Independence of MONDAY!

by Farhan Malek

This is the special Independence Day fanfic i mean, folks! It was about my stupidity of celebrating National Day on midnighg until i get beaten up by the neighbors... And that Garfield also hates Mondays too! In fact, Malaysia's National Day 2015 was held on Monday! Then, Jon and Liz finally found Lyman and they make the Monday and National Day midnight party together...

Farhan Malek presents...

"Independence of Monday!".

(11:10 PM. SUNDAY, 30 AUGUST 2015 in Kuala Kangsar, Perak, Malaysia):

One night... I just have finished watching 'Akademi Fantasia 2015'. Then, i heard a door knock. And as i open the door, it was Jon and Liz, with Garfield... Then i say, "Well... I can't believe that you finally came tonight! Well tomorrow is not only Monday... It's the 58th Anniversary of National Day, Jon! And i can't wait the moment for midnight... Yahooo!". After that, Garfield hides behind the bush and said, "Mondays, Mondays, Mondays... It's all Mondays... Now that Mondays are undead and I HATE MONDAYS!". And for that, Jon and Liz cheered. Then they hug and kiss. After that, they say, "Tomorrow will be our best moment ever!". Seconds later, the long-lost Lyman finally came. And Jon saw him and yells, "LYMAN! Finally we met here again after you disappeared for a long time!". Also for Lyman, he said, "JON! I miss you so much... Well, now i become a wildlife photographer!". Then, Jon and Lyman laugh together... While i enter inside the house to prepare myself...

(Inside the house):

I was changing my clothes to a yellow Baju Melayu, as well as wearing a gold kain samping and said, "DAP, you have ruin the National Day celebrations with BERSIH 4.0 rally... Tonight i will fight you back... Let's wait and see!". And, as i have finished changing clothes... I take the Jalur Gemilang flagpole and then, i go out...

(Back outside... 11:30 PM):

I finally get outside with my new and yellow Baju Melayu and said, "Now... Let us wait until the clock was about to strike midnight to Monday, everyone!". And they say, "SIR YES SIR!".

(Seconds before midnight... 11:59 PM):

I carried the big Jalur Gemilang flagpole and i say, "Are you ready?". And they replied, "Ready!". Then, i say, "Okay... Now i want to say first, DAP is a pig! They ruin National Day with the BERSIH 4.0 Rally recently! So, come on! In the name of Malaysia, let's fight DAP in order to save Malaysia, National Day and Prime Minister... Come ON! And, here it is... 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1"...

(12:00 AM. MONDAY, 31 AUGUST 2015):

"YES! Finally... The day has arrived... Now i want to shout... MERDEKA! MERDEKA! MERDEKA!". And just after i finished shouting, the neighbors came in anger and shouted, "HEY, CRAZY KID! Are you wanna disturb our sleep? Hey! The actual event is next morning, not this midnight... STUPID!". And the gang of neighbors started beating me... Yeah, it's actually my fault for being crazy and stupid that time... And if i have reminded earlier, i may not do this thing on midnight stupidly... Meanwhile, Jon, Liz and Lyman starts partying to celebrate their special Monday... And seconds later, the DAP and PAS team came and also beating me together... PAS said, "LAKNATULLAH SUPPORTER! Did you know about what you say can embarass us! And here i want to teach you a lesson!". And DAP said, "Oh... So you want to kill us? Only because we make BERSIH 4.0 rally during the National Day celebrations, yeah? Now take this attack! You crazy maniac!". And i were beaten repeatedly by them until they finally stopped on next morning...

-THE END!-