A/N: Soooo, this is gonna be my very first fanfiction. Don't expect too much but I'd like constructive criticism…R&R please. Oh yea, and this is all in bella's point of view. This takes place in breaking dawn after bella has been changed and has met Renesmee, but before Irina blabs to the Volturi about Renesmee. Bella is just beginning to enjoy life with her family. Terribly short Chapters. This is more like a very short story and kinda long parody. The chapter names suck too. I couldn't think of ANYTHING. Oh and I will be posting more later so keep checking. So here goes…

Disclaimer: No I don't own anything, but a girl can dream…

Bella's Dirty Little Secret

CHAPTER 1-HE CAN'T KNOW

I pressed my hand to the window feeling its coolness from the biting winter air outside. Smiling to myself, I knew the cold temperature of the window would have made me flinch if I'd been human still. Breaking my gaze from the falling snow, I made my way to Carlisle's bookshelf to retrieve an object I'd hidden there. I bit my lip, and then automatically stopped. That just felt too weird. It would definitely take a while longer to rid of my human habits.

I hugged the object to my chest and left the room. I was a little embarrassed about my object—a little activity that had become an addiction, so I tried to escape to my cottage. It was Emmett's voice I heard as I descended the stairs hastily. "What's the rush bells? He asked.

I froze and mentally slapped myself for not attempting to be quieter. It got really annoying that I couldn't keep anything to myself, what with the keen senses of my new family. "I'm just going back to my cottage to…er, read.

He was then in front of me, blocking my exit. I lurched forward trying to get to the door before he found out about it. Crap, I thought has he caught my arm and backed me up against the wall.

"I-I just really want to read right now, Emmett." I said lamely.

"Must be one really good book then, seeing as how you-" His golden eyes fell to the object in my hands and his eyes widened, mouth hung ajar.

"I-I-I have to go now!" I took that opportunity to scramble to the door, but I hadn't gotten far enough when Emmett regained his composure, an evil grin spreading across his face.

"Whoa. Isabella. I never knew. Just wait until Edward-"

"Please don't tell him!" I begged all panicky at the thought of Edward finding out. "He can't know. Not yet. I mean I'll tell him. Soon. Just please keep your mouth shut!" And with that I reached for the doorknob again. I sighed heavily when he stopped me. Again.

"Just tell me a few things first before I let you go. Is this the first time?"

"No."I muttered looking away from his stupid grin.

"How long has this been going on?"He pressed.

"Um…well a couple days after my change I had put Renesmee to bed and Edward wasn't there so I…I kind of….you know." I finally looked up to notice he had been laughing and I was instantly annoyed.

"Just don't think about it until he knows." I huffed and sprinted away before I could slap him across the room. I wasn't always sure I could control my temper, even with my better-than-normal self control as a newborn.

I didn't want anyone else finding out, for fear of their thoughts giving me away. Especially Emmett's. It really sucked that he knew. There was no doubt that he'd have a hard time keeping his thoughts away from Edward. That means Edward was definitely going to find out sooner or later. I'd been counting on later. I hated to think of the shock he would have if he knew. If only I hadn't acted so guilty...but then again, I'm a bad actor. I locked the front door of my cottage immediately after entering. This wasn't to keep anyone out but instead to get them to pause long enough for me to realize that someone was on their way in so I could rid of the evidence.

I excitedly made my way to my room and flopped on my bed. It wasn't every day that I found time alone to do this. I cleansed my brain of the upsetting thoughts of Edward discovering the one thing about me that I wasn't ready for him to know yet. I began to enjoy the spare time I had and make the best of it….

A/N: Urrghhhhhhh!!!!!!! I know its short!!!!!!!!! Too short 4 my liking but….hey im new at this! But anyway, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!! I just completed my first F.F. chapter!! R&R!!!!