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A/N: This story is what I call a 'remedy story'. So far I only made two... This is story number one! I call it a remedy story because whenever I think I made something horrible posted it, I could post the remedy story. And, its content has a cure, too. This one's about hiccups... Hope you enjoy it!
Unproven Way to Remedy Hiccups
Hiccups could be either bothersome or annoying. Yuri was trying to concentrate on doing his paper work, but there was just one problem... He was getting distracted by Wolfram's hiccups. He wanted to tell the blonde to stop, but the problem is, you can't stop hiccups with just commanding it to stop. If ever somebody was able to succeed in commanding hiccups to stop, they probably were just faking it... He was really distracted with it, as proof, he accidentally wrote 'hiccupping' and 'stop' in this very long paragraph he started with. Now, he has to do it all over again. He didn't know if Wolfram was doing it on purpose or if it was the hiccup's fault. For every 5 seconds, a hiccup would be heard. Getting totally distracted, Yuri was already working on a tally sheet. Then, he suddenly remembered something his mother told him regarding hiccups...
If a person reaches 100 hiccups, that person will drop person on the spot. So, it's best to stop hiccups as soon as they appear
That didn't make Yuri happy at all. He didn't want Wolfram to drop dead in front of him, even if it didn't happen in front of him, he didn't want Wolfram to die because of hiccups! He better do something, quick. How many times did Wolfram hiccup? 30 times is the answer... He ran out of the room to find Murata. Wolfram tried to stop him, but his hiccups were getting in the way, so he let him go. Yuri was able to find the sage and dragged him into his office.
"What's the best way to cure hiccups, Murata?" Yuri asked as fast as he can.
Murata wore a sly smile and his glasses flashed in a mischievous way. He positioned the coupe right in front of each other.
"Murata don't play games with us!" Yuri complained.
Murata didn't listen to a word his friend said pushed his friend. Just as planned, Yuri's lips landed on Wolfram's.
1...
The two were surprised, but they made the most out of the situation.
2...
They closed their eyes and enjoyed every single millisecond of it.
3...
Wolfram thought this is Yuri's way to show his acceptance of their engagement.
4...
They parted and looked into each other eyes.
5...
Yuri hiccupped.
"Murata, now I got the-"
The double-black was interrupted by a hiccup.
"Continue what you were doing until it fades away..." Murata said as he waved his hand good bye and walked out of the room.
"You heard him, Yuri..." Wolfram said and grabbed Yuri by the collar to give him a kiss on the lips.
This unproven remedy was, indeed, effective... It only took 30 kisses to make it completely disappear...
The End
A/N: Hope you enjoyed it! This was taken from Chibi Maruko-chan. The season two episode is about grandpa getting hiccups and about how Maruko tries to make it go away...