All Red dwarf fans would know that Rimmer isnt really a ladies man. Also Cat has never had experiances with the opposite sex. Today you will discover the hidden secret of the gay love affair for a Hologram and a feline.
It all started just less than 3000000 years after Rimmers dealth when he became a hologram to keep listers sanity however he ended up finding a rather vain sapian desended from cats. wen there eyes met it was love at first sight. Rimmers worm doo line pulled the cat in and the way rimmer can create fish from nothing got Cats attention.
Days of painful flirting from Rimmers behalf cat finely fell for him and they were such a cute couple and im sure you dont want to know the details so as the mouths went by and they grew closer and closer. However 4 months in and Rimmer told the Cat about his crush on Lister which turned Cat a Gross shade of green that didnt go with his coat at that cat run away and hid in shame with the res of the cats leaving Rimmer in a Pit of depression.
To save him alot of pain he wiped all his memorys from those mouths leaving him clueless on their deep love and the whole of the cat race. However Cat always remebered but then things got worst. A few days later Lister wakes up from status giving us alot of promblems to come in this outer space gay love triangle.