A/N: Riiight, I was in the mood to come up with a ridiculously random rhyme :P
Snape sailed across the ocean, after dragging Harry and Ron along with him
Hermione didn't want to go, she was practicing magic with her best friend Kim.
"Tell me, young wizards, don't you like the smell of the sea?"
Ron replied "No, if we weren't trapped in your boat we would have tried to flee!"
"This is kidnapping, you idiotic excuse for a villain", Harry added after Ron's reply
"If you think it is, then I'll bring you back", Snape said with a loud sigh.
They paddled back to Hogwarts, where Sirius was waiting for them all,
He was quite angry and yelled to Harry "Why didn't you answer my phonecall?"
"Snape wanted us to come along on his trip, he wasn't very kind!"
Sirius became furious and therefore began to kick Snape's behind.
A/N: Sillyness galore, review or I'll let Sirius kick your behind!