Kosta was a lonely man. He spent his days in the orchard talking to the trees waiting for his lover. Being surrounded by the trees calmed him on his walks. He talked to them and they talked back.

"Good morning, Mr. Trunk," Kosta said to the apple tree, "And to you to Miss Sakura." He caressed her branches looking thoughtful. "Have you done something new with your leaves, Miss Sakura?"

"Thank you for noticing, dear. I got it done yesterday."

"It makes you look quite young, Miss."

Miss Sakura blushed and squirmed shaking off some of her leaves.

"BOY! ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH MY WIFE?" yelled Mr. Trunk.

"N-no, sir. I already have a lover!" Kosta exclaimed.

"You do!" exclaimed Miss Sakura. "Oh, dear, good for you! Who is it?

Kosta shifted nervously. It wasn't a lie per se. It was a complicated relationship. His lover being a galactic space hero or something. Kosta didn't really get it. He enjoyed the few hours him and his lover had together when he came to visit Kosta on Earth. Kosta could feel his beloved's arms wrap around his waist. Thinking about it made Kosta grow hard.

While most people would find this attraction abnormal, Kosta identified as plantkin. This made it perfectly normal to Kosta as they are of the same species, even if Kosta had the body of a human. He had struggled with his identity since he was a child. Watching everyone else act and behave made him realize that he wasn't one of them. He couldn't put his finger on what he was until he discovered a blogging website called Tumblr where he finally came to the conclusion of what he was.

"Uh-um… you don't know him. He doesn't live here."

"That's fine, dear. I hope he makes you happy."

"He does, he really, really does," Kosta smiled.

The smile soon faltered as the pain of his groin grew larger. This couldn't be ignored anymore. Kosta excuse himself and walked and walked to the secluded area of the orchard. A meadow forming a circle that was surrounded by trees. He felt bad for the trees. These trees had lost their souls long ago and now sit as inanimate.

He sat down in the center of the meadow, reminiscing. This is where he met him. Oh, how he remembered clearly when the spacecraft came down. Kosta had thought he was a lunatic or at least taken some sort of hallucinogenic drug. But it was all real. Every. Last. Moment. And boy, were they good moments. Thinking about them made the pain down low even more apparent. He slowly inched his hands downwards thinking about the intense, sexual, encounters with his lover. He rubbed his member through his jeans imagining the hard bark hands of his beloved in their place. His breathing grew quick and shallow. He longed for his lover to be there to help deal with the problem.

"I am Groot."

Kosta gasped and quickly turned around. There he was, the man of his dreams, Groot. Tears streamed down Kosta's face.

"I missed you so much," he said as he jumped into Groot's arms. Groot's barky arms wrapped around Kosta securely, relishing the feel of Kosta in his arms.

"Fuck me, Groot."

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AS GROOT FUCKED KOSTA HIS ASS JIGGLED UP AND HAPPENED. THE EARHTQUAKES REACHED ALL THE WAY TO JAPAN CAUSING ANOTHER FUKUSHIMA ACCIDENT KILLING ALL OF JAPAN'S RESIDENTS.

A/N: I'm learning how to write sex scenes don't judge.

Thank you to that one friend who helped me out. You know who you are.