Hi my name is Jasmin and I am 12 years old and I have some secrets to tell you guys so listen up.

People always look down at me, seriously they do in a way that is probably different to everyone else. (I am short shhhhh)

People always call me a ranger I don't know why ( I have red hair)

And sometimes people call me frizzy jazzy or red fuzzy I don't know why either ( I have curly/frizzy hair)

And people say that my friend Taylah is an emo (known as niteside) I mean seriously I haven't seen her yet, oh hear she comes…………… HELP THERES AN EMO CHASING ME! HELP ME!!!

And I tell you what some of these people in my class like Karolina I mean have you seen her she is like dumber than a my dog when he run towards a brick wall and next thing you know she could be having surgery like my dog it we sound like this ………………… cool let's do that again that was awesome.

And myself well if have to say in my group of friends I would be the most responsible person their……………………. Oh my gosh its Miley Cyrus ahhhhh……. Wait for me I am your number 1 fan.

And there's my other two friends Tara and Tori but they are party poopers I mean Tori is as quite as a mice and Tara well sometimes I just wish I knew what was going on inside her mind someday.

Oh and there is my other friend Jordan and I don't know how you guys think about her but sometimes she is like me but better……………………………………….. oh my gosh there are new toilets I have got to try them out…….plop plop plop spssssssssssssssssssssssss, oh yeah.

Well they are my friends but here is some stuff about me:

Likes: my friends

SOME teachers

My family (of course)

My pets (there a pain in the bum)

Ice cream

Food

Krispy creams

No school

And lots more

Dislikes: school

Teachers

Some boys in my class (idiots)

Brussels sprouts

Bullies

My sister

And EMOS (no affiance Taylah known as niteside)

And lots more

Music that I like: love story

Right round

The fear

Fuck u very much

Diva

If I were a boy

Halo

Single ladies

Rock n roll

Tattoo

One step at a time

Sex on fire

Use somebody

Eh eh

Poker face

Just dance

Tim to pretend

Electric feel

Closer

Miss independent

I hate this part

WHEN I GROW UP

Wait a minute

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Men, ya can't live with em ya can't eat with em and u can't kill them either (damn)

Men should be like coffee. Hot, rich, strong, sweet, nice and tasty

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

i love work. it fasenats me. i sit and watch it for hours

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

when you fall down friends help you up while a best friend keeps walking saying "walk much dumbass"

friends bail you out of jail while a best friends in the room next to you going "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!".

Apperently 1 in 5 people on this earth are chinnese there are five in my family its either my mom or dad, by older brother Collin, or my other brother Ho-chan-chu, i think its Collin.

One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys went out to fight
there they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came running to kill
the two dead boys.
If u dont believe my tale i swear its true ask the blind lady she saw it too!