Disclaimer: - I Don't own Full Metal Alchemist. I own a Full Metal Garbage bin but decided to put all my bad limericks here instead.
Subject:- Am bored, have no life and so I started writing a collection of Limericks
Please Read and Leave a funny comment. Limericks aren't supposed to be serious after all (and it's about the furthest my poetic skills go)
Limerick 1:-
I once knew a man named Ed,
He tried hard to raise the dead.
Tried for his dead mum,
But she didn't come.
Now his arm and leg weigh like lead!
Limerick 2:-
There once was a boy named Roy,
Too poor to buy any toys.
Played with some matches,
Burnt down some thatches,
Now his job lets him burn with joy.
Limerick 3:-
Ed had a brother named Al,
Who loved to dress in a tea towel.
But then he grew old,
And then he was told,
"Put some pants on! It looks foul!"
Limerick 4:-
Winry was always my love,
An angel from up above.
Tried to get her in bed
But she turned and then said.
"Touch me and I'll cut off your 'dove'!"
Limerick 5:-
Armstrong was always 'The Man',
His muscles should have been banned.
His hair isn't there,
But just do not stare,
You'll be dead from a punch 'cos he can.