knight Rayearth Style
Disclaimer - I don't own Magic Knight Rayearth (Clamp), Snow White (Disney) or Chrono Cross (Square), but I will own Zazu Torque's hat soon enough!
Major Zazu Fangirl: HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOO EEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEERRRRRYYYYYOOOOONNNNNEEEE!!!!
(Camera breaks)
MZF: Oh (bleep)! That comes out of my allowance! (Ahem, ahem) I am Major Zazu Fangirl, the director of this entirelt useless, completely pointless, and utterly stupid fanfiction. I've assigned you all to a part in the play, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Now, go home and wait for your scripts and roles in the mail for 6-8 weeks. Residents of Cephiro, Autozam, Chizeta and Fahren will be charged an extra $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 and 99 cents for stamps.
Hikaru: Why don't you just give them to us now? (points at the pile of scripts that MZF is sitting on)
MZF: That's just going to waste time! Now, you can all go home, except Zazu, you're staying here to help me with the stamps!
(silence)
MZF: (puppy dog eyes) Where's Zazu? (pauses for three seconds) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! (continues crying)
Everyone: (screaming)
(windows breaking)
(dogs barking)
(my mom calling for the mental hospital. again)
Eagle: (yelling over MZF's crying, everyone's screaming, windows breaking, dogs barking and the phone dialling) HE'S OVER HERE!!! (points)
MZF: (immediately stops crying and runs over to where Eagle is pointing in about half a second) ZAZU! (hugs the life out of Zazu)
Zazu: (still being hugged, gasping for air) Ea.gle!!!
Eagle: (whispering) Sorry pal, better you than me.
Zazu: (screaming weakly) (bleep). YOU. EA.GLE!!!!
MZF: I wuv you!
Zazu: (screaming louder)
Eagle: Have fun! (leaves)
Everyone but MZF and Zazu: (leave)
MZF: We'll have so much fun! (closes her eyes) Pasting millions of stamps on the envelopes, putting the scripts in the envelopes, closing the envelopes, then going to the post office together, listening to all the confused voices asking, "Where's that? Are you trying to be funny? Get out of my post office!" then once we suceed sending the scripts, ah. we'll be alone with nothing else to do but be together. (sigh) (opens her eyes, noticing that Zazu is gone) . Zazu.? (puppy dog eyes) Where's Zazu? (pauses for three seconds) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (cries for several hours)
So, what did you think? Please, no flames, this is my very first fanfiction ever. I got nowhere in this chapter, but I'll update if I get ONE, just ONE good review! Thank you if you liked my fanfiction. (bows) Now, I have to go watch my Magic Knight Rayearth Tapes for a good thirteen hours. Bye!
Disclaimer - I don't own Magic Knight Rayearth (Clamp), Snow White (Disney) or Chrono Cross (Square), but I will own Zazu Torque's hat soon enough!
Major Zazu Fangirl: HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOO EEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEERRRRRYYYYYOOOOONNNNNEEEE!!!!
(Camera breaks)
MZF: Oh (bleep)! That comes out of my allowance! (Ahem, ahem) I am Major Zazu Fangirl, the director of this entirelt useless, completely pointless, and utterly stupid fanfiction. I've assigned you all to a part in the play, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Now, go home and wait for your scripts and roles in the mail for 6-8 weeks. Residents of Cephiro, Autozam, Chizeta and Fahren will be charged an extra $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 and 99 cents for stamps.
Hikaru: Why don't you just give them to us now? (points at the pile of scripts that MZF is sitting on)
MZF: That's just going to waste time! Now, you can all go home, except Zazu, you're staying here to help me with the stamps!
(silence)
MZF: (puppy dog eyes) Where's Zazu? (pauses for three seconds) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! (continues crying)
Everyone: (screaming)
(windows breaking)
(dogs barking)
(my mom calling for the mental hospital. again)
Eagle: (yelling over MZF's crying, everyone's screaming, windows breaking, dogs barking and the phone dialling) HE'S OVER HERE!!! (points)
MZF: (immediately stops crying and runs over to where Eagle is pointing in about half a second) ZAZU! (hugs the life out of Zazu)
Zazu: (still being hugged, gasping for air) Ea.gle!!!
Eagle: (whispering) Sorry pal, better you than me.
Zazu: (screaming weakly) (bleep). YOU. EA.GLE!!!!
MZF: I wuv you!
Zazu: (screaming louder)
Eagle: Have fun! (leaves)
Everyone but MZF and Zazu: (leave)
MZF: We'll have so much fun! (closes her eyes) Pasting millions of stamps on the envelopes, putting the scripts in the envelopes, closing the envelopes, then going to the post office together, listening to all the confused voices asking, "Where's that? Are you trying to be funny? Get out of my post office!" then once we suceed sending the scripts, ah. we'll be alone with nothing else to do but be together. (sigh) (opens her eyes, noticing that Zazu is gone) . Zazu.? (puppy dog eyes) Where's Zazu? (pauses for three seconds) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (cries for several hours)
So, what did you think? Please, no flames, this is my very first fanfiction ever. I got nowhere in this chapter, but I'll update if I get ONE, just ONE good review! Thank you if you liked my fanfiction. (bows) Now, I have to go watch my Magic Knight Rayearth Tapes for a good thirteen hours. Bye!