A/N: Just a note from Meiki. This story is hosted by my evil alter ego Yuzuki and her cute little friend Leslie. Well here we go, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Truth or Dare!

Yuzuki: *Evil laugh* Ha-ha! I am here at last! But I'm not alone! Today I will torture some new victims of mine, THE CHARACTERS OF THE MELANCHOLY OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA!

Mikuru: I'm very scared.

Yuzuki: SHUTUP! *Shoots Mikuru in the head*

Leslie: I think that was very mean of you Meiki-san.

Yuzuki: I AM NOT MEIKI! SHE IS GONE! *Eyes turn red* Anyway, didn't we go a little off topic?

Leslie: Um yes…

Haruhi: Well how to hell are we supposed to continue with Mikuru dead?

Mikuru: *Lying on the floor, twitching*

Yuzuki: Don't worry. I can revive people. *Thinks* Oh wait! Worry makes people upset! Keep worrying! *Kicks Mikuru who is lying dead on the ground*

Kyon: Hey knock that off!

Koizumi: I believe that you should revive Miss. Asahina now.

Yuzuki: I BELIEVE THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BOSS ME AROUND!

Yuki: Anger-management much?

Yuzuki: *Shoots randomly and kills all*

Leslie: ! DON'T HURT ME!

Yuzuki: Shut-up you cry baby!

Leslie: *Dies*

Yuzuki: *Revives all*

Leslie: Thank you Meiki-san!

Yuzuki: I AM NOT MEIKI!

Leslie: EEEEEPPP!

Yuzuki: *Passes out on the ground*

Mikuru: She's dead? LET'S CELEBRATE!

*Her body starts moving as Meiki comes back*

Meiki: Ah! I hate Yuzuki! Who missed me?

Haruhi: No one… But at least you're better than your alter ego.

Meiki: *Takes knife and holds it to Haruhi's throat*

Haruhi: I know. I know. *Struggles to breath* You are also crazy.

Meiki: I know! *Smiles*

Kyon: Are we gonna have time for some ToDs today?

Meiki: No! I can't really do this without my fans of course! I need you guys to review! *points to audience* You will make up my story! You could also ask to be in it as a host with me!

Leslie: Meiki-san?

Meiki: Yes?

Leslie: YOU'RE BACK!

Meiki: Leslie! You realize how much you hate Yuzuki now?

Leslie: *Nods head*

Meiki: Well please review! We are all done for this chapter! Bye-bye! (I know this story sucks at first but please it will get better)