Here's another one from the "almighty, mentally retarded, screw-minded" Vengeful Moon.

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Title: Why Do I Get The Aggressive Ones?

Rating: T. Just being safe.

Summary: Athrun may have made a mistake on taking Cagalli to a weapons shop for a date.
A/N: None.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. And if you're going to sue me do it when I go to the USA.

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6:00 AM. Thursday.

Athrun walked down the street holding a blonde girl's hand, smiling.

He just knew it was going to be a good time…

Well, until he went and picked a weapons shop for the date's location. The blonde, Cagalli Yula Athha, sat down at a nearby chair in said place.

"This place is absolutely perfect. Thanks, Athrun." She said cheerfully.

"You're welcome. Just don't go and grab any guns…or sharp objects, or anything like that…" Athrun replied, with a bit of worry.

We all know that Cagalli's a weapons expert, right?

Well today's going to be a bad day for our blue-haired pilot, from the point that he said this:

"I think you should have put on a dress for our date-"

Cagalli quickly grabbed a nearby katana and put it up against Athrun's throat. "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, MISTER!" she yelled. Everyone sweatdropped and stared awkwardly at the two 16-year olds at the weapons shop.

Among them was a certified-pissed off Kira, along with a shocked and about to faint Lacus.

She thought Cagalli might have gone homicidal or something.

But he thought Athrun was trying to slip in a kiss with HIS sister while he wasn't looking. Uh-oh, overprotective Kira mode is on.

Athrun noticed the pink-haired princess and the ultimate coordinator in the crowd.

"Hey, hey, it's nothing like that-"

He was interrupted by a gunshot from his "best friend".

As of now, Kira may have to terminate his buddy-buddy relationship with Athrun.

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GOING ON A DATE WITH MY SISTER!" He screamed.

"Um, uh, um, um, uh…" Athrun was absolutely, positively speechless at the moment. Can't blame him, since he's stuck between a RAZOR SHARP KATANA that's mere inches from his neck and a boy who he thought was his best friend pointing a FIREARM at him.

Then Lacus fainted.

And then Athrun did the same, although he woke up pretty quickly then took off in a desperate race with his life on the freaking line.

12:00 PM.

After six hours of brutal gunfights, almost getting sliced in half by Cagalli, and being chased around by huge angry mobs, Athrun stopped at the Clyne Mansion.

He spotted the huge crowd of people. He took a moment to think then rushed into the building.

"It's so freaking dark in here. Why doesn't Lacus leave the lights on even though it's-"

His head bumped into that of a hard-skulled Cagalli.

Uh-oh…

SLASH! SLICE! RIP! SMACK!

6:00 PM, Hospital.

Athrun was in the infirmary at the top floor, with a couple of angry visitors.

Yep, the ones that chased him around: Kira Yamato and his sister, Cagalli Yula Athha.

They both gave him a smack at the face and left.

And the only one who was going to understand him was Lacus.

SMACK!

…Or not.

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This is why I should never eat too much before writing a story…Anyway, read and review, all. Hope this wasn't too short. See ya.