A/N I just thought of this randomly when I was playing wow, I put World of Warcraft terms in this, so Im sorry if you dont play and dont understand what they are saying. This will be a series of random events going on and what I think would happen if the FMA gang played the game. enjoy :)

FMA WoW Characters (all level 80's)

Ed-Blood Elf Paladin -Horde-

Al-Undead Priest –Horde-

Winry-Troll Shaman –Horde-

Roy-Human Death Knight –Aliance-

Riza-Night Elf Hunter –Aliance-

Armstrong-Human Warrior –Aliance-

Hughes Dreniel Shaman –Aliance-

It was another Sunday morning when Edward awoke, despite not being a morning person; he was actually in a good mood. For today was Sunday, his favorite day for one reason –no work! No smart ass remarks from the colonel, no getting ambushed by Hughes to look at his latest pictures of his daughter, not Hawkeye pointing a gun at his head to do his reports. Yep, it was a day to enjoy so he was gonna use that new machine called a 'computer'. Almost anyone who had money had one or two, making them hard to get your hands on. So when Al got him one for Christmas, he was ecstatic. Now, people use computers for many reasons, work, relaxation, advertising, blah blah blah. But what Ed liked to do, was play that popular game that has been taking peoples souls and depriving them of any human contact or productivity, he was of course talking about World of Warcraft.

When he first got it installed, and played for the first time, he had to admit it was a little confusing. But he quickly caught on and now was a pro, playing it whenever he could. He couldn't tell you how many hours he's spent on that game, but when he reached level 80 (the max) he was overwhelmed with accomplishment. Al had thought it was silly at first, this new game of his, but was quickly intrigued at how much fun it looked.

Getting out of bed, Ed put a clean t-shirt on and walked into the bathroom for his daily routine, once that was out of the way, he looked at the clock to see that it was 8:30am. Not really hungry, Ed casually went over to his computer, sat down, and turned it on. After a brief start-up jingle, his desktop was on and he tapped on the WoW Icon with his automail finger. Noticing Al was gone; Ed smiled to himself as he prepared to spend at least half the day in Azeroth….

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Fullmentalalchemist has come online

Roy smirked as he moved his level 80 DeathKnight to the nearest mailbox, quickly checking to see if Riza had sent him those titainsteel bars he asked for. So the shrimp has come online eh? Good thing he had Fuery hack into the game to where he can know when people from the other faction come online. So he made sure to add the little pain and his brother. Time to get the group together! Roy brought up his friends list and searched for his partners in crime.

The midget is online, I repeat the midget is online, meet up in warsong gulch, lets pwn dat noob.

[Sniperlady] says: Got it, I told Al to make him go in the BG in 5 min, c u there sir.

[Megamuscles] says: Absolutely! With my superior strength and fortitude we will not fail! I will be there in a matter of seconds my friend, and together we will conquer the Horde!

[Photolord] says: lol I can't wait to gank fullmetal, he never has a good group XD

Glad to see them on board, Roy put himself on the Battleground list, In 3 minutes it would be a battle of Horde against Alliance, and find endless satisfaction in killing Ed's paladin.

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Kitteeluver says: Great, I'll meet u there. And brother, don't forget to bring ur mana pots again, the colonel always beats you cause ur gear isn't speced to tank.

Fullmentalalchemist says: ya I know, jeeze. Btw when this is done lets run PoS so I can finally get that helm I needed. Friggin mage ninja'd it from me when it dropped.

Kitteeluver says: D: oh noes! That was like ur 8th time running it, the drop level is tarded.

Fullmentalalchemist says: crap it says time 2 go, cya in raid chat phonse. Oh and how are you on? Where u at?

Kitteeluver says: teacher is letting me use hers, and mk meet me over by the flag.

Ed, Al, and a bunch of random Horde characters were busy buffing everyone when the text said the battle was to begin in 30 seconds. Ed was busy whispering to his brother about how he should use his priest powers and cover Ed while he goes for the Alliance flag. Al was a damn good healer and Ed even though Ed was dps spec'd at the moment he could still take the damage from mustang and his crew.

[Raid] [Ragnarose] says: Ok listen up yall, I'm goin in to get the flag first so I need all healers on me k?

[Raid] [Kitteeluver] says: Warlocks shouldn't go 4 flag noob, I doubt they would struggle to kill one with 19230 hp, Im healin fullmental.

[Raid] [Ragnarose] says: stfu fruitcake ive carried the flag like 50 times.

[Raid] [Kitteeluver] says: but have you ever captured it?

[Raid] [Ragnarose] says: ……..

[Raid] [Bitchinautomail] says: XD ^^^ dork^^^

THE WARSONG BATTLE HAS BEGUN!!

[Raid] [Fullmentalalchemist] says: ok anyone who doesn't wanna follow that turd come w/ me to back entrance of their base.

Everyone but Ragnarose followed Ed….

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30 seconds earlier.

[Raid] [Colonelpyro] says: k sniper you go with mega and photo u heal. Ill protects flag with D&D plus I got sum rouge with me in stealth so don't worry.

