Karakura Cops
SCREW SWORDS, NOW SHINIGAMI CAN USE GUNS. INSPIRED BY RENJI'S ATTEMPT AT BEING A COP IN THE SECOND OVA.
AGAIN CHARACTERS WILL DIE AND THERE WILL BE GORE, COARSE LANGUAGE AND ADULT THEMES.
1...OPENING DAY...
Renji was assigned to the real world for a long time as the hollow population in Karakura had grown higher than it ever had before. The hollows had stopped for now, leaving Renji to relax with his orange haired friend, who very kindly let him stay.
Renji stood at the front door of Ichigo's house. He smiled at Ichigo and messed up his orange hair.
"Thanks for letting me stay. You're a real-"
Ichigo grabbed Renji's hand and shoved him back. "Shut up! I didn't even agree. Rukia is just trying to annoy me."
"Looks like it's working." Renji exclaimed.
Ichigo growled and threw him inside.
"So what are we gonna do?"
Ichigo ignored the question and led Renji up to his a small tv was on showing a movie. It was paused .
The cupboard door was open and a slight crunching noise could be heard. Intrigued, Renji opened it and saw Rukia eating from a bag of popcorn.
"Hurry up and sit down, I've been waiting for Ichigo to show me this for ages."
Renji did as she said and Ichigo pressed play.
The film started and the words 'Die hard' flashed on the screen.
"How do you die hard?" Renji asked only to have a book thrown at him. Realising he shouldn't argue, Renji sat back, relaxed and watched.
*****
1 HOUR LATER
"Kill him!! Kill him!!! YEEEAAAAHHH!!"
"Renji will you shut up!!!"
"Oh...sorry."
On the screen, a bearded man plummeted from a window and to his death. Then the hero walked out the doors of Nakatomi plaza to the cheers of the police.
Renji cheered along with them. As the credits rolled Renji turned to Ichigo and Rukia.
"I want to be a cop!"
Ichigo stared at him. "Do you even know what a cop does?"
"Yeah! I just saw. You shoot the bad guys and blow stuff up!!"
"Renji...you are...a fucking..."
"Genius!" Rukia talked over him. "We should so do that! It would be so much fun, wont it Ichigo?"
"Hell no! Real cops have a worse job than you think."
Ignoring Ichigo, the others cheered and started repeating lines from the movie.
*****
SEVERAL MONTHS LATER
Ichigo's family had gone out leaving Ichigo and Rukia alone to have breakfast. The doorbell rang and they both went to the door.
Renji smiled at them wearing a police unifom and twirling a pistol on one finger.
"Yippee-Kiyay!"
Rukia clapped and laughed.
Ichigo was nowhere near amused. "What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm a cop...and...so are you!!"
He handed them each a police uniform with a symbol of two swords crossed on the pocket of the shirt.
"Geez what is this, cosplay?"
Rukia was so excited she undressed in the open doorway and began to slip into the costume.
"There! How do I look?"
Ichigo's face was bright red having just seen her naked but Renji was able to comment.
"You look great! Here, thats your gun and radio...officer Rukia."
She screamed in delight and turned to Ichigo. "Come on. Put it on, it'll be great."
"I doubt it."
"Awwww. Cant you do it for me? I'll give you a kiss." Rukia smiled sweetly.
Ichigo cursed and grabbed the uniform from her hands. He walked into the bathroom and got dressed, walking back out in full police gear. He was handed his gun and radio and got into a police car that Renji had bought.
*****
KARAKURA POLICE STATION
The trio walked inside and were met by a girl with tied back hair and glasses. Renji greeted her "Hey Nanao."
Ichigo looked at her. "Wait wait wait. You got roped into this too?"
She glared at him and adjusted her glasses. "Mr Kurosaki, we volunteered, even Byakuya."
She pointed to a coffee machine where Byakuya was with the 1st squad liuetenant.
Ichigo's jaw dropped. "I must be dreaming."
"No sir, this is quite real." Nanao punched him in the face to prove her point.
Ichigo walked around and came to a small row of cells. Inside one sat Zaraki Kenpachi.
"What the hell are you doing?"
Yachiru jumped out from behind a desk. "Kenny tried to get in a fight so we arrested him."
Ichigo tilted his head. "How does a four year old become a cop?"
A bullet flew past his head and he gasped. Yachiru held a small detective gun.
"Hahaha!! Bang bang Ichi!!"
Terrified of the small girl, Ichigo ran to the other side of the building. Once there he noticed a desk with a little nametag reading: .
"What the...?"
He was so deep in thought he didn't notice Rukia creep up beside him.
"Hi partner."
Ichigo shrieked and whirled around, his face red.
"Don't sneak up on me like that!! I mean what's wrong with you... wait...partner?"
"Yeah. You, me and Renji are a team."
"Team?"
"Well, the way it's set up here, everyone is assigned to a team of three or four officers. Then if there is a big case, the whole team is in charge instead of just one person."
Renji ran up to them holding his gun and a set of keys.
"Hurry up!! Get in the car...we got a job to do!!"