DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hetalia.
England: He does wield an imagination though. And a bigger brain than that bloody wanker, America.
America: I heard that!
England: Whatever you git.
China: Can we just start aru ka?
Me: Get on stage everyone.
Chapter 1 – Magic and Education
"Alright, you gits," Arthur said, "My boss has instructed me to teach all of you how to use magic." He paced around, glaring at each of them. Alfred was fidgeting around. Then he raised his hand.
"Yes, America?" Arthur asked, rolling his eyes.
"Well, Iggy, you do know that magic isn't real, right?" Alfred shot back, the other nations nodding their heads in agreement. England proceeded to draw a magic circle on the ground and spoke a chant. Then a light shone through it, and he stepped through, and he suddenly appeared on the other side.
"Was that not real enough for you?" England retorted. Several of the nations looked convinced, but not all.
"Cheap trick," Germany scoffed. England shot a glare at him. They glared at each other for what seemed like an eternity, then broke contact.
"Then what kind of proof do you want, you bloody wankers?" England was getting tired of this no-belief-in-magic act, and his boss needed to teach them magic to defend themselves against... other things, best left unmentioned for now.
"Ve~ Make pasta appear please! I'm hungry~" Italy sang as he beamed at the crowd. England rolled his eyes and promptly drew another magic circle in which pasta appeared. Italy jumped up, grabbed it, and proceeded to devour it while Romano rolled his eyes, munching on a tomato from the basket Spain brought.
"Make a Shinatty-chan limited edition doll version 777 appear aru!" China shouted out. England gritted his teeth and made that appear as well. By now, everyone was convinced, because that figurine was limited edition and there were only 777 of them... until now, when England produced a 778th one. One nation, though, decided to take advantage of this situation.
"Make a beautiful lady for me, then, monsieur?" France asked, smiling. England threw a disgusted look
at him and proceeded to make one... that was a miniature doll. The nations all burst into laughter, even Arthur let out a rare chuckle. France turned red and snatched the doll before sitting back down.
"Alright, we're convinced now aru." Yao told Arthur. England finally smiled genuinely and gave everyone a chalk.
"Now, close your eyes and think of... magic" England whispered. One by one, they all succumbed to a magic-induced sleep. England sighed and sat down. It would all be up to them from here.
Alfred/America's POV -
"Hello?" America called out, "Is anyone here? England? China?" He began to become so desperate that he would even be willing to find Russia, albeit a scary one. He was in an abandoned field in a part of America. Then, meteors started falling down. America screamed and thrust his hands upward as if he hoped he could work some magic. They stopped in midair. America stood back up and looked quizzically at them. So, America thought, Is England right? There really is magic? But this is a dream. It's perfectly possible... He then decided to experiment. Concentrating very, very hard he gathered up heat so powerful that it shimmered and caused him not able to see clearly. He peered into it. First he saw himself and the others asleep. The fact that he could see the others in third person point of view meant that he probably would have died if not for his little display of magic at that moment. Then the image swirled and change. A look of horror came upon his face as his brain registered what he was seeing.
China's POV -
"WHERE IS EVERYONE ARU?" China wailed as he clutched a Shinatty-chan fluff doll he had managed to make. Out of nothing. To his delight, he saw a familiar landmark – The Great Wall of China. Yao happily bounced down to it, but then when he saw it, he gasped. It was eroded and no longer great, it had a sad, mournful look that matched the sky around it. Then a huge lightning storm started coming this way, faster than anything should have been able to move. "WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS ARU KA?" He shrieked desperately as it approached, seeming to get faster and faster. Then as a tendril of lightning was about to strike him, a brave look came upon his face. This should be no more than a dream aru, China reasoned, so I should be able to do something aru. He gave a great shout and thrust his palm upwards, and where the lightning met his skin, it stopped. China breathed a sigh of relief. It remained frozen in place even as he started walking away. Then he decided to try something. After all, of that was magic of something, then what he was trying should be perfectly possible. Directing the lightning to where he was standing, he then focused and looked through it. He saw himself sleeping and looked at England who was looking bored. I'm gonna have to get him for that aru China thought. Then the lightning quickly shifted around, changing the image to something so terrifying, that he was at a lost for words.
Back On The Earth Plane -
"Well, some of them are making considerable progress," England murmured, watching as America started drawing a magic circle. The whole point of this was once you managed to get the hang of it in your mind, you would unconsciously draw a magic circle of your own design. Otherwise, magic would never work for someone. He noticed China starting to draw. He frowned as several of the other nations started to as well. But they all had the same look of terror on their face. They must have seen the danger... England thought nervously. Then , they started to wake up. Some even sobbing in terror.
"What vas that?" Russia asked, "I got some idea of looking at the real world, then I saw the most terrible thing." Others nodded in agreement.
"You're telling me. That was, like, totally not cool," Poland said.
"If anything, we can only hope that wasn't showing the future." Lithuania whimpered.
England shook his head. "Congratulations on starting the first part of your magic training you gits. What you saw was the reason of why I'm teaching you magic. Because what you saw... is what will happen to us if we don't try fighting it." Arthur's voice sounded dejected. "What's coming is a new epidemic of horribleness. It is... The Loveydoveycouple Super Uber Hax Pro Virus."
"And you're saying that magic can counteract this?" Sweden said quietly. People looked at him in shock, for he generally had few words to say. England nodded grimly. He began to explain what it did, and how it wouldn't affect anyone who was already a couple, but otherwise...
"Either we learn magic, or we all learn how to make love."
There may be some lemons in the upcoming chapters! By some unlucky people who have caught the virus that is...
I only put in China and America because I was too lazy! I'm not biased, I swear!
Anyways, please review. xD