[Raid] Megamuscles] says: On it o excellent BG planner! I shall retrieve the flag from our enemy and humiliate them with our superiority! For the Alliance!

[Raid] [Mojangles] says: wtf?

[Raid] [Photolord] says: just ignore him and guard the flag.

THE WARSONG BATTLE HAS BEGUN!!

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Ed went over to lead a number of horde players to the secret alliance entrance, determined not to get ambushed by Roy's team yet again. So with a some random hunter as bait/lookout, they managed to sneak in and send two rouges to check out the area.

[Raid][Kitteeluver] says: Ed gimme my flask of the frostworm plz.

Fullmentalalchemist says: oh shit srry meant to give them to u earlier.

Kitteeluver says: is your alchemy skill maxed yet?

Fullmentalalchemist says: pshh its been 450 since last month, and so is my herb. U?

Kitteeluver says: mhmm I hit 450 in enchanting about 2 days ago, I made my staff have +81 spellpower woot!

Fullmentalalchemist says:Nice, when this is over gimme the attackpwer one k?

Kitteeluver says: np, that will be 160g :D

Fullmentalalchemist says: o.0 ok then Ill just keep the pots I make u!

Kitteeluver says: *gasp*! But I need em for dungeon heals! ok ok, its free, but only this one! mats are hell to get..

*Ed opens up trade and gives Al 2 Flask of the Frostworm*

/ty

/np

Ed, Al, and winry were up ahead, seeing as the rouges spotted no one near by, maybe mustang was lagging or just stupid today. The flag was in plain sight, and Ed quickly moved up and right-clicked on the blue aliiance flag.

FULLMENTALALCHEMIST HAS TAKEN THE ALIIANCE FLAG!

Well if that didn't give him away, all of a sudden bright red bubbly lava like magic came from the ground under him, oh shit… Death and Decay…a Death Knight move….which means…..mustang is here!

[Raid] [Fullmentalalchemist] says: Al, bubble me and set prayer of mending !

Ed quickly ran out of the base when he saw 10 horde members come out of nowhere, with a Death knight with the name [Colonelpyro] above his head. With Al taking hits, trying to heal and keep up with Ed, he was struck down by a hunters pet named 'Hayate' and a Arcane Shot by a rifle.

Hawkeye…double shit

By now half of Eds team were dead, and with him so exposed, he knew they would get him and make him drop the flag before he got it to base. By some miracle he was ahead of the crowd, but stumble even for second and he would be in their attack range.

Just when Ed reached his base, he tried to loose them by going in the difficult and slightly hidden way. He has to make it, to drop it now would humiliate him, so he wouldn't give up. Ed waited, torn between running for it, or stay and wait for more players to show.

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He saw him come in here… Mustang and Armstrong decided to just team up and kill the punk and then steal the flag, but the base wasn't huge, why couldn't they find him?

Hughes was in position with his totems set up, and Riza set a freeze trap at the main entrance. That's when she saw him on her mini map because of her Track Humaniod.

[Raid] [Sniperlady]says: Over by the stairs! Ill set up another trap at the top so you can corner him!

[Raid][Colonelpyro] says: GJ omw.

This was over, he saw Ed under the stairs, not moving, for a second he though Ed went AFK because even when he and Armstrong came up, he didn't even make an attempt to escape. Because the factions cant communicate with eachother, the only way he could get his threat across was by saying.

Colonelpyro says: P r e p a r e t o d I e m o fo ! m u h a h a h a!

Satisfied by the childish words, he sat back, having all the time in the world. But still no running, but suddenly word came above Eds paladin in white letters.

F U C K J O O

Hmmf, fine, this little ass wanted to just stand there all day but Roy had honor points to earn. In orcish and unreadable to Ed, he said 'Kill Him'

As Roy casted his D&D on the place Ed was standing he saw someone from the top of the stairs and on top of a dead hunter, casting a spell and looking at him. It was a priest, and he saw it was Al. Just then he lost control of his character and was lead outside. dammit Mind Control! cheater! He was about to just wait it out, figuring Al was just leading him away, but then he saw a rather large cliff, and he was heading to it against his will. Crafty Sucker Roy though as his Death knight plummeted to his death.

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Now that Roy was out of the way and Armstrong was being held back by the recently resurrected Horde members, Al went up to Ed.

Kitteeluver says: gogogogogo!

Ed didn't need to be asked, he was on his was to the main hall where the flag needed to be captured. As he ran again Mustangs partners and other Ally members where fighting the wall of Horde to get to him, but still he ran, les than 5 feet…

FULLMENTALALCHEMIST HAS CAPTURED THE ALIANCE FLAG! SCORE 0/1

[Raid] [Bitchinautomail] says: w00000t!

[Raid] [Myranlani]says: nice job

Kitteeluver says: Nice job bro!

Edward grinned, yes! 1 point down, 2 more to go!

Meanwhile, Roy and his raid were planning something devious that involved camping Ed at the graveyard when they ganked him.

This was going to be a long match…

Well hope that was worth reading, any WoW players just to let you know I take requests on what to make them do so dont hesitate to PM me! plz review, I love to hear peoples thoughts on my fics.