Notes 1: Warning, MA rated content is ahead, the following material may be disturbing to viewers who are not okay with sex in general. 18+ viewers are recommended.

Notes 2: This story starts off with Link is right about to get to Saria for Saria's song. Link has already passed the Deku-skrubs, and is about to see Saria.

Link: Finally were up all 500 steps. Shouldn't Saria be close by now?

Navi: Yep, in-fact that's her, correct?

Link: Yeah! *Link starts running to Saria waving his hand* Hi Saria!

Saria: Hi Link! *stands up, getting off of the tree stump she was sitting on* How's it going? I've been worried about you, ever since you left the forest.

Link: *stops running to end up standing in front of Saria* Yeah, sorry about that. The Great Deku-Tree told me to go to the Princess at Hyrule Castle, to give her an emerald stone.

Saria: Well I'm just glad that you made it back alright, as we Kokiri can't leave the forest without dying.

Link: Yeah, it turns out I'm not a Kokiri, I'm a Hylian brought here as a baby, to be protected by the Great Deku-Tree.

Saria: That explains why you didn't die *giggles*. Hey, are you sure you're fine, because there's a lump in your shorts.

Link: Really, well it does feel odd…

Saria: Well, lay down and take off your shorts and we can find out what it is.

Link: Alright *lays down, with his head facing towards the Forest Temple *

Saria: *gets on knees* Alright, you ready?

Link: Yeah, I'm a bit nervous, what if it's something dangerous?

Saria: Well, let's find out. * pulls off Links green shoes first, then continues by slowly pulling off the shorts, then proceeds to put them to the left of link, opposite side of where Saria is*. There's still a lump, so it has something to do with your plain, emerald-green boxers.

Link: *gulp* Alright, let's take those off to, don't tell the Great Deku-Tree, he's forbidden us to ever show the parts that we pee from to anyone. Maybe this is why?

Saria: Yeah, well let's find out if it's why. *slowly pulls the boxers off and puts them somewhere around the shorts, with a curious look on Saria's face*. That's weird, the lump was caused by your U-boxers. *takes U-boxers off*. The lump was coming from the thing that you pee from.

Link: *bends up forward to see what Saria is talking about. In plain view, Link saw his pee-hole pointing upward*. That is weird, I wonder if it's bad *with a worried face*.

Saria: I'm sure it's fine, can I feel it?

Link: Al…alright, but use your shirt, just to be safe, what if it hurts you, or reacts in a bad way?

Saria: Alright. *Saria wraps her hand around her shirt and grabs Links pee-hole*

Link: OOOWWWW! Stop! Don't touch it!

Saria: Sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you *with a worried look on Saria's face*. It probably hurt so much because of the tiny spikes on my clothes, I find that it helps keep the warmth in.

Link: Alright, just be careful when you do it.

Saria: I will *slowly but carefully grabs Links pee-hole*

Link: Stop, please, you're hurting me again.

Saria: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

Link: It's fine, can I see your pee-hole? I've never seen a girls before.

Saria: Sure *gets up off the ground and slowly takes her shorts off, putting them to her left*

Link: Nice G-boxers, they aren't green, they are pink.

(Link: Hey readers! G-boxers are what the Great Deku-Tree girl versions of boxers, they are what you call "panties", or "Women's-underwear". We boys have 2 different types of boxers, the regular boxers, and U-Boxers. U-boxers are what you call underwear, or "Men's-underwear". The U stands for "underwear", and the G stands for "Girl". That's all for now, see ya later!)

Saria: Thanks, they are pink because I used flower pedals, I stuck them together using honey, and then covered up the honey with pink flower pedals, before the honey got hard. *Saria says this while she start taking her G-boxers*

Link: Nice, how long ago did you make them?

Saria: About 2 days before you left. *Saria says this while she takes all of her G-boxers all the way off, and flops them on top of her shorts*

Link: Cool, anyways, let me see it!

Saria: You will, don't worry. *Link starts sitting up and rotating to the left so his entire body faces the tree stump, using his hands to keep his body up. At the same time, Saria sits down on the tree stump, and spreads her legs widely.*

Link: Oooh, so this is what a girl's pee-hole looks like. *Link says with a face expression expressing curiosity* I wonder why the Great Deku-Tree banned use from looking at each other's pee-holes.

Saria: Yeah… Hey, can I taste your pee hole?

Link: Sure, only if I can taste yours as well.

Saria: Sure, how about we do it at the same time, so we know we aren't lying about it.

Link: Sure, just be careful, because you hurt me twice last time, now all you have to do is face your head towards the tree stump downwards, and your pee-hole facing the direction of my head, and lay on me.

Saria: Alright, let's do it.

