"I can't believe he's gone. He was so wonderful and sweet and what about the life we had together?" She balled as Memu came over to comfort her. Parm just face palmed and Dedede walked in.
"META KNIGHT!!! I need you to open this letter for me!" he shouted waving an envelope around. "There is supposed to be something important in it!"
"Shut the fuck up!" Fumu shouted as she stole his hammer and bashed him on the head. :He just got sucked into that damn box that you ordered three years ago that ate Kirby, Bun, and I!" She stormed off taking the box with her.
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Elsewhere Meta Knight, Sword, and Blade we're flying through some bright tube like vortex of flashing colors and music. "What the fuck is going on?!?!"Blade shouted as he tried to peel Sword off of him.
"I don't know!" Meta Knight shouted as he gave Sword a heardy wop, "Something is bound to happen! Why don't we wait and just see what the fuck happens?" "OW! What the fuck was that for?!?!"Sword shouted rubbing her head. As she said that the trio slammed into the ground, hard.
"ARGH!!!" Blade shouted as he tried to help himself up only finding out that his arm was broken and piece of the bone was sticking out of his bloody flesh.
"What the hell happened to you?!?" Sword shouted helping her colligue up and trying to get the sharp bone back in him. "ARGHH!!!!"He shouted in pain as Sword yanked and pulled on his half-dead arm.
"Stop this nonsense! We need to get Blade to a hospital NOW. Before he looses too much blood." Sword just nodded and picked up her bloody friend. As they walked around they noticed that most of the buildings were round with clear domes and had neon lights swirling around them. As they walked a short thoothpicky robot about Meta Knight's height rolled over. "Is there any way in which I may be of assistance?" He asked in an electronic voice. He then looked down at Blade and saw that he was badly wounded. "Are you looking for the reporitory? Travel 2.3 kilometers and make a right. There you travel .8 kilometers and make an up into the reporitory where others will help you." Meta Knight thanked him and led his knights to the place where apparently the robot had talked about. They turned right at the next street and saw a building floating above them.
"Well how the fuck are we supposed to get up there?" Sword asked as Blade finally lost concisness. "Fuck. However we're supposed to we'd better get up there fast. Before Blade dies."