This is only for random things that pop into my mind for now but could turn into a proper story with prompting 'Hint! Hint!'

Onward!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 1 – Casting

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Sasuke blinked. "Where the hell are we?"

"I have no idea!" Kakashi said doing his upside-down-u-smiley-thing again.

"I think we're in a studio..." Tsunade said slowly in confusion as if she had just woken up. (Which she had).

"Hallo, peeps! My name is Hoshiryuu (stardragon) and I'll be the director for this play." A girl about 15 popped up out of nowhere.

"Play?" Naruto asked, confused.

"Yep! I'm gonna direct the Naruto version of Pirates of the Caribbean! No arguing just do. Now, for casting." She mumbled. Hoshi had the clearest blue eyes that rivaled Naruto's; pale skin; black hair with gold tips in dreadlocks and wore an off the shoulder cerulean top that stopped just above her belly button and tight dark jeans. (This is not what the real authoress looks like)

"Elizabeth Swann will be played by Tenten."

"What!?"

Hoshi continued on. "And William Turner will be played by Hyuuga Neji!"

Neji stared at the authoress, who was grinning maniacally, while Tenten blushed.

"Young William Turner will be played by Konohamaru and Young Elizabeth will be played by Hanabi!"

"What!"

"Mr. Gibbs will be played by Kakashi. Norrington will be played by Kankuro."

"Eh?"

"Governor Swann will be played by Gai." Hoshi ignored the Sunset that had appeared. "Jack Sparrow will be played by Naruto!"

"Yay!"

"Barbossa will be played by Sasuke." Again Hoshi ignored the screeching of the fan girls. "Scarlet will be played by Sakura and Giselle by Ino. Ana Maria will be played by Anko. Murtogg and Mullroy will be played by the two Chuunin Izumo and Kotetsu. Pintel and Ragetti will be Sasori and Deidara."

"Whaaaaattt???!!!!"

Again Hoshi ignored them. "The dog will be played by Akamaru. Kiba, Shikamaru, Pein and Chouji will play the prisoners. Shika will get the speaking part."

"Troublesome."

"Bo'sun will be played by Mizuki, who I brought back to life for this very play! And he will do what I say." Hoshi looked threateningly at Mizuki who cowered. "Cotton will be played by Lee so he can't speak during this entire play! Mr. Brown will be played by Jiraiya. The slut that tries to get Neji in bed with her will be played by Sakura. No wait I already have that slut playing Scarlet…" Hoshryuu sighed thoughtfully ignoring Sakura's screeching and Naruto's half-hearted protestations. Slowly the black-haired wacko nodded suddenly. "Alright the slut will play the pink-haired slut and Kurenai will play Scarlet and the Monkey will be played by Asuma in a henge. Everyone else will come on randomly as I think of them."

Hoshi looked up to see Lee on the floor with rivers coming out off eyes because he couldn't speak. Sasori, Deidara, Pein, Kiba, Sasuke, Ino and Sakura were glaring at her. Naruto was glaring at Mizuki. Anko was cackling insanely. And others were looking at her as if she's gone insane.

"Well what are you waiting for an invitation? Get into costume! Let's not wait for the grass to grow!"

They all scrambled away except for Neji.

"What is it Neji?" Hoshi chirped.

"Are you crazy?"

"Just a little."

Neji sighed.

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