*Saria stands up, and turn around to face the tree stump. Link at the same time stops sitting up and lays down, still facing the direction of the tree stump. Saria then walks backward till her feet are in the middle of Links torso. She then gets down to the ground and lays on Link, and sticks his pee-hole in her mouth. Link starts licking Saria's pee-hole at the same time.*

Link: *groan* *Saria asks if that's a sound meaning pain* No Saria, It's actually a great feeling, your pee-hole actually tastes awesome. *a spike of good feelings comes to Link and makes him jab his tongue quickly and deeply, making Saria groan loudly. By the way, I lied about when I said your hand hurt my pee-hole earlier, I was just nervous and scared. *is panting and groaning the entire time*

Saria: *stops licking and sucking like a lollipop for a quick moment*. Your pee-hole tastes amazing as well. And I understand about the lying, it's fine. *goes back to sucking Links pee-hole, while groaning the entire time like Link*

2 minutes of constant groaning and fondling each other (not realizing that it's called fondling) the entire time

Link: Saria, I feel weird, should we stop?

Saria: I'm also feeling weird, but no.

Link: I feel like I have to pee now, are you sure we should continue?

Saria: I feel like I have to pee as well, but yes we should continue, we both are feeling amazing

Link: Sarai, I'm about to… *link's entire body tenses up* PEEE! *Links body goes limp*

Saria: *at the same time as what link is saying* feels like I'm about to… *body tenses up* PEEEE LLLIIINNNNKKK!

*Saria just about swallows up all of Links cum (Note: they don't know what it's called) with a surprised look, then licks the rest that she didn't swallow on the spot. At the same time, Link moves his face away because he wasn't ready for Saria squirting, and gets spattered, liking the taste of the liquid, he uses his finger to help him lick it all up*

Link: *is breathing in and out heavily just like Saria now* Wow, that was amazing!

Saria: Yeah, we should do it again sometime. *rolls off of Link and to the left towards the Forest Temple, with the head facing the direction of the tree stump, and the feet facing the forest temple, Link is laying down with the body facing opposite directions as Saria*

*4 minutes of quit heavy breathing*

Link: *stands straight up, and turns to his left, bends down and grabs Saria's hand and helps her up* Definitely, I anyways I got to go now, I just wanted to see you again. *Link turns around to the opposite direction of which he was just facing, and starts getting his clothes on.

Saria: Wait!

Link: *Link puts all of his clothes down and turns back to Saria*. What's up?

Saria: I want to give you a goodbye gift, so that whenever you need me, or start forgetting about me on your journey, you can with this song.

*que link playing his ocarina and learning the Lost Woods song*

Link: Thank you, I will always remember the song,

Saria: You're welcome, one last goodbye hug before you go?

Link: Sure, hugs for ages!

Saria: *Saria hugs Link, and his pee-hole accidentally slides in Saria's pee-hole* *both Saria and Link groan*

Link: *Link takes his pee-hole out of Saria's pee-hole in haste* I am so sorry, I didn't mean to. *Link says stepping away with a worried expression*

Saria: It's fine, I actually liked that?

*Saria says looking to her left towards the tree stump. She then turns to the opposite direction of the tree stump towards link, and lays on the tree stump spreading her legs out just a bit*

Link: Sure I guess

*Link turns to his right and goes in front of Saria's pee-hole, and puts his pee-hole inside her pee-hole, and they both groan. Link begins thrusting back and forth slowly because of his carefulness*

Saria: *both Saria and Link start groan and moaning every now and then* mmmm, this feels sooooo amazing, try to go as fast as you can link!

Link: Sure! *Link slowly speeds up, faster and faster, until he goes so fast that they are screaming so loudly with moans and groans that anyone in the whole Sacred Grove could hear them*

Saria: Oh Link, please… keep goingggggg!

Link: I wi... *Link accidentally thrust's completely outward and accidentally thrust's his pee-hole into Saria's butt, without realizing quick enough he was, Saria starts yelling in pain* Oh, I am so sorry, I'll just stop.

Saria: I may have been screaming in pain just a moment ago, but after that moment, I started feeling awesome, like you were going back and forth in me pee-hole. Please, continue.

Link: Alright! *Link starts thrusting back and forth again, inside the butt as well*

*3 minutes of thrusting back and forth, moaning, groaning, and yelling*

Saria: I have the feeling again

Link: Okay, I do to *Link switches from thrusting in the butt, to Saria's Pee-hole* I'm going to switch here because I like it more when I thrust in your pee-hole, that alright?

Saria: Yeah, I like it more when you thrust there to. The feeling is growing, just like last time!

Link: Yup, same here!

*Both at the same time: IT'S HAPPENING!*

Saria: Wow, I cannot understand why the Great Deku-Tree would ever forbid use from being naked in front of each other. *Hand Link his clothes, while putting her own clothes on*

Link: *catches his clothes and starts putting them on* Yeah, anyways, I need to continue my adventure. We can do this again when I come back. *put's on the last of the clothing*

Saria: Definitely, one last goodbye hug?

Link: Sure.

Link and Saria hug, and leave each other. Saria stays at the tree stump singing Saria's song and thinking about the wonderful time she had with Link. While Link leaves for Death Mountain, the place Impa told him to go.

Please tell me what you think, it's my very first story and I would love some feedback.