The Liar, The Bitch, and the Hormones Pt. 1
The 18-year-old children where rummaging through the old coots dusty, boring library-smelling Victorian nightmare of a home. No TV, no games, no bikes, no toys…what in the FUCK where these tweens supposed to do? Read a book? "I cant believe this shit. Our family ships us off here because of a war? I'd rather be fighting, honestly." Said Peter. The housekeeper started yelling at them for causing a ruckus "yeh little twats, stop messin' wit' me mans shit, or I'll clam you up the arse, niggers!" They all picked up a book and threw it at her. One knocked her right out on the floor, as Edmund tipped the whole shelf on top of her. *Craaack!* Her spine broke and she died. "Well that was fun!" Lucy smiled and Susan furiously slapped her vagina while staring at Peter.
They all clambered into the wardrobe, bumping into eachother. Edmund had a raging boner and started to touch his cock. Peter and Susan were making out and they all started to fuck each other silly. The house keeper shook his head as he watched the wardrobe bump around. "Damn kids, I was like that once. Hehehe. Well, I better go back and throw the old lion costume on!" A secret door opened and a mystical world of snow and fantasy awaited. As soon as they exited a furfag approached "I'm Mr Tomnus, Pedophile extraordinaire!" "Hullo Mr Tumn…" Tumnus cut her off "Talk to the hand, bitch. I only speak with men." Peter whipped his cock out and franticly jerked a load right into Tumnus face to blind him as they ran away. *SPLOOGE* "This is a fucking trip!" exclaimed Lucy.
They all threw some medieval fantasy Ren fest gear on to fit the role, as well as taking up arms. "This is neat, can't wait to fuck up some dragons or some shit. Fuck me up the arse!" Said Susan. "Gladly!" Peter said as his started to undo his pants. Lucy and Edmund(That's such a stupid name, who the hell would name their son "Edmund"? How unfortunate for him. His life sucks and no woman will ever touch his mating rod) met up with their nigga Aslan. This massive lion furry said unto them "Thou hath commited sin in my land, youngling kiddos. Your punishment for such crimes is 13 spankings from the beaver tail." They all bent over and got spanked by centaurs holding beavers. *Smack, crackle POP! ™* After the ordeal they convened for a dinner. "Feast time, bitches!" Aslan whipped out turntables and started DJ-ing the event. He played classics like Tiddy D, Musty Cunt, Slave Blacks, and Nigger Faggot FT. Strange D.