(A/N) I'm English, so some words might be weird to you if you're American O.K? Also, go easy, this is my first FanFic I've ever written
"Wow," Nudge sighed as the credits rolled over the screen, "Zac Efron is, like, the most gorgeous guy EVER!" The whole flock had just been forced, by Nudge and Angel, to watch High School Musical. Again.
"But Nudgeums, I thought we had something!" wailed Gazzy in Fang's voice. Fang glared at Gazzy, who backed away behind Dr. Martinez's sofa.
"OHH MY GOSH!!" screamed Nudge, looking up excitedly from the magazine she'd picked up. Angel frowned for a second, then screamed too.
"MAAAXXX!! Zac Efron and the High School Musical cast are doing a tour here soon!! Can we go? PLEEAAASSSEE!!!" Max looked up, only to be assaulted by two pairs of bambi eyes.
"….alright then." Angel and Nudge squealed and slapped hi-5s. Iggy and Gazzy groaned and collapsed onto the floor, causing Iggy to hit his head on the coffee table.
"This idea is already causing me pain, and we haven't even gone yet!" Iggy complained, while rubbing his head and glaring angrily at where he thought the coffee table was. Gazzy tried to glare back, but it's hard when you're cracked up laughing.
Fang just smirked at Max, and gave her the look that said you-are-such-a-pushover-and-this-will-end-badly.
Ella walked into the room, and clapped her hands before announcing
"Well, if we're going to meet Zac, we need new clothes!" Fang's smirk turned into a glare.
Gazzy's P.O.V.
ARRGGHH!! I don't get what's so good about stupid Zac Efron anyway!
At least I didn't have to wear anything too bad. I got camo-coloured jeans and a green T-shirt that said 'innocent…' on the front. I also got some green converses.
Fang got basically the same, but everything was black, and the T-shirt said 'bite me'
Iggy was wearing entirely blue, and his T-shirt said 'Plan B' and there was a little picture of a bomb on the front.
Fang started dragging us off back to the girls, when I had a genius idea! I whispered it to Iggy, and he gave an evil grin, causing several people to look confused.
"You are the man!" Iggy gave me a hi-5.
The girls were almost done. Angel had a pair of knee-length jean-shorts, and a pink T-shirt that said 'Angel' and had a little halo on. It was kinda sweet.
Nudge had a pair of ¾ length white skinny jeans, and a T-shirt with elbow-length sleeves that was white. It had a black picture of a radio, with little sound lines coming out (A/N do you know what I mean?)
Ella was wearing a red dress.
"Where's Max?" asked Fang, sounding like he was on the edge of a panic attack. I poked Iggy, and he grinned back. This could be used for some serious teasing and/or blackmail later.
Max came out of the changing rooms, and Ella, Nudge and Angel started squealing and jumping up and down.
They had forced Max into a pair of jean shorts and a bluey-greeny tank top thing that said '100% attitude' on the front.
I choked with laughter when I saw that Fang was past the almost-panic-attack, and was practically hyperventilating.
"Fang looks like he's going to explode!" I muttered to Iggy, who started sniggering, until Nudge came over and slapped him.
"It's a special occasion, idiot, Max is wearing something nice, I.e. SHORTS!" Nudge practically shrieked at Iggy, who started staring in Max's direction as if he could see.
Max looked like a tomato by now, she was so red!
"Let's just pay and go." she mumbled
Fang's P.O.V
Thanks to the awesome power of bambi eyes, we are stuck at one side of a red carpet/runway thing, waiting for some guy with a big ego to walk past.
Iggy and Gazzy had been late, and they keep sniggering to each other. They are up to something big. Max is gonna kill them.
Through the crowd on the other side, I could see a bunch of girls in hideous green kilts, obviously on a school trip from England, no one around here had a uniform like that!
One brown-haired girl had a death glare that said if-looks-could-kill-you-would-have-died-a-thousand-torturous-deaths.
One tall blonde had a completely blank face, with a strange, empty stare that said I'm-bored-out-of-my-mind-and-I-don't-really-like-you. (A/N the Isobel stare)
One tall, tanned girl shouted;
"Think about what you're gonna say, and try to keep it PG!" The tall blonde girl snorted and leaned over to the brown-haired one
"Eff-ron off you eff-ron-ing bighead. If I don't die of boredom first."
Iggy and Gazzy cracked up laughing, which made me jump and realise they were listening in too.
Then everyone started screaming, and Zac Efron came strutting down the red carpety/runway thing, bouncing a basketball at the same time.
Max turned and raised an eyebrow at me. I rolled my eyes in return. This much attention is bad for any guy, it inflates your ego.
I watched him strut around the place while everyone, excluding me, Iggy, Gazzy, Max, the brown-haired girl and the blonde haired girl, screamed and cheered.
Then he looked over, and stared at Max. I growled under my breath, it would just have to happen, wouldn't it?
I'm not gonna lie, though, she does look amazing right now….
Max's P.O.V
It would be me, wouldn't it? Zac walked over to us, while staring at me. I don't think I can cope with this, I mean, Fang and Iggy have big enough egos, but compared to this guy, theirs were microscopic.
I heard Fang growl under his breath, probably considering beating him up before he even got to me. Ahh, the thoughtful side of Fang.
I still didn't want to talk to him though, so I put my arm around Fang's shoulders. He looked at me in surprise, meaning he widened his eyes by about a millimetre.
"For cover." I whispered. He nodded, and put his arm round my waist. I looked up, and Zac was still coming! I don't believe this.
"Hey." he announced his arrival while trying to sound cool. Nudge was staring at him in awe, but I could see Angel frowning out of the corner of my eye
He doesn't have a very clean mind! You'd call him a sexist pig if he said this stuff out loud! Awww, but Fang's thinking very sweetly! Angel informed me and, by the look on Fang's face, him too.
"Are you free tonight?" Zac asked slowly. For God's sake, was he blind? (No offence to Iggy, but then, Iggy probably would've noticed) I moved closer to Fang
"I'm sorry, no." I replied as politely as I could. Iggy and Gazzy were clutching their sides, but it wasn't that funny….THEY WERE UP TO SOMETHING.
"Are you sure?" Zac tried again. Fang stiffened, and I felt like punching Zac's stupid, plasticated face! He was one of those people who thought they could have whatever they wanted.
"Yes, I'm sure." I snapped back, trying as hard as I could not to start yelling. Ella started giggling, so did Nudge. What had Angel picked up on?
"You know-" Zac began, and Angel's face scrunched up in disgust. At this point, Iggy stepped in to save me.
"Eff-ron off, Zac!" he suggested angrily.
"OH, EXCUSE ME! COPYRIGHTED!" shouted a blonde girl from the other side, looking at Iggy
"DULY NOTED!" he shouted back, grinning.
Zac bounced the basketball, and was about to continue when….
BOOOOOM!
The basketball blew up, and splattered pink stuff over Zac, who was knocked to the ground. All the fan girls raced over to him, jumping over the ropes.
"Watch as the lionesses stalk their prey, the herd of zebra. But wait! One is injured! At a sign from the leader, they take the opportunity and STRIKE!" Gazzy yelled, imitating some guy off the nature channel. I turned to Iggy and Gazzy, and their faces fell.
"What kind of ink did you use?" I asked calmly.
"The stuff FBI use. It may not come out for months" Iggy muttered. I pretended to think.
"Then I guess I'll have to increase your punishment to…nothing." They gaped at me, mouths open and eyes wide.
"Good job guys." I laughed and led the way out, with Fang's arm still around my waist.
O.K., what did you think? First FanFiction, so don't be too mean. GLiSt