About 3 weeks of nonstop ranting from Ed.

Me: lolz! My first fanfic!

Ed: oh gate…..

Me: disclaimer please!

Ed & Havoc : Fallenangel666 does not own FMA but she owns her mind…

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~/my p.o.v\~

"I swear! I'm not gay!" he 'chibi' yelled at me and Al doubling in laugher.

"Ed! Almost every fashionable guy here is gay!" I managed only to reply with a smile. But my friend Dylan decided to be an asshole and called Ed and me short.

"Fallen! Edward!" called a voice from behind us. Ed and me from our table and throw away our lunch tray before the holder of the voice was behind us again. Now I down right hated the person because it not only got us in constant trouble with the teachers but we were branded 'most wanted' for trouble.

"Don't be so mean Edward!" pouted the boy.

"Envy cool it or lose it." I said to the green hair boy as I stared him down. Ed grabbed my hand and pulled us to our third block class. "I'll get you! I'll make you mine, Edward Elric! " he yelled at the top of his voice. Envy's yell grabbed everyone's attention in the hallway. Thankfully Ed and I were in the classroom when people started looking.

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'So we have to get ready! The young master truly needs to get his school things. It is a true amazement that he asked to go to public school.' I thought while waiting by the staircase.

"Don't let it bother you." said a silky voice. "Young master we are two hours late!" I said while pushing him into the car. "Ah…thank you." he whispered as he buckled his seat belt.

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I thought she would do something like that….

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~/me\~

So after two hours and ten seconds left of class my mind went to la la land. 'I wonder what that thing that grandfather found.' I thought to myself while my eyes drifted to the classroom door. And just as I looked up a blond haired woman who could rip Jaws to pieces. I glanced at Ed to see if we had a guest speaker that day, but a pair of silky pale white hands covered my eyes.

"Can you guess who?" questioned a voice in my ear. Then the hands pulled away and I looked around only seeing my classmates stare at me.

'Damn…who the fuck told him were I went to school?' I sighed glancing over at Ed who looked like he just saw Jesus.

^/Ed\^

'Looks like fallen went to la la land before me again.' I thought while drew a cat for Al. And just as I was about to start daydreaming about the hot guy from H.O.T.D, the classroom door opened showing a blond woman who was glaring like no tomorrow. And that glare could kill a yaoi fan girls dreams.

"Class we have a new student!" said Coach Havoc. And everyone looked up. I glanced and saw Fallen look over at me. But that is when I saw the new kid.

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And let the games begin.

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'Looks like I found the reason he wanted to come here.' I thought as I walked down the hallway.

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"So…um...,"Coach Havoc coughed, "you can take the seat between Fallen and Eward."

Me: well that's done ^w^

Ed: Spring break!*throws hands into the air*

Roy: wtf?

Havoc:*steals Fallens mp3*