Random Short Fanfics of Epicosity

by Fullmetalfan13

This is a bundle of a bunch of fanfictions me and my friend wrote when we were either really bored or goofy. Most are crack, some might possibly be more serious, but not likely. Most are based on Fma, but other anime is dispersed throughout it all.

1. Chapter 1

One day Hannah was walking with Ling, the prince of Xing, when a giant pancake flew out of the sky and hit Ling in the face. "Oh no! Ling darling!" Hannah yelled as Ling fell over on his ass. Ling started crying. Then Greed took over and stopped the crying crap. Hannah was crying saying, "Oh dear lord. your ass." Greed just rolled his eyes and stood up and said, "listen girl. Your little prince is gone now. Stahp crying. " Hannah got annoyed and punched Greed in da face and said, "Jackass. give Ling back" Greed was unaffected and just stared at Hannah with an unimpressed look on his face and grabbed Hannah's wrist. "Leggo man" "No" Greed replied and pulled Hannah closer. "Ew..Greed germs.." "Ya know. Greed germs are the same as Ling germs. " "But I like Ling germs" Greed just narrowed his eyes and sighed. "The little prince is gone. So I can do whatever I want with you. " Greed smirked and Hannah just gave an unimpressed look. "Whatever.." Hannah said and took out her phone and started playing Sexy Back. "Wat da fuq.." Greed said and let go of Hannah. *~* "I like this song" -~- Greed slapped Hannah's phone on the ground and it broke. "What the fuck man.." "jajajajaja" Greed laughed and said, "It's time" "Nooooooo! I only do things with Ling" "Same body. " Greed stated and pulled Hannah into a warehouse.

(Im sorry. This next part is censored. )

Greed exited the warehouse with a smirk. Ed was sitting on a bench outside the warehouse with his arms crossed. Greed stopped and his smirk vanished. "...What are you doing here?" Ed looked up at Greed and answered, "Oh nothing. Oh and hey greed" "Yeah?..." "What were you doing in that warehouse with Hannah?" Greed just stood there, silent. Ed stood up, arms still crossed. "Well?" "I...I made her...Have a tea party with me!" Greed said looking down. Just then Hannah came out of the warehouse and collapsed saying, "So...much...tea.." Ed got tears in his eyes, "You had tea with another person?..how could you…" "Nononono. Its not like that. I just…" Greed explained, failing miserably. Ed just started crying. "Shit…" Greed said and walked over to Ed and hugged him, "I'm sorry.." "...Really?" Ed asked. "Yes…" Greed said and lifted up Ed and kissed him. Ed stopped crying and his eyes got wide. "..Otp.." Hannah said while waving a little flag.