"Soon?"

"Soon!"

"Come on Naruto we don't have all day Tsunade wants us back before 5!" Sakura screamed.

"Calm down ugly your giving me a head ache." Sai said.

"Naruto is your cousin real?" Yamato asked.

"Yes!" Naruto screamed.

[2 hours later]

"Naruto you're a liar your cousin isn't real he never was!" Sakura screamed.

"Whoa is this the girl you were talking 'bout Uzumaki bro?" An unfamiliar, yet familiar voice boomed.

"Ichigo!" Naruto yelped.

"What's up?" Ichigo asked.

Meanwhile Sai had hearts in his eyes along with Sakura.

"Nothing much just you're here" Said Sakura.

"Actually there is something; we need your help with something" Yamato explained.

"Hey that was my line!" Naruto exclaimed

"Doesn't matter Naruto." Sakura said. "

Yea dickless." Sai agreed.

"So I heard you need help with an Oreochimartu guy?" Ichigo asked.

Naruto broke out into a fit of laughter "Yes Orochimaru." Naruto corrected. "Okay, let's set out on travel."

[21 hours later]

"So boy you think you can defeat me and take back your little friend?!" Orochimaru asked getting into a battle stance.

"Yes we did we can do it BELIVE IT!" Ichigo screamed.

"THAT'S MY LINE!'' Naruto screeched

Naruto got out his kunai. "BAAAANKAAII" Naruto yelled.

"THAT'S MY LINE!" Ichigo screeched just like Naruto did, "oh well" Ichigo shrugged "Coooommminnn" "Coooommminnn" "HAH" Ichigo screamed, incorrectly.

"This is the most dysfunctional family I have ever seen." Sakura stated

"well it works" Sai said as Naruto goes charging at Orochimaru with his kunai slashing and scratching; mean while Ichigo is dragging Sasuke out by the back of his hair while Sasuke is screaming like a little girl.

"Sasuke you're going to need a tourniquet if I get my hands on you!" Naruto shouted

"You won't do anything you're too weak Naruto!" Sasuke said

"If he's too weak then I will do it!" Ichigo explained.

Ichigo took out a rope and tied him up to a tree.

"Now are you going to apologize to my little cousin or do I have to make you?" Ichigo asked.

"Why should I he's nothing but a fool he can't do anything right he's weak" Sasuke said

"SASUKE! TAKE THAT BACK YOU'VE BECOME A BIG JERK YOURE SUCH A JERK DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR NARUTO HAS COME? I DEFEATED SASORI! GAARA BECAME KAZAKAGE, NARUTO HAS HELPED DURING ALL OF IT JUST TO GET YOU BACK!" Sakura screamed.

'Wow, she must be on her period.' Sasuke thought.

"Uzumaki, 'bro hand me a kunai." Ichigo asked as placed out his hand.

"Don't hurt him" Naruto said crying as Ichigo places a kunai to Sasuke's neck.

"I'm sorry Naruto I've been too fed up with killing my brother trying to get revenge. I should of known I can't defeat my brother he's way too strong for me even Orochimaru's power couldn't get me that strong." Sasuke confessed

"It's not okay Sasuke you hurt me badly you're like the only I ever had 'cept for Gaara and Ichigo." Naruto explained.

"I know Naruto can I come back to the leaf? I'm not going to run away again!" Sasuke swears.

"We have to ask Tsunade!" Sakura explains.

"Let's get together and hug! Only the boys though." Sai said, everyone turned around and yelled

"GO AWAY YOU GAY LORD!"